Ramslad1992

I’d take what he says with a lorry load of salt. That being said I hope it’s true. This club is enough of a circus without adding this clown in.

Rooney says they have. I can’t think of any reason to think Rooney is lying about that, he seems like a decent guy who wouldn’t lie about anything.

Rooney says they have. I can’t think of any reason to think Rooney is lying about that, he seems like a decent guy who wouldn’t lie about anything.

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any more embarrassing… think I might have a day off from all things related Derby. 
 
see you all in 10 minutes to let you know I’m still having the day off.

I’d rather not… Shambles from top to bottom at the minute. 

He’ll be retired by then!

I’d rather not… Shambles from top to bottom at the minute. 

Can’t help but I’d be really annoyed if I were you, I’m pretty cheesed off about being charged once for it.

There was me expecting another EFL thread

He’ll be retired by then!

If only we had Bywater as GK coach. 
He'd have a woopee cushion under every single players seat come tomorrow morning.

He’ll be retired by then!

Thanks for Leeds away... 

He’ll be retired by then!

He’ll be retired by then!

He’ll be retired by then!

Told this before on here, but here we go again...
I used to live 3 doors away from a petrol station. I hardly ever bought petrol there as is wasn't the cheapest, but it was my local shop and i popped in 2 or 3 times a week.
I was in bed asleep one night, when i had heard banging on my front door, looked out of the bedroom window and saw 2 coppers. Went downstairs and they asked if i had a red Fiesta?
I replied 'Yes, has it been stolen?'
Copper says 'Well they must be nice car thieves as they put some fuel in for you, it's been at the pumps 30 metres away since 7pm'.
At that point I realised  had made a rare fuel visit to the garage that night, browsed round the shop, then walked home with a pint of milk, leaving the car at the pump'
I explained to the police who pissed themselves but kindly offered to not mention my name when they told the story back at the station.
 
    

Way too many,but a few good un's
Forgot my leg was broken and needed crutches and tried to chase a shoplifter
Shut my head in the car door,swore at it then did it again straight away
Told the microwave engineer at work I'd started seeing this new bird and she was filth,went to meet her parents and he was sat on the sofa...(to be fair,he thought it was hilarious and I've been married to her neigh on 8yrs now)

I seriously think that Rooney is going to stay until the bitter end and refuse to quit like a limpet up a whales arse. 

You’re slacking… I didn’t have to google a single word of that post, may I suggest giving the old thesaurus a dust down?

You’re slacking… I didn’t have to google a single word of that post, may I suggest giving the old thesaurus a dust down?

You’re slacking… I didn’t have to google a single word of that post, may I suggest giving the old thesaurus a dust down?

You’re slacking… I didn’t have to google a single word of that post, may I suggest giving the old thesaurus a dust down?

Let’s be realistic… anything around the £3m mark would be good money with 1 year left on his contract. 
 
so for forest that will be £8m please.
although we will probably sell him to a big club like Burnley for £500k and some new training bibs.