RamNut Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 I'd make it legal to hunt Prince Charles with a pack of hounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I would make a law that men need to have big stomach and women don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Death by firing squad to anyone with a 'man bun'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Should extend that to all men with hair long enough to go in a pony tail, it's just wrong, very wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuff264 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Death by firing squad to anyone with a 'man bun'.top knots as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovis aries Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 top knots as well You have got the job of cutting off the ones on Sumo wrestlers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Make it illegal for companies to pump water into bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I'd have motorway signs raised to a height that you can read them, and not obliterated by a passing lorry.Also, I'd make it illegal for till operators to say 'Have a nice day'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 yellow dots on the road outside newsagents .. meaning no parking unless you've just nipped in for a paper and a kit kat in which case we'll cut you some slack.In fact .. I'd have a whole section of the legal code called wriggle room ( no innuendo please ! ) meaning that sound folk ( that's us ) should be given a bit of grace/benefit of the doubt in most things; as opposed to pi55 takers to whom would get the full weight of the law applied to them always and instantly ( we KNOW who you are ! )I love that Scottish thing .. "not proven" .. which means "ok big guy, you got off but we and everyone else KNOWs you did it ! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Bulldoze modern buildings, they could only be replaced if they matched traditional ones in that area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I'd commission some top wildlife people to do a film on black panthers, seen and enjoyed all the other big cats, never seen a documentary on black panthers. Make supermarkets have skank only days so people with manners and courtesy don't have to put up with them. And while we're on the subject of supermarkets, make it illegal for them not to squash the cars of people that park in bays reserved for the disabled and parents with toddlers. Oh blimey, I can feel a whole list of stuff coming on, I better leave it for a bit....but I could be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Driving ban for anybody who drives a BMW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 No lorries in the middle lane of motorways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Make it a legal requirement for companies advertising on TV products which cost hundreds of pounds to actually use the words 'hundred' and 'pounds'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Make it illegal for companies to pump water into bacon.Buy it from the butchers you cight tunt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 If i ruled the world,it would be illegal for the ticket office NOT to tell B4 how many tickets they've sold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StringerBell Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I'd commission some top wildlife people to do a film on black panthers, seen and enjoyed all the other big cats, never seen a documentary on black panthers. Make supermarkets have skank only days so people with manners and courtesy don't have to put up with them. And while we're on the subject of supermarkets, make it illegal for them not to squash the cars of people that park in bays reserved for the disabled and parents with toddlers. Oh blimey, I can feel a whole list of stuff coming on, I better leave it for a bit....but I could be back. Make supermarkets employ a warden who can use common sense that allows people to park in disabled and parents and toddlers spaces when there's 30 odd free spaces. And put parents and toddlers spaces at the far side of the car park rather than the near side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Buy it from the butchers you cight tunt! If there were any butchers around here i bloody well would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I'd ban social media. It'll stop rumours going around on who we've bid on & driving up the price! Actually just ban the Internet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I'd ban social media. It'll stop rumours going around on who we've bid on & driving up the price! Actually just ban the Internet! If you banned the internet then this could be my last ever post on DCF <<<Carrier lost>>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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