Van Cone De Head 9,394 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Given the success of the bag and refreshments policy meltdown,what will the next one be? Something related to Chris Martin? Philip Cocu leaving to rejoin PSV at Christmas? Any suggestions? Steve How Hard?, HorsforthRam, jono and 1 other 4 Link to post Share on other sites
TuffLuff 3,612 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Van Cone De Head said: Given the success of the bag and refreshments policy meltdown,what will the next one be? Something related to Chris Martin? Philip Cocu leaving to rejoin PSV at Christmas? Any suggestions? Losing to Rangers in a pre season game, leading to ‘lack of signings’ RadioactiveWaste, taffyram, Hector was the best and 5 others 8 Link to post Share on other sites
Boycie 18,474 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 An injury in the next two pre season games. taffyram and Van Cone De Head 2 Link to post Share on other sites
reverendo de duivel 20,560 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Massive thunderstorms curtailing tomorrow's game 15 minutes in. Boycie and Van Cone De Head 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Don't Panic 289 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Traffic around pride park on match day due to road works Ewe Ram, Sweetness34, Van Cone De Head and 1 other 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Paul71 16,657 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 1st home match getting snowed off Steve How Hard?, taffyram and Van Cone De Head 3 Link to post Share on other sites
WharfedaleRam 674 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Paul71 said: 1st home match getting snowed off Is that you ‘Colin’?! derbydaz22 and Steve How Hard? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Paul71 16,657 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, WharfedaleRam said: Is that you ‘Colin’?! Rumbled. Link to post Share on other sites
admira 2,274 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 (edited) Definitely not making any signings - it's already started! OUT: Wilson. Mount, Tomori, Bryson, Thomas, Johnson, Olssen, King, Nugent, Ambrose, Pearce, Blackman, probably Butterfield and possibly Carson. IN: Shinnie and Dowell. The future's in the youth. Edited July 24, 2019 by admira Rampage and Van Cone De Head 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cone De Head 9,394 Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 I’m expecting something on ticket prices. Link to post Share on other sites
Millenniumram 10,013 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Crystal ball tells me we only sign two more players, while selling someone major and not replacing them (Carson?) and everyone throws a massive wobbly. We then suffer hugely after not strengthening our squad enough and cocu is sacked by Halloween, so it’s probably justified. Van Cone De Head 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Gee SCREAMER !! 1,710 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, admira said: Definitely not making any signings - it's already started! OUT: Wilson. Mount, Tomori, Bryson, Thomas, Johnson, Olssen, King, Nugent, Ambrose, Pearce, Blackman, probably Butterfield and possibly Carson. IN: Shinnie and Dowell. The future's in the youth. A couple of injuries and it's Dean Holdsworth back up front . jimbo jones and admira 2 Link to post Share on other sites
jono 8,022 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 We lose early in the season and it’s : we should never have sold Johnson, Bryson and Butterfield and hoped kids could step in or Chris Martin scores 2 games in a row and it’s : We would be mid table prem if only Rowett had not sent him out on loan Roos flaps at one and it’s : Bring back Chris Wheal ramit, taffyram, Van Cone De Head and 1 other 4 Link to post Share on other sites
DRBee 1,071 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Mel tearing his hair out at the stupidity of some of the posters on here, despite all his hardwork in getting a replacement for Lampard Van Cone De Head 1 Link to post Share on other sites
RoyMac5 8,637 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Keogh gets a new three year deal. Van Cone De Head and jono 2 Link to post Share on other sites
reverendo de duivel 20,560 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 The world premiere of our new retractable roof tomorrow, and people complaining the a/c was set a couple of degrees too low, and they got a chill. angieram, Van Cone De Head and jono 3 Link to post Share on other sites
MackworthRamIsGod 5,901 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 24 minutes ago, DRBee said: Mel tearing his hair out at the stupidity of some of the posters on here, despite all his hardwork in getting a replacement for Lampard He could have got Jose Mourinho, it wouldn't make much difference if the squad isn't there to challenge at the top end of the table. An earlier poster is correct, if we don't get off to a good start during our very difficult run of games in August and September people will be calling for Cocus head. My guess at meltdown is we sell Bogle for an undisclosed fee (rumoured to be 8 million) and we replace with a loan. Van Cone De Head 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Nick_Ram 710 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Someone giving the ball away as we try pass it out the back. Huddlestone will probably be the fall guy. Van Cone De Head 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Van Cone De Head 9,394 Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 That I’ve been practicing shoving confectionary and snacks up my bum for 2 days for no reason☹️ sheeponacid, derbydaz22, jono and 6 others 9 Link to post Share on other sites
reverendo de duivel 20,560 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 13 minutes ago, Van Cone De Head said: That I’ve been practicing shoving confectionary and snacks up my bum for 2 days for no reason☹️ You're the first person on my prison visiting list, if that's any consolation? sheeponacid, jono, 86 Schmokes & a Pancake and 3 others 6 Link to post Share on other sites
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