Coneheadjohn

Moaning Morris held a meeting,
Under Non Disclosure, 
Said we won't sign anyone,
and threatened us with closure!

Always try to get half price at renewal on Sky and BT.
I think Sky Q ,every channel with Netflix should have been £100+ and we got it for £67.
The lads all have a mini box so I take it as good value because it gets serious use and occasionally I get some peace.
BT has always been about the best of an underwhelming bunch for internet.
I think 4k Sport is about £15 a month on top of the internet and 4 mobile sims.
I always go to cancel,try for cash back,vouchers and offers.
I’m as tight as a gnats chuff though.
 

I remember when Froggg put down his egg whisk for five minutes to ban me calling Eddie a doddering piss-ridden old fool, which is said endearingly as I adore the old bugger. Oh how we laughed. 
 
Forum life is so much easier when your opinions on Nigel Clough aren’t relevant! 

You can use the spots reserved for the players, there’s at least 14 available. 

Woohoo.

I’ve been confined to my bed for two days with COVID.
Winning our first game of any description since April obviously caused great distress and left me vulnerable.

Wendies at work telling me that they were utterly awful yesterday and Huddersfield weren’t much better.

Did you see @DarkFruitsRam7in trap 2?

Did you see @DarkFruitsRam7in trap 2?

Not sure we needed the “he shags who he wants” song, though!

That's not a team selection, it's a cry for help 

Just remember to stay safe everyone today.
Maintain social distancing from any natives of Nottingham and sanitize religiously whilst you are there, wash properly on your return and consider inceneration of all articles of clothing that may have become contaminated.
More of a Nottingham thing than a covid thing at this point, but good disease control measures are still applicable.

I was actually born in Rotherham but try to keep that a secret.
My mum died when I was quite young so my dad moved down to live with his sister and brother in law in Borrowash who both supported Derby and then it all started from there....

It will be Daniel Sturridge ?

It will be Daniel Sturridge ?

Well Keogh would definitely be Compo wouldn’t he??

If all the explanations he’s come out with in recent days are true, he’s one hell of an unlucky bloke?

Was it one of these?
   

Pulse engine.

oy no photos of the Rooney farting incident, the mods wont be happy

I used to have a Human Cannon Ball business but I had to close it as I could no longer get people of the right calibre.