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Position Derby will finish: 5th

Player of the season: Bradley Johnson

Young player of the season: Timi-Max Elsnik

Top goalscorer: David Nugent

Scapegoat of the season: Nick Blackman

How many managers: 1

Biggest player to leave the club: Matej Vydra, on loan abroad. 

Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Gary Rowett isn't actually Jesus and unfortunately cannot perform miracles. 

What will happen to Nick Blackman: Get's fit, plays a squad rotational role helping Derby finish in the P/O.

Your unique prediction: Bradley Johnson to score 8+ goals. 

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Position Derby will finish: 1st (blind optimism)

Player of the season: Chris Martin

Young player of the season: Callum Guy

Top goalscorer: Chris Martin

Scapegoat of the season: Chris Martin

How many managers: 1, hopefully

Biggest player to leave the club: Keogh to newly promoted Brighton, cue meltdown or celebrations.

Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: We actually get promoted

What will happen to Nick Blackman: Loaned to Bolton W, score about 6 goals

Your unique prediction: Nugent winner at Riverside to get promotion.

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2nd

new

Max Lowe

Nugent

Blackman

1

Ince

Most bizzare..........MM buys exotic animals and has a zoo built next to his house.

Blackman on loan to Burton Albion

We will get into the top 6 end of October, and never leave.

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21 hours ago, Leicester Ram said:

 

Position Derby will finish: 4th

Player of the season: Bradley Johnson

Young player of the season: Timi Elsnik

Top goalscorer: Chris Martin 

Scapegoat of the season: our new German centre back - Rick Keögh

How many managers: 1

Biggest player to leave the club: Hughes (?)

Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Fabrizio Ravanelli still being paid £40k p/w until 2022

What will happen to Nick Blackman: Will spend the season injured

Your unique prediction: Rams will get promoted, and be hit with FFP sanctions whilst in the Premier League

 

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Position Derby will finish: 2nd

Player of the season: Chris Martin

Young player of the season: Ollie Watkins (If signed) - Max Lowe (If no Watkins)

Top goalscorer: Chris Martin

Scapegoat of the season: Craig Bryson

How many managers: Just Rowett

Biggest player to leave the club: Will Hughes

Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Turns out... Mel Morris & Gary Rowett went skinny dipping in the river Derwent and Gary slapped Mel's arse and now his future is in doubt. 

What will happen to Nick Blackman: Nick Blackman will stay with the club and be a utility player, Playing out on the wing mostly as a sub. Scoring 3 goals and 2 assists. 

Your unique prediction: Derby County will be top of the league come Christmas, 2 points ahead of Norwich. But when we go to Carrow road, we lose 2-0 and drop to 2nd. 

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Position Derby will finish: Somewhere in the championship top 1

Player of the season: Nugent

Young player of the season: Timi Elsnik

Top goalscorer: David Nugent

Scapegoat of the season: Mel Morris

How many managers: 1

Biggest player to leave the club: Hughes. 

Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Messi is joining us after we sell Hughes for £200 million to Real Madrid  

What will happen to Nick Blackman: Goes back to MacDonald's

Your unique prediction: We take the division by storm!

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Position Derby will finish:  5th

Player of the season: David Nugent

Young player of the season:Max Lowe

Top goalscorer:David Nugent

Scapegoat of the season:Richard Keogh

How many managers:One (1)

Biggest player to leave the club:Will Hughes

Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Mel has a controlling share in WMG

What will happen to Nick Blackman: Sold! At a loss

Your unique prediction:We will finish above Villa, Sunderland and Middlesboro

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Position Derby will finish: 5th

Player of the season: Tom Ince

Young player of the season: Timi Elsnik

Top goalscorer: Chris Martin

Scapegoat of the season: Richard 'like you say' Keogh

How many managers: 1

Biggest player to leave the club: Will Hughes

Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Mel Morris is actually a woman

What will happen to Nick Blackman: He'll be sold to Sunderland for £12 million

Your unique prediction: Forest lose in the League One Play Off final

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Position Derby will finish:

3rd

Player of the season:

Jacob Butterfield

Young player of the season:

Offrande Zanzala

Top goalscorer:

Tom Ince

Scapegoat of the season: New player signed for the highest fee

How many managers: 1

Biggest player to leave the club: Will Hughes

Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Sam Rush has been knocking off Mrs Morris

What will happen to Nick Blackman: on loan to Burton

Your unique prediction: Run to fa cup final for a double trip to wembley

 

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20 hours ago, Ninos said:

This season hasn't even finished yet, there's been no opportunity for telling comments from Rowett after Rotherham, no cryptic tweets from players and no real transfer stories yet.

So there's no better time to make some completely blind, unfounded predictions about next season than right now!

Basically make a few predictions and we'll see who gets closest at the end of next season. Definitely playing the long game here.

Position Derby will finish: 2nd

Player of the season: Zanzala 

Young player of the season: Elsnik or Jacobsen

Top goalscorer: Zanzala

Scapegoat of the season: Johnson 

How many managers: 1

Biggest player to leave the club: Will Hughes to Everton (sadly)

Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Revelations from the past about a managers firing 

What will happen to Nick Blackman: Gone 

Your unique prediction: a) Martin won't return but be kept and sold on to Wolves by Fulham for a tidy profit. b) Zanzala will be in the top 3 scorers of the championship c) Elsnik Zanzala And Lowe will be the new darlings of the Pride Park faithful.

 

 

14 hours ago, Leicester Ram said:

I've never ever bet on the forum, but I will 100% take you up on this. £10 to winners charity of choice?

Breaking News: Ninos hates charity even more than he hates Chris Martin :ph34r:

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Position Derby will finish: 3rd .. agonisingly close to the automatics

Player of the season: Bradley Johnson ... I think he and GR understand how to use him best

Young player of the season: Max Lowe

Top goalscorer: Nuge he's going to be awesome ... Martin and Vydra get to double figures

Scapegoat of the season: Butterfield because he isn't George Thorne

How many managers: 1

Biggest player to leave the club: Shackle

Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: In the light of the growing market for all things environmental Mel sets up a megabucks fridge recycling business with free collections in Nottingham 

What will happen to Nick Blackman: out on loan

Your unique prediction: Making up for this seasons abject failure in front of goal we end up as leagues top scorers.

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15 hours ago, Mr Tibbs said:

Position Derby will finish: 5th

Player of the season: Bradley Johnson

Young player of the season: Timi-Max Elsnik

Top goalscorer: David Nugent

Scapegoat of the season: Nick Blackman

How many managers: 1

Biggest player to leave the club: Matej Vydra, on loan abroad. 

Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Gary Rowett isn't actually Jesus and unfortunately cannot perform miracles. 

What will happen to Nick Blackman: Get's fit, plays a squad rotational role helping Derby finish in the P/O.

Your unique prediction: Bradley Johnson to score 8+ goals. 

That is really a bit too sensible .. but I bet its close !:)

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Position Derby will finish: 4th  

Player of the season: Nugent

Young player of the season: Lowe again

Top goalscorer: Nugent

Scapegoat of the season: Martin

How many managers: Just Rowett

Biggest player to leave the club: Hughes

Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: More Butterfield domestic scandal

What will happen to Nick Blackman: Loan to Ipswich

Your unique prediction: Central defensive injury crisis, Forsyth to step up.

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Position Derby will finish: 2nd

Player of the season: George Thorne

Young player of the season: Charles Vernam

Top goalscorer: Nugent & Martin   both to hit 25 goals each

Scapegoat of the season: Tom Ince

How many managers: 1

Biggest player to leave the club: Will Hughes 

Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club:   Melvyn  realizes after  16  successive wins   it going to be our season   ..and joins the  Gumps  as  player  coach  sent off on his debut  v Plymouth ( a )   for not getting his on way whilst defending a corner   as  Plymouth make it 7 - 0  after 24mins 

What will happen to Nick Blackman   joins forces with  disgraced ex Villa  player Lansbury  and becomes a duet  selling there services up and down the A38

Your unique prediction:   more than 14 managers to be sacked  in championship  via  March  2018

 

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On Tuesday, May 02, 2017 at 17:18, Leicester Ram said:

 

Position Derby will finish:

2nd 

Player of the season

 Brsdders. 

Young player of the season: 

Nugent. 

Top goalscorer:  

Nugent

Scapegoat of the season: 

Rammie - he is not getting the crowd singing enough???@@

How many managers:1

Biggest player to leave the club

Scott Carson - we get an offer we just can't refuse.

Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club:

Derby tea lady works as spy for unnamed premier league mogul

What will happen to Nick Blackman: 

He becomes new goalie...

Your unique prediction:

Mel makes a new game based upon football club management...and selling goalies.

 

 

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On 02/05/2017 at 17:27, Leicester Ram said:

 

Position Derby will finish: 6th

Player of the season: Johnson

Young player of the season: Lowe

Top goalscorer: Nugent

Scapegoat of the season: Probably Forsyth or Thorne when fans realise they won't be as good before their injuries

How many managers: 1

Biggest player to leave the club: Hughes/Ince. I think both will leave.

Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Mel Morris announces he never wanted McClaren back

What will happen to Nick Blackman: Think he will stay if we sell Ince

Your unique prediction: Sheffield Utd to reach the play offs

 

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early thoughts.......

Position Derby will finish: 4th

Player of the season: David nugent

Young player of the season: max lowe

Top goalscorer: David Nugent

Scapegoat of the season: johnny Russell

How many managers: 1

Biggest player to leave the club: Chris martin

Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Mel considers  Schteeve as director of football

What will happen to Nick Blackman: mutual agreement and drops to league 1 with Florist 

Your unique prediction: Clement brings Swansea team and afterwards has a double date with..........

 

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