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    Parsnip got a reaction from mozza in v Fulham (A) - Predictions   
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    Parsnip got a reaction from Zag zig in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
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    Parsnip got a reaction from Premier ram in v Fulham (A) - Predictions   
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    Parsnip got a reaction from i-Ram in Theme Park Recommendations   
    Matlock Farm Park is lovely but very expensive for what it is.
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    Parsnip reacted to i-Ram in Petition to strip Melvyn of his CBE   
    I would like to see him stripped of his CBE, but have other things to do. i-Ram CBA.
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    Parsnip got a reaction from IslandExile in Staying Up?   
    10 minutes ago I'd have agreed with you.
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    Parsnip reacted to Malty in Ravel Morrison - overrated?   
    Ravel Morrison had now played 15 games this season. That’s more than he’s played for 7 of the last 8 seasons. He’s also now regularly playing for Jamaica. He’s paid more than likely a fraction of what he used to earn and he’s playing for a national team that has no fans and not a huge chance of qualifying for the World Cup…
     
    … and yet he’s playing and trying and showing a positive attitude. 
     
    I think we probably don’t give this guy enough credit. Sure it can be frustrating when he goes backwards when he should go forwards. But frankly, in my view at least he’s the classiest player we have and I for one really hope he gets a few goals and continues to prove the doubters wrong.
    Plus a tip fo the hat for Rooney who so far has proved he can manage him.
    Come on ravel! Get a goal or two for us on Sunday!!
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    Parsnip got a reaction from Premier ram in [Help Us With] The Greatest Ever Escape   
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    Parsnip reacted to Crewton in [Help Us With] The Greatest Ever Escape   
    "WE GOTTA FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, FIGHT FOR THIS CLUB... " 
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    Parsnip got a reaction from hintonsboots in [Help Us With] The Greatest Ever Escape   
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    Parsnip got a reaction from IslandExile in [Help Us With] The Greatest Ever Escape   
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    Parsnip reacted to Macintosh in [Help Us With] The Greatest Ever Escape   
    There must be some empathy from other clubs with the situation Derby are in, the history of our club and how helpless we are with our situation. If there were five or six loans of top players they could help the club, those not getting a first-team chance, some players that fancy making history, then why not? Wayne has such respect in the game, maybe he could beg PL teams to loan players to us, with the likelihood we need to win every game next year to stay up. What about Newcastle letting us borrow Dwight Gayle, West Ham's Andriy Yarmolenko, Leicester's Marc Albrighton, United's Juan Mata and Matic etc. assemble a team that could win every game and the eyes of the football world would be on them.
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    Parsnip got a reaction from Miggins in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
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    Parsnip reacted to Tyler Durden in Derby finally accept 21 point deduction.   
    I dunno Roy. I do know Clement was sacked when we were 5th which was not long after Morris had said that promotion wasn't a priority that season and he cited the infamous Derby Way behind the decision.
    Utterly bizarre even for Morris. 
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    Parsnip reacted to sage in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Sadly a Derbyshire wedding photographer died yesterday when a wheel of Cheddar being delivered to a wedding reception fell on his head. 
    To be fair, the guests being photographed did try to warn him.   
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    Parsnip reacted to JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta in Villa   
    I did enjoy this though...
     
     
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    Parsnip reacted to Mucker1884 in What made today a special day?   
    You know how it is...
    You come home from war... your thoughts, nightmares, mental torture, and guilt over not keeping your mate alive, despite them only being feet apart when the Afghan sniper hit... all firmly bottled away for 4 years in an army issue camo travel-flask... before finally coming clean (read "failed to hide it any longer"!) to your superiors, army doctors, shrinks, and... eventually... family!
    A further 5 years pass by (on Civvy Street) with mainly ineffective help, advice and treatment (not for the lack of trying!), whilst the meds, the waking nightmares, the endless sleepless nights, the guilt, and the suicidal tendencies continue apace... until finally, along comes a seemingly successful (fingers crossed!) bout of EMDR therapies, slowly but surely making for a massive upturn in all things mood related.  (Still early days, mind!  Taking nothing for granted, here!)
    And then... with almost perfect timing... the chance of a new start.  A new focus.  A new purpose in life. 
    As of this very morning... confirmed!
     
    Some folk... particularly parents, I would imagine... may see the fact that their son is about to head off clearing the planet of landmines (starting with 6 months in Cambodia in the new year) as a bit of a bummer!
    But with what we have all been through for the last five years (Plus the secret four, for him!) and with the smile finally back on his face, and a renewed zest for the future, I'm putting today down as being one of the best... despite the natural parental trepidation... because quite simply, it's what he wants... what he needs... and what he deserves.
     
    Just need to get through this coming Sunday, as we'll be with him when he heads homeward from his Cornish Hideaway, and goes for a long awaited* chat and a catch-up with the aforementioned mate's name-on-the-Camp Bastion Wall, at The National Memorial Arboretum, then it really is time to move onwards, upwards, and forwards!
    (*It was an annual thing, until Covid scuppered last year's visit)
     
    I may delete this any time soon... for obvious reasons... but right now, with tears in my eyes... I just want to scream out in unashamed relief!
    I think he... and we... might just have turned a very long, slow corner.  Who knows... we may even have made it out through the other side!
    Good day?  Hell yeah!
     
    For The Fallen.
    For Matt.
    And for those still with us.
    xxx
    #LWF
     
     

     
     
     
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    Parsnip reacted to B4ev6is in Come on Derby keep fighting duck efl   
    What language banker not swearing.
     
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    Parsnip got a reaction from Carl Sagan in Fireworks   
    Love firework night I do. Off to the local in a bit to watch em with a nice hot turkey cob to warm me up.
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    Parsnip got a reaction from jimtastic56 in Poll: choice of owner as of 5 Nov   
    I'll have the forest sucker please.
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