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    kevinhectoring got a reaction from Miggins in Matchday Thread - Derby County v Barnsley (13/08 15:00)   
    went to the cricket last time it was really hot. My mate soaked his y fronts in water, put them in the freezer overnight, then put them on under his shorts before we left for the game. Tip he got from women’s hour but the water was his idea. He said at first they were rigid so a bit scratchy - he blamed his shoes but he was walking oddly plus he said his willy was numb. Then they quickly got soggy. He claimed it was a brilliant idea but as they melted if looked from the front like he’d peed himself, worse from the back and at one stage it looked like the security guys on the gate weren’t going to let him in . He’s still walking pretty strangely and has some sort of fungal rash.
    Anyway you could give that a go ?
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    kevinhectoring got a reaction from ColonelBlimp in Matchday Thread - Derby County v Barnsley (13/08 15:00)   
    went to the cricket last time it was really hot. My mate soaked his y fronts in water, put them in the freezer overnight, then put them on under his shorts before we left for the game. Tip he got from women’s hour but the water was his idea. He said at first they were rigid so a bit scratchy - he blamed his shoes but he was walking oddly plus he said his willy was numb. Then they quickly got soggy. He claimed it was a brilliant idea but as they melted if looked from the front like he’d peed himself, worse from the back and at one stage it looked like the security guys on the gate weren’t going to let him in . He’s still walking pretty strangely and has some sort of fungal rash.
    Anyway you could give that a go ?
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    kevinhectoring got a reaction from ck- in Matchday Thread - Derby County v Barnsley (13/08 15:00)   
    went to the cricket last time it was really hot. My mate soaked his y fronts in water, put them in the freezer overnight, then put them on under his shorts before we left for the game. Tip he got from women’s hour but the water was his idea. He said at first they were rigid so a bit scratchy - he blamed his shoes but he was walking oddly plus he said his willy was numb. Then they quickly got soggy. He claimed it was a brilliant idea but as they melted if looked from the front like he’d peed himself, worse from the back and at one stage it looked like the security guys on the gate weren’t going to let him in . He’s still walking pretty strangely and has some sort of fungal rash.
    Anyway you could give that a go ?
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    kevinhectoring got a reaction from hydraulic ram in Matchday Thread - Derby County v Barnsley (13/08 15:00)   
    went to the cricket last time it was really hot. My mate soaked his y fronts in water, put them in the freezer overnight, then put them on under his shorts before we left for the game. Tip he got from women’s hour but the water was his idea. He said at first they were rigid so a bit scratchy - he blamed his shoes but he was walking oddly plus he said his willy was numb. Then they quickly got soggy. He claimed it was a brilliant idea but as they melted if looked from the front like he’d peed himself, worse from the back and at one stage it looked like the security guys on the gate weren’t going to let him in . He’s still walking pretty strangely and has some sort of fungal rash.
    Anyway you could give that a go ?
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    kevinhectoring reacted to IslandExile in Sponsors   
    As you say, we had this discussion on the shirts thread. There I made the point that until we do get a sponsor, let's do what Barcelona did during an earlier time and promote a charity, for examples:
    Unicef Rams Family Fund Foodbanks
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    kevinhectoring reacted to Eddie in Carabao cup second round draw - West Brom   
    A good test, that.
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    kevinhectoring reacted to Ghost of Clough in Matchday Thread - Derby County v Barnsley (13/08 15:00)   
    I was tempted to wait for the game tonight before starting this thread (and making my opening comment). At least it was correct for 5 hours ?
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    kevinhectoring reacted to RadioactiveWaste in Matchday Thread - Derby County v Barnsley (13/08 15:00)   
    Barnsley have defeated boro tonight. Hilarious.
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    kevinhectoring reacted to Anag Ram in Matchday Thread - Derby County v Barnsley (13/08 15:00)   
    Can’t go due to train strike. Gutted.
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    kevinhectoring got a reaction from ariotofmyown in Matchday Thread - Mansfield Town v Derby County (09/08 19:45)   
    Fair play to them - if the name’s facing you there’s no danger you’ll forget what your team’s called 
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    kevinhectoring reacted to i-Ram in Matchday Thread - Mansfield Town v Derby County (09/08 19:45)   
    Did you have jelly?
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    kevinhectoring reacted to Hans Datdo-Dishes in Matchday Thread - Mansfield Town v Derby County (09/08 19:45)   
    Yes...they also used to shout "come on Tserof", before they turned it round. 
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    kevinhectoring got a reaction from Rammy03 in Matchday Thread - Mansfield Town v Derby County (09/08 19:45)   
    Fair play to them - if the name’s facing you there’s no danger you’ll forget what your team’s called 
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    kevinhectoring got a reaction from RadioactiveWaste in Matchday Thread - Mansfield Town v Derby County (09/08 19:45)   
    Fair play to them - if the name’s facing you there’s no danger you’ll forget what your team’s called 
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    kevinhectoring got a reaction from archram in Matchday Thread - Mansfield Town v Derby County (09/08 19:45)   
    Fair play to them - if the name’s facing you there’s no danger you’ll forget what your team’s called 
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    kevinhectoring got a reaction from Hans Datdo-Dishes in Matchday Thread - Mansfield Town v Derby County (09/08 19:45)   
    Fair play to them - if the name’s facing you there’s no danger you’ll forget what your team’s called 
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    kevinhectoring got a reaction from Crewton in Matchday Thread - Mansfield Town v Derby County (09/08 19:45)   
    Fair play to them - if the name’s facing you there’s no danger you’ll forget what your team’s called 
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    kevinhectoring reacted to IslandExile in Well guys we looked really good at manfield   
    You be careful @B4ev6is, don't get injured. We need you for the league games.
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    kevinhectoring got a reaction from Nishfan in Matchday Thread - Mansfield Town v Derby County (09/08 19:45)   
    good cup runs will do wonders for DC’s cashflows - hope we can repay him 
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    kevinhectoring reacted to Andrew3000 in Matchday Thread - Mansfield Town v Derby County (09/08 19:45)   
    Hi, you're the first Andrew. I'm way back!
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    kevinhectoring reacted to YouRams in Matchday Thread - Mansfield Town v Derby County (09/08 19:45)   
    Quadruple is still on ?
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    kevinhectoring got a reaction from Bald Eagle's Barmy Army in Matchday Thread - Mansfield Town v Derby County (09/08 19:45)   
    Thought he looked pretty lively when he came on against Charlton. More a trusty steed though than a mason mount
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    kevinhectoring reacted to RodleyRam in Matchday Thread - Mansfield Town v Derby County (09/08 19:45)   
    And this is precisely why I always finish in the Gregg's Division 9 in the prediction league.
    COYR
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    kevinhectoring reacted to Ellafella in Matchday Thread - Mansfield Town v Derby County (09/08 19:45)   
    Oduroh ...struggled for confidence. Looks erratic says JW. Nerves affecting him. I expect this guy to come on in leaps and bounds this year once he gets the first game out of the way. 
     
     
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    kevinhectoring reacted to Carl Sagan in Matchday Thread - Mansfield Town v Derby County (09/08 19:45)   
    From TalkSport a lovely cross by Sibley for Dobbin who they expected to score but missed his kick and it seemed to hit Jason Knight and go in. But other than that they're very impressed by Dobbin. 0-1, Derby lead!
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