TimRam

I’d be asking for at least 3 points back if they change the rules 

Ashley’s PR guy said that it would be 12 weeks for the takeover to be fully completed. not a problem as long as funding is guaranteed for this season and Rooney can add some free agents to the squad, discuss contracts etc 

That goal difference. 1 less conceded than Qpr in 4th. Crazy but means we can equal the others on points and still be ahead.

That goal difference. 1 less conceded than Qpr in 4th. Crazy but means we can equal the others on points and still be ahead.

Well done GB winning the semi-final! Lets hope they "curl a gold out" in the final.

Was that in the same game? Maybe ran out of players and started on the bench then fans.

Man pulls up at the traffic lights next to a stunning looking girl. He smiles at her and winds his window down. She smiles back and winds her window down. He says to her, "Have you farted as well?"

Went for a job interview at the local Blacksmiths today.
He asked if I’d ever shoed a horse. 
 
No, I said, but I once told a donkey to duck off. 

Oh well 0-0 is OK.. a Reading win was the only real bad result  

AC/DCs Back in Black album was released 40 years ago today. Despite the band not playing what the media would call "fashionable" music, this album is one of the best sellers of all time (all music genres, not just heavy rock). It's a classic!
 

Despicable behaviour on so many levels. 1) that he was repeatedly and enthusiastically inflicting pain and distress on a defenceless animal, 2) that his ******** of a brother was videoing it for LOLs and 3) that it was done in front of children. What an absolute scumbag.

Footballers never learn.
That video has been leaked by one of those attending, or someone Zouma has sent it to.
Time and time again they surround themselves with untrustworthy "friends".
Not that you should surround yourself with trustworthy friends that will let you kick a cat about.
Zouma is getting hammered and rightly so, excuse the pun, the scary thing is that nobody in that video even attempted to stop it, why not???
Can only assume they saw ££££
If I did that, my mates would kick the crap out of me, not stand there and film it. 

Most comedians nowadays are so poor. I end up watching comedians from 20+ years ago on YouTube. The jokes were clever, much better timing. We either have to resort to left wing bias bashing of people in power, which you can telegraph a mile away, or constant swearing with no substance to the joke. 
Mock the week is an abomination. I used to enjoy watching it years ago when they'd have a variety of comedians on, it made the show flow and the contrast in styles made it entertaining. Now it's the same style of dull comedy, utter dross.
 

Hmm, or he suddenly saw a stadium full of angry fans and chickened out. Surprise surprise, a bully turns out to be a coward too. 

Should have played the Benny Hill tune over the stadium tannoy

In his job, a friend of mine has never lost a case.
That makes him Gatwick's top baggage handler......

Good guess 
 

Other results not too bad….

Preston score at P'brot

Reading 2-3 Coventry ?

I think 7,000 people were killed on armistice day - staggering considering the powers that be knew what was happening 

Here's the live feed for those of you who are up, and it may well turn into a recording if you're wanting to watch later.