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Do we have any popular away fans?  

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
*This post was produced entirely for comedic effect (obvs!), and no disrespect nor offence was intended towards any persons unknown and/or @angieram, and/or @Foreveram etc, etc.   
signed,
Anonymous internet poster.

Update from my previous post on here...
Kyiv was (A week or so ago) looking immaculate.  Spotlessly clean.  All public transport running like clockwork.  All shops, bars, restaurants etc, and workplaces up and running to full capacity.  "You wouldn't know there is a war on"!
However, when the nationwide Air raid alarm thingy goes off on the mobiles (Remember our practice fiasco a few months ago?), my son has been advised to "Not sleep through it next time"!  🙄
 
Out in the sticks... further East, where Kharkiv turns to woodland turns to minefields... it's a little less immaculate, as one might expect... but the clear up is now officially under way!  Hoorah!
Not perfect, as Halo Trust are now down half a million $$ worth of robotic digger, but hey, that's what robots are for, yeah?  And there's more on the way.
Better robots than people, eh?  
So far, so safe!  🤞
     

Is there an option to take him out for a curry and a couple of pints, then back to my place where I could give him a great big man hug, a hot chocolate nightcap with cream and marshmallows, and tell him to "Hang on in there mate.  You'll be reet.  Are you ok with George Benson, or would you prefer something a little more soothing?"
 
 

Blimey!
With all due respect, just how badly do you think DCFC are being run?  😲

Surely if you have bought a ticket from DCFC's official ticket outlet, using your DCFC fan ID, for a DCFC away game, there is only ever likely to be one answer to that crazy question?  🤷‍♂️

Is there an option to take him out for a curry and a couple of pints, then back to my place where I could give him a great big man hug, a hot chocolate nightcap with cream and marshmallows, and tell him to "Hang on in there mate.  You'll be reet.  Are you ok with George Benson, or would you prefer something a little more soothing?"
 
 

Do we have any popular away fans?  

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
*This post was produced entirely for comedic effect (obvs!), and no disrespect nor offence was intended towards any persons unknown and/or @angieram, and/or @Foreveram etc, etc.   
signed,
Anonymous internet poster.

Is there an option for "Keep him in post specifically to troll @Millenniumram and @RoyMac5"?

At least you wine and dine him before you take him home for unrequested, inappropriate physical contact. 

Is there an option to take him out for a curry and a couple of pints, then back to my place where I could give him a great big man hug, a hot chocolate nightcap with cream and marshmallows, and tell him to "Hang on in there mate.  You'll be reet.  Are you ok with George Benson, or would you prefer something a little more soothing?"
 
 

Cracking idea chick.

Much fuss over nowt!  
Having this prank aired all ova the internet will bring the little cherubs out of their shell.
 
 
 
 
*PS:  Anyone attempting to use the word "Yolk" in place of the word "Joke" should get a 1 month forum ban.  No appeal.   Booooo in advance.  Absolute disgrace.  etc.

...and that, folks, is how Barbara became unemployed.
Any decent employee would have done it for him!   👀

That's me, I'm the middle one in the picture 😂
Certainly wasn't expecting a photo today, would have done my hair otherwise 😅

I'm only posting this to give more attention to the event for Forsyth, he deserves it for putting up with us lot for 10 years.
Please let it be known, I would not be posting anything cricket related usually. I'm better than that.
Anyway, here goes....

Not as wow as I had envisaged/hoped.
Was hoping for more "Bottle Green" (Where you have to almost squint to differentiate it from black!).  This is a couple of shades off for me.
Not keen on the collar design.
Black collar with white cuffs doesn't work well, imo.
 
It was always gonna be a long shot, as I'm a self-confessed meh-meister when it comes to forking out on replica shirts, and again, this will now be yet another season where I won't bother.
Hey, they're all fine.  Certainly nothing disgusting about any of them, and I'll be more than proud enough to cheer on the players, regardless of which shirt they're wearing!
But I need excess wow factor if I'm gonna fork out real money, and wear one myself. 
I'll stick with the training/casual/polo tops I already have, keep an eye out on anything new that comes in the shop in the coming months, and hope for something special next season.  It's no biggy.
My last replica shirt was that Ajax Bob Marley number  (The only non-DCFC shirt I have ever contemplated buying).  That get's (favourable) comments on the odd occasion I wear that to the match.  There's a reason for that!
 
🐏
 
 

Not as wow as I had envisaged/hoped.
Was hoping for more "Bottle Green" (Where you have to almost squint to differentiate it from black!).  This is a couple of shades off for me.
Not keen on the collar design.
Black collar with white cuffs doesn't work well, imo.
 
It was always gonna be a long shot, as I'm a self-confessed meh-meister when it comes to forking out on replica shirts, and again, this will now be yet another season where I won't bother.
Hey, they're all fine.  Certainly nothing disgusting about any of them, and I'll be more than proud enough to cheer on the players, regardless of which shirt they're wearing!
But I need excess wow factor if I'm gonna fork out real money, and wear one myself. 
I'll stick with the training/casual/polo tops I already have, keep an eye out on anything new that comes in the shop in the coming months, and hope for something special next season.  It's no biggy.
My last replica shirt was that Ajax Bob Marley number  (The only non-DCFC shirt I have ever contemplated buying).  That get's (favourable) comments on the odd occasion I wear that to the match.  There's a reason for that!
 
🐏
 
 

i agree. Black collar and white sleeve ends don't match
Black collar with green just doesn't look right to me.  Maybe would have worked with a collarless black edge instead, like the home shirt? Each to their own. Will take another look if and when the team actually need wear it.
My fave out of the 3 is the home shirt.  Simple and looks classy

That's all you ever bloody think about... Money, Money, Money!  
 
 

The winner takes it all

That’s the name of the game

That's all you ever bloody think about... Money, Money, Money!  
 
 

That's all you ever bloody think about... Money, Money, Money!  
 
 

I'll be at son's wedding in Les Landes, SW France.
Gets a fine by me too!  🥂

But isn't it a "team" of the week? As in one goalkeeper, 4 defenders, 4 midfielders and 2 strikers? Although he wasn't in your top 3 players on the day, was he our best central defender? Could he have been the best central defender in the division? Or would you have put Thompson in the centre of defence for the team of the week?
 

Lol, well you know 'lies, damn lies and statistics'! 😄