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I thought they were members of the Wherethefekarwe tribe

Drinking a huge amount of Ouzo . I was very ill for 4 days , during which time I would have paid someone to shoot me .

Thanks Mucker , much appreciated !

I don't 😱 I have lived in France for 25 years , and relied on a good mate to get me a ticket , on my previous visits to Pride Park .

If so I would be delighted to cadge a lift . Non smoker , house trained , old but not fat . I will drive to meet you , thanks . Ps I havn't got a ticket yet , is it still possible ?

Has anything been heard from Piemeister Fat Kenny yet , or is it too early ?

Joseph Wright of Derby . Amazing pictures in Derby Museum art gallery .

Force majeur , mon canard .

Don't try it , just don't .

Andouillette , oysters , andouillette ....💩

They don't , but teachers still tell their pupils that France has the best cuisine in the world ! I have never had a decent steak here in 26 years .

Big breaths ......

Around 1958 , a small group of us 10 year olds decided it would be a good idea to go and watch a Rams training session . We set off from Chellaston with only a frozen Jubbly in our pockets for sustenance , and arrived at the Barracks (I think ) via a long slog over Sinfin Moor . We pestered the players as they came off , some lighting up ciggies , and I got the signatures of Parry , Straw , and Barrowcliffe plus others . There was a right rollocking waiting when I finally arrived home , my parents considered Sinfin Moor to be a dangerous place , I never did really find out why !

The Baseball Ground 1958 , v Grimsby Town , Third division North . A friends dad took us in his car , we parked in Litchurch Lane . It was a soggy damp afternoon , and we stood in the Boys enclosure , my mate had a rattle ! Derby won 3 - 1 . Bearing in mind this was 60 years ago , the facts could be somewhat different !

Leftover Tarka dhal and dry naan bread , black tea ( on a diet )