Mucker1884

Yes. ‘Made in England’ on one, and my wife’s name on the other. 

A chimney breast maybe, but not a whole bloody room!  ?

Well, I can honestly say that I have gone one better than you, and did actually get pulled off at a works Xmas do a couple of years ago.
 
... A bit embarrassing really, seeing as I'm a sole trader!  ?

here you go peeps
https://www.skysports.com/football/derby-county-vs-forest-green-rovers/469185

Obviously he's jesting. There's no way any young ladies are going to see his old chap.

A chimney breast maybe, but not a whole bloody room!  ?

A chimney breast maybe, but not a whole bloody room!  ?

A chimney breast maybe, but not a whole bloody room!  ?

Lots of stories of this ilk, so imagine my dismay when I recently ordered stuff from an Outdoor Gear retailer in Kirchentellinsfurt, Germany, and received their despatch email (the day after the items were ordered) which included the following:
"Great news! We have just dispatched your order via Evri (The new Hermes). Not long now until you have your hands on your shiny new kit!"  ?
It included a "Track your order" button, but came with the following message:
"Your parcel is on its way to the United Kingdom, it can take up to 5 working days until your parcel crosses the border and Evri can scan your parcel, so that you will be able to track it."
 
3 days later, another email from the retailer:
"Evri (The new Hermes) has informed us that your Alpinetrek package has arrived in the UK and will probably be delivered tomorrow.
Please check your shipment for completeness and transport damage immediately upon receipt and refuse to accept it if there is visible damage. If this is not possible, please photograph the damage and keep the box for the time being. You can find more information about this on our page.
If you won't be at home, you can quickly choose a safe place for delivery or specify a preferred neighbour.
Click here to track your Evri package:"
I didn't bother with the tracking link.
The package didn't arrive the next day... it came the same day!  To my door!  Undamaged!  Hoorah!  ?
To say I was shocked is an understatement!  Counting the order date as "Day zero", it arrived at my door on Day 4!
 
The experience was so overwhelming, I followed up a couple of weeks later for more stuff, from the same retailer, and had a nigh on identical result!
All hail Evri (The new Hermes), I say!  ?
 
 


 

Oh, well done sir!
As soon as I realised the player wasn't Adam Bolder, I just gave up, to be fair!  ?

Oh, well done sir!
As soon as I realised the player wasn't Adam Bolder, I just gave up, to be fair!  ?

I think the game is available through ramstv today for £10 if that helps in anyway

Oh, well done sir!
As soon as I realised the player wasn't Adam Bolder, I just gave up, to be fair!  ?

Jock on the Croc or Fozzy on the Aussie? 

Thounds delithious!
 

As a local lad to Stockport I have to say the gesture Phil has made playing for SCFC and donating his wages to the local community is brilliant ! Of course he has no money worries from his playing career but he didn’t need to do this. Top marks and a big up to Phil Bardsley 

Based on the seats  we had at Anfield, you could choose to sit or stand, but I guess the design might be different elsewhere.  Also the away section at Liverpool was sold as seats, so maybe they have to be locked to be strictly safe standing, but I could be wrong also!

Would be 39 today ? wasn’t too bad until his mum wished him a happy birthday on Facebook. Never forgotten mate ?

All 3 kids are getting their first kits For christmas, I was made to be a derby fan so will they! 
 
Clara continues to smash everything in her path, hospital free for over a year and quite remarkably exceeding her age group despite everything ? 
up the rams ?

I think its clear that safe standing is the way forward, so at Derby the south stand should be safe standing, and advertised as such. The away corner could then be split half standing, half sitting. Then enforce the rules, persistent standers are warned, then removed. Simple.
The current situation where persistent standing is stopping people attending an away game, is surely just a matter of observing/enforcing the rules, and a level of courtesy to others. I agree, the clubs doing nothing is really no longer an option.