Andicis Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Rab a dab doo said: If they leave it tooooooooooooooooooo long the season will be over before he signs. Bet he's already signed. They just will wait for the announcement, if we didn't have a game tonight they probably would announce, but they'll save it till tomorrow now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab a dab doo Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 don't say that we haven't reached 110 pages yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFC27 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Woodley Ram said: just had a call from a mate who works at Homebase, apparently the reason he hasnt signed is he wants rattan furniture and not the normal stuff and homebase Derby are out, they are trying to source it from somewhere else. Can someone catch me up on all the Homebase references? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GB SPORTS Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 1 minute ago, DCFC27 said: Can someone catch me up on all the Homebase references? They have got some in Leeds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, SIXTEEN AGAIN said: They have got some in Leeds. Derby is probably Jozwiak's home base now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rammieib Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 If he’s watching this tonight, god knows what he’s thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboto Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Probably that he can offer a lot more than anyone else currently is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black ('n' White) Sheep Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 If anyone from the club's reading this and the deal is done... Announce after full-time please. I could do with cheering up after that first half and can't see the second being any better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topram Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 They been spotted yet? Hope they signed before they’ve watched that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab a dab doo Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 they seem to more elusive than dodo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_ram Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 2 hours ago, DCFC27 said: Can someone catch me up on all the Homebase references? Many many moons ago on another forum, long lost to the mists of time, there was a worried rumbling amongst the fan base that the ever popular enigma, known as Tommy Smith, was casting his eyes to pastures new. Ever the ITK, my eyes on the ground, working in his vocation as a Homebase replenishing technician, helped allay my fears with the golden nugget of insight that the aforementioned Tommy Smith had just frequented and purchased a whole patio set. Sensible mere mortals like yourself and I wouldn’t dream of buying a patio set before a regional relocation so surely the prodigal son was to say? I relayed said beam of anecdotal hope and the rest, as they say, is history. Written in the annals of time, the folklore is of the patio set test remains. He left the next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 28 minutes ago, Red_ram said: Many many moons ago on another forum, long lost to the mists of time, there was a worried rumbling amongst the fan base that the ever popular enigma, known as Tommy Smith, was casting his eyes to pastures new. Ever the ITK, my eyes on the ground, working in his vocation as a Homebase replenishing technician, helped allay my fears with the golden nugget of insight that the aforementioned Tommy Smith had just frequented and purchased a whole patio set. Sensible mere mortals like yourself and I wouldn’t dream of buying a patio set before a regional relocation so surely the prodigal son was to say? I relayed said beam of anecdotal hope and the rest, as they say, is history. Written in the annals of time, the folklore is of the patio set test remains. He left the next week. A fine, atmospheric post Red_rum. Sorry I mean Red_ ram. I wonder if he unpacked the aforementioned garden accessory before he left. Perhaps we can only pontificate on the likelihood of such an occurrence. COYR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookiebear1 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 It was hilarious at the time and it's still funny when people hark back to it but I bet it is very confusing if you're a new member?? why do they keep talking about a patio set? ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Nookiebear1 said: It was hilarious at the time and it's still funny when people hark back to it but I bet it is very confusing if you're a new member?? why do they keep talking about a patio set? ??? Because we have given quite a number of unconvincing performances including the run in to last season. This had led to nostalgia which is like neuralgia but does not hurt as much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodley Ram Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Day 5349 of lockdown.........sorry the Joswiak transfer saga, still no sign of the player, Homebase have now restocked for the 2023 summer season, water is running out and we are recovering from Covid 22. The news black out at Moor Farm continues with Philip Cocu junior (the son of the former manager) refusing to confirm or deny that Joswiak actually exists amongst persistent rumours that it a footballing version of a catfish scenario. Boris Johnson in his second stint as prime minster has asked for calm and clarity over the situation. The EFL have fined the Rams £500,000 and deducted 12 points for the lack of the Joswiak signing....but even that is on hold while Gibson's lawyers try to find a law that DCFC have broken. In the meantime the Gumps have been relegated to the 2nd Division. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Day Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Love that announcement ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joe Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 good news!! more required urgently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 The admin is really enjoying him/herself this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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