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The Next Meltdown?


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3 minutes ago, Van Cone De Head said:

Given the success of the bag and refreshments policy meltdown,what will the next one be?

Something related to Chris Martin?

Philip Cocu leaving to rejoin PSV at Christmas?

Any suggestions?

Losing to Rangers in a pre season game, leading to ‘lack of signings’

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Definitely not making any signings - it's already started!

OUT: Wilson. Mount, Tomori, Bryson, Thomas, Johnson, Olssen, King, Nugent, Ambrose, Pearce, Blackman, probably Butterfield and possibly Carson.

IN: Shinnie and Dowell.

The future's in the youth. 

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Crystal ball tells me we only sign two more players, while selling someone major and not replacing them (Carson?) and everyone throws a massive wobbly.

We then suffer hugely after not strengthening our squad enough and cocu is sacked by Halloween, so it’s probably justified.

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2 minutes ago, admira said:

Definitely not making any signings - it's already started!

OUT: Wilson. Mount, Tomori, Bryson, Thomas, Johnson, Olssen, King, Nugent, Ambrose, Pearce, Blackman, probably Butterfield and possibly Carson.

IN: Shinnie and Dowell.

The future's in the youth. 

A couple of injuries and it's Dean Holdsworth back up front .

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We lose early in the season and it’s :

we should never have sold Johnson, Bryson and Butterfield and hoped kids could step in

or 

Chris Martin scores 2 games in a row and it’s

We would be mid table prem if only Rowett  had not sent him out on loan 

Roos flaps at one and it’s

Bring back Chris Wheal 

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24 minutes ago, DRBee said:

Mel tearing his hair out at the stupidity of some of the posters on here, despite all his hardwork in getting a replacement for Lampard

He could have got Jose Mourinho, it wouldn't make much difference if the squad isn't there to challenge at the top end of the table.

An earlier poster is correct, if we don't get off to a good start during our very difficult run of games in August and September people will be calling for Cocus head.

My guess at meltdown is we sell Bogle for an undisclosed fee (rumoured to be 8 million) and we replace with a loan.

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13 minutes ago, Van Cone De Head said:

That I’ve been practicing shoving confectionary and snacks up my bum for 2 days for no reason☹️

You're the first person on my prison visiting list, if that's any consolation?

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