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1 minute ago, Pastinaak said:

Wtf! He's the spit!

You're worse than me.

Every holiday the missus and I play the lookalike game with fellow guests.

Every time we see a shaven headed tanned fella I say 'Pep Guardiola(sic)'.

She's banned me from playing.

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3 minutes ago, Pastinaak said:

Nope. Big Jungle fan though.

Is that why you was singing this to me the other week?

Ooh-bi-doo, I wan'na be like you 
I want to walk like you, talk like you, too 
You see it's true, an ape like me 
Can learn to be like you, too

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Just now, Pastinaak said:

I honestly got served at the DCFC megastore yesterday by Greta Thunberg. That girl is wasted in that shop - she should be taking it in shouting "How dare you" at dinner parties!

She'd have told you to come back tomorrow for 20% off, but she was worried about your carbon footprint!

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