Ramslad1992 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Mostyn6 said: I'm a bit embarrassed by some reactions here. Whilst it may be a bit geeky to some, it's quality chunk of analysis that is in no way inaccurate from what I can see. I'd like a Derby fan to go to that amount of effort on our forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil62uk Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 58 minutes ago, Boycie said: What’s our view of them though? Just go to there plethroa of TROPHIES in a empty cabinet . He gave his view on us ....does it matter ...as he told us anything we don't know ... can never comprehend why fans of other teams feel the need to express their opinion on us . Surely there team is more important to them than ever ours will and vicer versa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtoileSportiveDeDerby Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Davefevs said: If only!! Be interesting to see how much change the new coaching quadruplets can influence. Got to say I sensed some tension between Rosenior and Rooney in the Sky presser. Rooney, very alpha-male, sitting forward, Rosenior sitting back. As it stands: Nathan Baker, Liam Walsh, Joe Williams, Alfie Mawson, Steven Sessegnon, Andi Weimann are out for sure. Callum O’Dowda pulled out of Ireland’s squad on Wednesday but is thought to be ok. Tomas Kalas and Adam Nagy are awaiting results of covid test as they’re following the protocol for returning internationals. But we were told told two others are missing, one not over Covid from two weekends ago, another a testing positive since. We don’t know who though. So our 20 is likely to be made up 2, if not 3 Academy lads....Ryley Towler who’s never played, Opi Edwards, who’s played 1 FA Cup game and one other, possibly Sam Bell or Tom Harrison, again they’ve never played. But we’ve had injuries all season so we will just get on with it. Your analysis is something else! Have you ever thought of doing this as a job ? Mourinho's assistant at Spurs (young portugese chap, forgot his name) got the job on the back of analysis he kept sending to Jose who was so impressed he asked him to come and work for him. The only bit missing is an "executive summary" for those who do not have the time to read it all, something like: They are cr@p so far but new coaching team might shake it up a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plymouthram Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Millenniumram said: I think that Dave has a better understanding of our squad than our actual coaching staff! Do you want a job? Well if Dave has put his application in, he could show his blog for the CV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plymouthram Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 hour ago, ossieram said: Tractor Boys, no that's Ipswich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 24 minutes ago, EtoileSportiveDeDerby said: The only bit missing is an "executive summary" for those who do not have the time to read it all, something like: They are cr@p so far but new coaching team might shake it up a bit Executive summary: The analysis of Derby County's performance this season highlights three key areas of deficiency in their play 1. Attacking 2. Defending 3. Absence of bouncing The report also highlighted areas of danger posed by Derby 1. Chrissy Martin is a Ram and he gave us all Corona because and got it himself because he can't bear to play against Derby County. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Two can play at this game. After some extensive analysis of my own, I believe I have uncovered one of the possible reasons for Bristol City's success so far this season. Now, any Derby fan looking at the image below will be very familiar with the options Nakhi Wells has in this situation. He could try to turn inside onto his right foot and lose the ball to a defender, he could turn around and pass back to his centre half, he could attempt a stepover and run out of play, or he could simply fall over. All equally viable options, I'm sure you'll agree. Prepare yourselves for a shock though, because what Wells actually did will blow your tiny little minds. He shot at goal! From open play no less! I was under the impression that such behavior had been outlawed by the EFL, but apparently these rules don't apply to City who have scored a remarkable 87% of their goals from open play. I've also uncovered that Bristol City are the only team in the country where 100% of their squad dress to the left. Apparently Dean Holden strongly believes that this contributes to squad unity and new signings are often required to undergo exhaustive training sessions in order to meet expectations. Edit - Keen eyed observers my notice that number 7 appears to be sprinting in this image. I believe this is some kind of optical illusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 I wonder I’d Bristol Dave fancies a bash at managing the Rams? Just a thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Interesting analysis. Some players not giving 100% is probably the most important factor. Wardrobe will always be a Ram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 7 hours ago, Anon said: Two can play at this game. After some extensive analysis of my own, I believe I have uncovered one of the possible reasons for Bristol City's success so far this season. Now, any Derby fan looking at the image below will be very familiar with the options Nakhi Wells has in this situation. He could try to turn inside onto his right foot and lose the ball to a defender, he could turn around and pass back to his centre half, he could attempt a stepover and run out of play, or he could simply fall over. All equally viable options, I'm sure you'll agree. Prepare yourselves for a shock though, because what Wells actually did will blow your tiny little minds. He shot at goal! From open play no less! I was under the impression that such behavior had been outlawed by the EFL, but apparently these rules don't apply to City who have scored a remarkable 87% of their goals from open play. I've also uncovered that Bristol City are the only team in the country where 100% of their squad dress to the left. Apparently Dean Holden strongly believes that this contributes to squad unity and new signings are often required to undergo exhaustive training sessions in order to meet expectations. Edit - Keen eyed observers my notice that number 7 appears to be sprinting in this image. I believe this is some kind of optical illusion. I say the cads! That's not cricket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG2Ram Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 When I reached this part of the analysis I just lost the will to read any further “As the move develops, we can see Lawrence (10) hasn’t moved and just watches the action behind him.” ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 10 hours ago, Anon said: Two can play at this game. After some extensive analysis of my own, I believe I have uncovered one of the possible reasons for Bristol City's success so far this season. Now, any Derby fan looking at the image below will be very familiar with the options Nakhi Wells has in this situation. He could try to turn inside onto his right foot and lose the ball to a defender, he could turn around and pass back to his centre half, he could attempt a stepover and run out of play, or he could simply fall over. All equally viable options, I'm sure you'll agree. Prepare yourselves for a shock though, because what Wells actually did will blow your tiny little minds. He shot at goal! From open play no less! I was under the impression that such behavior had been outlawed by the EFL, but apparently these rules don't apply to City who have scored a remarkable 87% of their goals from open play. I've also uncovered that Bristol City are the only team in the country where 100% of their squad dress to the left. Apparently Dean Holden strongly believes that this contributes to squad unity and new signings are often required to undergo exhaustive training sessions in order to meet expectations. Edit - Keen eyed observers my notice that number 7 appears to be sprinting in this image. I believe this is some kind of optical illusion. I need to up my game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 15 hours ago, Reg Matthew's Cap said: Me to. Me too.... To be clear, he never touched me, just saying there is a typo on your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 15 hours ago, Mostyn6 said: I'm a bit embarrassed by some reactions here. Whilst it may be a bit geeky to some, it's quality chunk of analysis that is in no way inaccurate from what I can see. I'd like a Derby fan to go to that amount of effort on our forum! Quite right. If the chap wants forfeit sexual encounters with real females, to spend all his time analysing teams he has no affinity fora, without pay, to impress people he doesn’t know, that’s his business ✊? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 19 hours ago, ThePrisoner said: I love football forums - that Dave bloke must have taken untold hours writing up his analysis for thirteen likes. We put up an Alan Partridge meme and it gets twice as many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dambuster Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 On 21/11/2020 at 11:55, Chester40 said: just saying there is a typo on your post. I did know that thanks, just thinking how bad can a weekend be, no points and a reprimand from the keyboard police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Reg Matthew's Cap said: I did know that thanks, just thinking how bad can a weekend be, no points and a reprimand from the keyboard police. Should have been a full stop after the word thanks. Keyboard Police Lead Auditor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornwallRam Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, i-Ram said: Should have been a full stop after the word thanks. Keyboard Police Lead Auditor There's a good argument for a semicolon instead of a comma after 'be'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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