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somebody like Brentford will sign him for a million and sell him on for 20 million a couple of years later. We could have done with Timi this year....DCFC were very shortsighted in letting him go.

So, Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney were inspired by the Wrexham story and are investing in the hope of a major film deal. 
Surely we should be touting our story around Hollywood, though Americans may find it too far-fetched! 
 

It wasn't necessary really but apparently there were some very specific areas of wear, particularly at the back post where opposition strikers have been standing around unchallenged all year.

It's where we buried the money ?

Absolutely with the media. Something is rotten with it in the UK. In their utter desperation for the next "story" to keep the desperate 24/7 news agenda rolling and maintain ratings, they continue to try to terrify the public. Everyone who is vulnerable has now been vaccinated. Inevitably the virus will mutate and different versions will become more prevalent every year from now on, but it doesn't matter as people will no longer get seriously ill. And it doesn't matter as we are the most vaccine-friendly country in the world so everyone is being jabbed and transmission will continue to fall away. 
It's easiest to give the figures for England only as they're immediately finale today. Out of a population of 56.3 million (2019):
818 people are in hospital and have tested positive for Covid. 115 of those are on ventillators. The rolling 7-day average of people dying each day (within 28 days of a positive test) is 8.7 Your chances of dying from Covid on any particular day are now in the same ballpark as winning the lottery. Now everyone who's in any danger is vaccinated, there's no mechanism for it to get worse.
Yes, in the future it's possible there might be a virus mutation resistant to the vaccines, just as in the future we might discover an asteroid on a collision course with Earth. If that happens we can deal with it. We've shown we can develop, test and roll out vaccines quickly as required.

Ruben Waghorn 

We've got to get new owners in first ☹️
Which at the moment seems as easy as platting piss

HMRC are responsible for:
Income Tax, Corporation Tax, Capital Gains Tax, Inheritance Tax, Insurance Premium Tax, Stamp, Land and Petroleum Revenue Taxes
Environmental taxes
climate change and aggregates levy and landfill tax
Value Added Tax (VAT), including import VAT
Customs duty
Excise duties
National Insurance
Tax Credits
Child Benefit
Please don’t put this on Twitter, but my understanding is that we still owe duty on the importation of Albentosa, Camara and Jozwiak, and are massively in arrears on child benefit payments for Knight, Sibley, Buchanan and Bird. The biggest debt to HMRC though falls under the Climate Change Levy where Mel Morris has incurred the club significant fees for the over production of worthless hot air.

Tough crowd.
He was credible enough to get Mel's blessing.

Farewell sweet prince Erik.
We'll always have those 1 or 2 days you looked credible, champ.

I was going to make a joke about Kopi Luwak coffee, but it's crap.

Or even a choux-in

Could be a big window of opportunity 

Imagine Becks sitting in the exec seats up in the West Stand, the whole ground rising in appreciation, "David Beckham's Black and White Army" ringing round the stadium......then it dies down, goes quiet, and a lone voice from the back of the South Stand gives it, "Posh Spice, takes it up the.........." 
 

with our strike rate we would miss from a mile out and disappear into a black (and white) hole

Not a chance in hell

Americans? ESL here we come

His consortium is El Chapo, Pablo Escobar, Juan Angel Felix Gallardo and Bernie Madoff

with our strike rate we would miss from a mile out and disappear into a black (and white) hole

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.. Strictly legit. This proves it....
 

I think Laurel and Hardy would have been brilliant as our new owners. They’d have brought a sense of normality to the football club. 

easy tiger

A bit like Joe Exotic?