Ewe Ram

Did it look anything like this?
 

I reckon Lineker and Munchetty as guardians of the conch.  Neville first to be eaten.

Piers Morgan, Gary Lineker, Gary Neville, Denise Welsh, Jamilia, Ashley Banjo, Naga Munchetty, Laura Khunsberg, Beth Rigby, Philip Schofield. I’d put them in and give them no food, no blankets and no airtime. Then I’d leave them there. Bliss. 

Piers Morgan, Gary Lineker, Gary Neville, Denise Welsh, Jamilia, Ashley Banjo, Naga Munchetty, Laura Khunsberg, Beth Rigby, Philip Schofield. I’d put them in and give them no food, no blankets and no airtime. Then I’d leave them there. Bliss. 

Just gone for 'celebs' as the list would be way too long if I included politicians:
Ryland, Michael McIntyre, Jamie O'Hara, Tik Tok Lingard, Micah Richards, Alex Scott, Alex Jones, Huw Edwards, Fiona Bruce, Noel Edmonds, Ant & Dec, Prince Harry & Meghan, Andy Twigge, Sally Pepper and Ed Dawes - can't stand any of them and they all deserve the worst the jungle can throw at them - with any luck they could simply leave them all there at the end of the series and make the world a better place....

BBC still produce some quality programmes but their perceived impartiality disappeared years ago.

Yes, my dad grew them on his allotment. The lovely smell of roasting swede when we put the candles in mmmm

Why can’t they cut Gary linekers wages that would provide a lot of money for local radio. Shocking move by the BBC. 

Use iMessage, if you get a message comes through that's Green, block them, you don't need people like that in your life.

Ever and ever, forever and ever you'll be the one
That keep leaking goals 
Until the seasons done.
 

 

Your post makes the assumption that Derby playing well and Bristol Rovers playing badly were mutually exclusive - have you ever considered that Rovers played badly as we were playing so well and putting them under pressure and pressing then at every opportunity?
Haven't we been punished for defensive howlers this season? Forgot about Ipswich away so quickly? This isn't La Liga you know it's League 1 where the majority of the goals come from defensive mistakes.
Your post comes across as extremely churlish and petty, give Warne credit when it's due as I'm sure they'll be more than enough opportunity for you to slag him in the future.

Ours was until, thinking it safe to let him out in the garden at night on his own as it was late November, we left him snuffling about and the idiots at the end of the garden let off a rocket, scaring him half to death. That was only 2 years ago and he’s 13 so he’d gone all his life not getting upset. Now he’s scared 

Nongy

You mean he's going to start abusing local reporters in press conferences?
Stupid, hysterical post. He's done more than Rosenoir managed to do so far in his brief career at Derby yet there's these threads being churned out already. 

That is not good
It could be attempted I advise to see medium stright away.

I work in a very old building, I was locking up one evening completely on my own when I heard someone say my name. I opened the door to an office thinking someone was working later than me but there was nobody there. You can hear people on the stairs and doors open and close too when the building is empty 

I think there are more things in heaven and earth that we understand and until we do understand my mind remains open.
 

It's light entertainment mate,just because people watch em for a laugh,it doesn't mean they believe it all.
Life's miserable enough without having to watch panarama every night.

I was busy yesterday and managed to listen to most of our game on the radio or following on Twitter. I checked the scores on Sky Sports and there was 3 prem games yesterday afternoon. 
another reason why I have not one ounce of envy for Forest. 
and while we’re at it, their social media team need to watch and learn from ours, ours is brilliant. 

Football Saturdays are a thing of the past in the PL and it's sad. You have live games pretty much all days of the week (5 today!). Of course we want to be up there but it's a sad indictment of what TV has done to the game.

I must have dozed off and missed the huge chunk where they battered us 

I must have dozed off and missed the huge chunk where they battered us 

Take a bow, 2 great finishes today from the lad, had the chances to bag himself the hat trick but it’s not a day to pick out the negatives.
What a reception he had walking off in front of the stand, must have felt 10ft tall.
He’s given Warne a huge headache now, one of those huge headaches that managers love to have up top.
Collins, Dobbins, Osula, for a team that had nothing just a few months ago, we have some great forward options for this level. 
You would have to say he deserves to keep his place in the team against Ipswich, would be harsh to take him out. 

Pets are like weddings.
Cake? Fiver.
Wedding cake? Five hundred.

When vets refer to your pet by their name plus your surname.
I mean, I like my cat and all that, but he isn't my child, he isn't actually a member of the family and it just looks and sounds stupid to refer to him as such.
He doesn't have a surname, he's a cat.