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Things you tried and wish you didn't


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On 13 April 2019 at 14:46, bigbadbob said:

Could you expand on this one please?

Got attacked by a cockerel in the outer hedribes 

got attacked, bitten and chased by a goat in Ireland

got attacked by a cow in scotland

a dolphin had a go at me once

Been threatened by a sheep, and a goose, 

Been shat on and gobbed at by birds

plus a stray dog attack in Mickleover

 

 

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3 minutes ago, RamNut said:

Got attacked by a cockerel in the outer hedribes 

got attacked, bitten and chased by a goat in Ireland

got attacked by a cow in scotland

a dolphin had a go at me once

Been threatened by a sheep, and a goose, 

Been shat on and gobbed at by birds

plus a stray dog attack in Mickleover

 

 

Take the bacon from out your back pocket mate, I went too far.

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23 minutes ago, RamNut said:

Got attacked by a cockerel in the outer hedribes 

got attacked, bitten and chased by a goat in Ireland

got attacked by a cow in scotland

a dolphin had a go at me once

Been threatened by a sheep, and a goose, 

Been shat on and gobbed at by birds

plus a stray dog attack in Mickleover

 

 

Those favourite trousers of yours made of interwoven bacon, grass, bird seed and fish don't help, of course.

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31 minutes ago, RamNut said:

Got attacked by a cockerel in the outer hedribes 

got attacked, bitten and chased by a goat in Ireland

got attacked by a cow in scotland

a dolphin had a go at me once

Been threatened by a sheep, and a goose, 

Been shat on and gobbed at by birds

plus a stray dog attack in Mickleover

 

 

Typical night out in Ripley.

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Peanut Butter, Green Tea, Marmite, all things that make me heave like babies nappies.

Doing the Tower of Terror at Dreamworld in Oz, mental speed and scared the crap out of me. On a similar note, going on the Big One at Blackpool on a stag do, really bad idea. 

Go Karting in the heat near Villamoura, the drink from the night before didn’t help, but 20 minutes later I was green.

Watching Toronto Blue Jays, reminded me of rounders at school, didn’t like it at all.

Football wise going with Foxes mates to watch them at Forest (didn’t feel right), going with same bunch to watch them an Anfield (still didn’t feel right).

 

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1 hour ago, RamNut said:

Got attacked by a cockerel in the outer hedribes 

got attacked, bitten and chased by a goat in Ireland

got attacked by a cow in scotland

a dolphin had a go at me once

Been threatened by a sheep, and a goose, 

Been shat on and gobbed at by birds

plus a stray dog attack in Mickleover

 

 

Ever thought of being a vet?

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1 hour ago, Steve How Hard? said:

Ever thought of being a vet?

Mr chinnery?

i once tried to intervene to separate a cat fight. 

 

 

It was me who ended up in hospital.

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Frogs Legs.

They weren't horrendous but hardly any meat on, and its true when people say its like chicken,  so what's the point just have chicken.

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2 hours ago, Paul71 said:

Frogs Legs.

They weren't horrendous but hardly any meat on, and its true when people say its like chicken,  so what's the point just have chicken.

They can’t pull your pants down as much just for chicken.

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On ‎13‎/‎04‎/‎2019 at 06:12, RamNut said:

Electrocuting myself

getting into a fight with members of the animal kingdom

ebay

Fishing

Gymnastics

you haven't electrocuted yourself ever or you wouldn't be here to write that.....you may have got an electric shock but electrocute involves a combination of electric and execution therefore death.

 

I totally agree with fishing....mind numbingly boring....and dirty and slimy....

 

and I thought you meant people at Disneys Animal Kingdom at first...…!

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