I am Ram Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I would ban scrap vans, especially the cnut who drives down my road every sunday morning with his lad on a megaphone "scrap irrroooon" , you've heard them . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted August 25, 2015 Author Share Posted August 25, 2015 I would ban scrap vans, especially the cnut who drives down my road every sunday morning with his lad on a megaphone "scrap irrroooon" , you've heard them .Do you live in Shepherd's Bush in 1973? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am Ram Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Do you live in Shepherd's Bush in 1973?Derby 2015. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Ban rap music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Make random acts of kindness compulsory. At least one per day per person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Ban rap music.Death to the word 'nigga'! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHX5wySDzAw (basic YouTube embedding seems to have stopped working. It's a song, and this post is backing up the song) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Death to the word 'nigga'! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHX5wySDzAw (basic YouTube embedding seems to have stopped working. It's a song)Listening to it now. Never heard of this group before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Westmalle Tripel out of the cold tap.Sake out of the hot tap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Westmalle Tripel out of the cold tap. Sake out of the hot tap. A local pizza parlor/bar that is being built near me says they will have St. Bernardus Abt 12 on tap when they open. I expect to be a VERY loyal customer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 A local pizza parlor/bar that is being built near me says they will have St. Bernardus Abt 12 on tap when they open. I expect to be a VERY loyal customer. I've never seen anywhere that sells it on draught. I wonder whether it is just for export to the USA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I've never seen anywhere that sells it on draught. I wonder whether it is just for export to the USA.According to this link some places in Belgium and couple places in England have it on tap for you mate. Granted, not sure how much or even how accurate this website is.http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/distribution/2530/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 According to this link some places in Belgium and couple places in England have it on tap for you mate. Granted, not sure how much or even how accurate this website is.http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/distribution/2530/ Cheers, Mukka.I'm going down to Somerset on Saturday straight after the game against the Dirties - my son's just moved to a new house in Keynsham, between Bristol and Bath. One of those bars that serve it on draught seems to be the Strawberry Thief - just up the road in Bristol. Whether I can persuade folks that's the watering hole we have to visit is in doubt - but I'm working on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I would ban scrap vans, especially the cnut who drives down my road every sunday morning with his lad on a megaphone "scrap irrroooon" , you've heard them .Could be worse, it's a horse and cart up here, always leaves the biggest pile of turd you've ever seen down me road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I would make it illegal for passengers in cars to give the "thank you wave". Im driving, it's my wave to give. And I'm not having us looking special by both waving, let alone you waving someone who doesn't warrant it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I expect the wave back. If you let me out and I give you a thank you wave, you'd better give me a "thank you for thanking me" wave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I would make it illegal for passengers in cars to give the "thank you wave". Im driving, it's my wave to give. And I'm not having us looking special by both waving, let alone you waving someone who doesn't warrant it. Remember the days when VW Beetle drivers used to salute each other? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Two birds, one stone - give Argentina back to the Spanish, then Argentina won't exist so:1) Argentina can shut the f*ck up about the Malvinas2) Spain can quit whining about Gibraltar - we've given you Argentina instead, we're quits3) Argentina are eradicated from the World Cup records, necessitating a replay of the 1986 final, where Germany take on England, but penalties are replaced by a count back system, of how many world wars you've won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I would give myself freedom to all the riches and wealth in the world, limitless power to have whatever I want and to live in luxury for the rest of my days, complete and total legal immunity and the legal right to not be harassed by anyone unless I allow them to while I live on my private Caribbean island.Then abdicate as your glorious leader and hand over the reins to whoever wins the worldwide general election. From there figure it out for yourselves, I just want the luxuries and personal freedom thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 on a morning like this morning, I wish I did rule the world. Sadly, people will probably die on the roads today due to very bad and inconsiderate drivers. Due to surface water on the roads, visibility is very poor and sharp braking impossible, yet there are still people I can only describe as fuckingretarded on the M1 at 6am, in poor light, without their lights on and pulling out in front of you when doing 15mph less than you and you're 10 yards behind.I don't know what I'd do, but I'd like one of those ray guns from Star Trek or something that totally disintegrates ****** who are driving badly before they get to cause an accident that kills someone and ruins families! Grrrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 A rigorous test before you where allowed to breed, sterilisation for the failures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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