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4 minutes ago, BurtonRam7 said:

I actually think this is quite witty for him?

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/Derby-county-last-three-seasons-2883631

'Let’s get it right, if Derby County get promoted to the Premier League, they’ll last three seasons - autumn, winter and spring, that’ll be it.'

Better than not getting seeded in the manure then

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4 minutes ago, BurtonRam7 said:

I actually think this is quite witty for him?

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/Derby-county-last-three-seasons-2883631

'Let’s get it right, if Derby County get promoted to the Premier League, they’ll last three seasons - autumn, winter and spring, that’ll be it.'

The most uninteresting article of the year award goes to Mr Burns who also scooped the scraping the barrell award on the same night. 

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Umm similar to the Gumps being in the Championship then as they get no summer over there

 

although for once he does make ‘some’ valid points, if we stay in the Championship, we will lose the 3 loans who have been excellent as well as a lot of players who’s contracts will end (we need to cut the wage bill, which i except). If we go up we will have the dosh to attract good loan players and buy in good replacements.

so Mr Burns on the rights lines but no cigar as not right, your bookie must love you as you cannot pick a winner in a one horse race 

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27 minutes ago, BurtonRam7 said:

I actually think this is quite witty for him?

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/Derby-county-last-three-seasons-2883631

'Let’s get it right, if Derby County get promoted to the Premier League, they’ll last three seasons - autumn, winter and spring, that’ll be it.'

Sounds like Summer just jealous of our achievements. 

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The thing I always find amusing about Kenny Five Bellies is that he utterly forgets to mention, each and every time, that he used to play for Derby. This team, that he derides at his every given opportunity, is the one that used to pay his wages and who he chose to sign for. Obviously, some blob of cholesterol has found it's way to his brain and wrapped itself around the memory cells associated with it but you would think someone would take him to one side and remind him of the fact.

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49 minutes ago, BurtonRam7 said:

I actually think this is quite witty for him?

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/Derby-county-last-three-seasons-2883631

'Let’s get it right, if Derby County get promoted to the Premier League, they’ll last three seasons - autumn, winter and spring, that’ll be it.'

It would be witty if it was an original joke but, I for one, have heard it before (not about Derby though of course). 

So it's not wit to regurgitate an "old" joke. 

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1 hour ago, BaaLocks said:

The thing I always find amusing about Kenny Five Bellies is that he utterly forgets to mention, each and every time, that he used to play for Derby. This team, that he derides at his every given opportunity, is the one that used to pay his wages and who he chose to sign for. Obviously, some blob of cholesterol has found it's way to his brain and wrapped itself around the memory cells associated with it but you would think someone would take him to one side and remind him of the fact.

He's dining out on the attention. And looking at the size of him, he's wintered well due to the way he writes. Honestly I'm disappointed with the state of his keep net. 

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2 hours ago, BurtonRam7 said:

I actually think this is quite witty for him?

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/Derby-county-last-three-seasons-2883631

'Let’s get it right, if Derby County get promoted to the Premier League, they’ll last three seasons - autumn, winter and spring, that’ll be it.'

Hes clearly just a wum.

Anyway its 4, the football season starts in summer. So kenny can stick that up his incredibly large lardy arse.

 

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3 hours ago, BurtonRam7 said:

I actually think this is quite witty for him?

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/Derby-county-last-three-seasons-2883631

'Let’s get it right, if Derby County get promoted to the Premier League, they’ll last three seasons - autumn, winter and spring, that’ll be it.'

That'll be an improvement on last time then. I think we were relegated by spring. ?

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Before this season started he stated that Forest had more chance of promotion than us and would also finish above us. 

Keep getting it wrong Ken - we won’t have to play your lot for a very long time. 

Put your snout back in the trough. 

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2 hours ago, Tamworthram said:

It would be witty if it was an original joke but, I for one, have heard it before (not about Derby though of course). 

So it's not wit to regurgitate an "old" joke. 

Absolutely. An old mate of mine came out with it when Palace got promoted 6 years ago.

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