Yani P Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Surely he wont come here if he cant climb over his garden railings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrowram Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 He isn't fit. He will require 2-3 weeks to get fit by which time we have played 3-4 games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Yani P said: Surely he wont come here if he cant climb over his garden railings? He might take offence at you saying that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckoBeast Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 13 minutes ago, Harrowram said: He isn't fit. He will require 2-3 weeks to get fit by which time we have played 3-4 games. Is he ever fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 He might be the key to open the floodgates and get us scoring freely again. But his unprofessional behaviour makes me sit on the fence with this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickram Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Don't want to sound cynical here but have Derby done a Thorne / Antonio / Forestieri here ? Allegedly of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBB Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 1 minute ago, mickram said: Don't want to sound cynical here but have Derby done a Thorne / Antonio / Forestieri here ? Allegedly of course. How would we have done that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 8 minutes ago, Dimmu said: He might be the key to open the floodgates and get us scoring freely again. But his unprofessional behaviour makes me sit on the fence with this one. You don't wanna stay on that fence too long. You'll end up with a stain on your character or somewhere more delicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thekingofbuxton Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Quality player - is there any truth in this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 32 minutes ago, mickram said: Don't want to sound cynical here but have Derby done a Thorne / Antonio / Forestieri here ? Allegedly of course. What has McCormack's fondness for an Andy Reid helping of pies got to do with Antonio and Forestieri - and to Derby for that matter? Has Mel got shares in Greggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Wait, so he's not just too fond of pies to go to training, and he's not just unable to open his own gate, and it goes beyond not liking villa..... ....its a sinister plot to have him not play until his face indistinguishable from Steve Bruce's to scupper villas promotion chances? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Perhaps our interest is just to help villa start a bidding war with themselves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmberRamber Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 From what I've seen of Mr McLaren at our club, players seem to like him and play for him. If McCormack does arrive this month and McLaren can work his man management skill we would have a proper goal threat. At 29 he will be in his prime and whenever I've seen him play he's been a real handful. Very direct very quick and good finishing. Kind of player who picks the ball up thirty yards from goal and fans get excited because he does have the capacity to do something special. If its a loan deal then he is well worth a punt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Hughes Hair Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 1 hour ago, eddie said: What has McCormack's fondness for an Andy Reid helping of pies got to do with Antonio and Forestieri - and to Derby for that matter? Has Mel got shares in Greggs? If Mel's got shares in Greggs I'm putting a fiver on Assombalonga signing in the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bald Eagle's Barmy Army Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 We won't get McCormack until he's too old and can't be bothered any more like quite a few other players. See you next Tuesday Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadbob Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 2 hours ago, eddie said: What has McCormack's fondness for an Andy Reid helping of pies got to do with Antonio and Forestieri - and to Derby for that matter? Has Mel got shares in Greggs? Bet Mel's got his fingers in a few pies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 5 hours ago, MackworthRamIsGod said: I've been told from a reliable source that Villa are looking to make a surprise bid for Darren Bents penis, a fee of 5 million is being touted. Its a shlong shot but maybe we could get McCormack as a replacement? So we're swapping Super Schlong for a man who can't get his leg over a fence? Madness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bald Eagle's Barmy Army Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 5 hours ago, MackworthRamIsGod said: I've been told from a reliable source that Villa are looking to make a surprise bid for Darren Bents penis, a fee of 5 million is being touted. Its a shlong shot but maybe we could get McCormack as a replacement? Its a similar kind of swap, they get a penis and we get a cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmberRamber Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 34 minutes ago, CHCDerby said: Its a similar kind of swap, they get a penis and we get a cock. Here we go with the tail puns! There will be no bellend to them now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 1 minute ago, AmberRamber said: Here we go with the tail puns! There will be no bellend to them now All members should be banned from rising to the pun challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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