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Yes she did... I told her to sit the other side, but she said nobody would notice!  ?  

Only 9 letters, innit!
My money is on "Buffaloes"... but I still don't get the joke!  ?‍♂️

Yes she did... I told her to sit the other side, but she said nobody would notice!  ?  

Sod that!  Shouldn't have bought it, if you can't manage to carry it in on your own!
 
Oh wait...  

When she's being an absolute pain in the ar5e in 13 years time (and beyond!), just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and remember exactly how you feel right now.  I promise you, she will wonder what the hell you are smiling at!  
 
 

Sod that!  Shouldn't have bought it, if you can't manage to carry it in on your own!
 
Oh wait...  

Yes she did... I told her to sit the other side, but she said nobody would notice!  ?  

Only fancied shaving the one leg?

"For fans who have waited since March to see a glimpse of their team in action, the afternoon began in frustrating fashion for many, after a technical issue hit the streaming of Championship games on the iFollow system.
The English Football League has enabled clubs to stream all the remaining matches - in light of no supporters being allowed to attend games - but some fans missed the start of the first matches involved.
Many expressed frustration on social media after initially being unable to log in to some clubs' online iFollow access.
The EFL said the service was restored within 15 minutes and apologised to fans "for the inconvenience caused"."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53124005
 
 
 
Yet another reason to give the thumbs up for RamsTV.  Cheers Mel.  ?

"For fans who have waited since March to see a glimpse of their team in action, the afternoon began in frustrating fashion for many, after a technical issue hit the streaming of Championship games on the iFollow system.
The English Football League has enabled clubs to stream all the remaining matches - in light of no supporters being allowed to attend games - but some fans missed the start of the first matches involved.
Many expressed frustration on social media after initially being unable to log in to some clubs' online iFollow access.
The EFL said the service was restored within 15 minutes and apologised to fans "for the inconvenience caused"."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53124005
 
 
 
Yet another reason to give the thumbs up for RamsTV.  Cheers Mel.  ?

But then again...

Not at all random but a Derby win, Sibbo hat-trick and a happy forum full of football chatter - priceless after the last few weeks. 

Yes.  You're in!  ?

Millwall away - 20 June 2020

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Nurse! He's out of bed again!

When she's being an absolute pain in the ar5e in 13 years time (and beyond!), just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and remember exactly how you feel right now.  I promise you, she will wonder what the hell you are smiling at!  
 
 

When she's being an absolute pain in the ar5e in 13 years time (and beyond!), just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and remember exactly how you feel right now.  I promise you, she will wonder what the hell you are smiling at!  
 
 

There's a difference between most valuable and most expensive!   

Hi everyone... I'm not to sure how to write this so I'll just go along with it and sorry for any waffling! 
My absolutely amazing daughter was born last week on the 10th June in lincoln. Within minutes of her being born they realised something wasnt quite right and within 19 hours of being born she had been transferred to queens medical centre (which I've called home for the last week) and had life saving surgery. 
She has a condition called Tracheo-Oesophageal Fistula... her food pipe and windpipe were joined and without the amazing work of our great NHS she wouldn't be here. 
Shes got a long way to go but I'm forever proud of how much shes been through in just a week and I'll forever be grateful to everyone that's helped her and our NHS in general.
As you can see by the photo shes already in training as the rams newest supporter! 

If you want to be that 'cautious' they should all be out there in PPE! I think they test them all, but who knows how accurate that is.

Something about his watch vibrating?  Or not, in this case!  
 
The ball was so far past the line, it was social distancing!  ?

Villa player down injured.  Leeds player makes out to kick the ball out to enable treatment.  Everyone stops.  Leeds play on... and score.  All Hell breaks out.  Bielsa orders Whites to stand aside, allowing Villa to score a "free goal" equaliser.
Bielsa hailed a sporting God, (And Leeds are later awarded a Fair Play award!) despite it being his team that cheated in the first place!
Same old Dirties... Always cheating!