DontTrustTheDevilInside Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Bored now of waiting for a transfer so to brighten the mood with the impending 'record bielek transfer' which is obviously going to be the most structured deal ever by a Derby signing. What is the stupidest/unrealistic transfer clause we can invent? I'll start... If a Derby manager reaches the end of their contract.... In this case cocu A clause if Derby win the champions league in 3 seasons (footy manager reference) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Wonder if some contracts do have clauses inserted by agents in case, that in hindsight look ridiculous... Nugent a bonus for scoring 10 goals a season. Thorne or Martin a bonus for playing 10 games a season. Huddlestone or Carson getting a bonus for playing for England again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DontTrustTheDevilInside Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, Chester40 said: Wonder if some contracts do have clauses inserted by agents in case, that in hindsight look ridiculous... Nugent a bonus for scoring 10 goals a season. Thorne or Martin a bonus for playing 10 games a season. Huddlestone or Carson getting a bonus for playing for England again. Wouldnt surprise me, except the Thorne and Martin one. It was probably ambitiously set at like intervals of 50... Good luck on getting just one of those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 I know some players insist on a VIP box for their families. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 52 minutes ago, Chester40 said: Wonder if some contracts do have clauses inserted by agents in case, that in hindsight look ridiculous... Nugent a bonus for scoring 10 goals a season. Thorne or Martin a bonus for playing 10 games a season. Huddlestone or Carson getting a bonus for playing for England again. You mean like all the clauses that were supposedly in Raziak's contract with Spurs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edtheram Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Sammon was on a No Goal Bonus. The less he scored the more he earned, explains alot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Jack Marriott golfing clause - he putts when he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumram Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Having to pay WBA every time we play Thorne, imagine that!........ oh.... wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Players and managers must jog in Chad, Normanton or Allestree once every 30 days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marriot Ram99 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Chester40 said: Wonder if some contracts do have clauses inserted by agents in case, that in hindsight look ridiculous... Nugent a bonus for scoring 10 goals a season. Thorne or Martin a bonus for playing 10 games a season. Huddlestone or Carson getting a bonus for playing for England again. Antony Martial has a clause about a bonus fee for Monaco is he wins the Ballon D'or which in hindsight seems a bit ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marriot Ram99 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Lawrence should get a bonus for every time he successfully passes the ball to a teammate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ram1964 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Mel to give himself a pay rise for keeping a manager for more than a season☺ Chris martin bonus for not being on his arse for 90 mins.? Waggers bonus for not needing an interpreter during interviews? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davys on the road Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Team bonus for dropping out of the automatic promotion place before the end of February Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Richard Keogh has a bonus for every time he says 'and Er ' or 'as you say' in an interview - he bought this with last years payout . Beat Derby old boy Giles 'Cliff' Barnes to the sale. ( that will make no sense to you if your under the age of 40) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DontTrustTheDevilInside Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 2 hours ago, ram1964 said: Mel to give himself a pay rise for keeping a manager for more than a season☺ Chris martin bonus for not being on his arse for 90 mins.? Waggers bonus for not needing an interpreter during interviews? I'm sure Chris Martin was on a bonus per penalty won... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtoileSportiveDeDerby Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Following a computer hack (allegedly) various details of contracts were published some of the PSG players were interesting... They get paid an ethical bonus to clap the fans at the end of the game, be on time, be good boys basically. Neymar's was something stupid like 80K/week. When they signed him and put his name lit up on the Eiffel tower that was something like 500K Euros! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannable Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 A weird rumour I heard is that Clough’s pay off was a percentage of whatever we sold Hughes for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 23 hours ago, Millenniumram said: Having to pay WBA every time we play Thorne, imagine that!........ oh.... wait Going purely on Football Manager here, I'd imagine it's quite common that there are payments made per appearance up to about 50 games. It's just because Thorne and Anya haven't been playing that people start pointing to it as an excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumram Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: Going purely on Football Manager here, I'd imagine it's quite common that there are payments made per appearance up to about 50 games. It's just because Thorne and Anya haven't been playing that people start pointing to it as an excuse. I’m not so sure, appearance bonuses at lankmark appearances I’d say is common, but this sort of deal seems a little weird. Don’t think it was quite the same with anya, I think there was a 30 game clause or something like that which we were trying to to avoid triggered. I think Rowett all but confirmed that fact if I recall correctly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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