GboroRam Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Does it come with anus recognition technology? McRainy and Boycie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Having an ECG in your watch is the truly the technology you never knew you wanted and nobody asked for I like the bit where it can tell if you've had a heavy fall, and if you remain motionless for more than a minute it rings your emergency contact That feels a bit like there are more scenarios to be had here. How about if it detects you slurring your words in the pub, it calls you an uber and says "TIME TO GO HOME NOW STIVE!" Wolfie and TigerTedd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Just now, StivePesley said: Having an ECG in your watch is the truly the technology you never knew you wanted and nobody asked for I like the bit where it can tell if you've had a heavy fall, and if you remain motionless for more than a minute it rings your emergency contact That feels a bit like there are more scenarios to be had here. How about if it detects you slurring your words in the pub, it calls you an uber and says "TIME TO GO HOME NOW STIVE!" And stops you texting exes? Wolfie and Stive Pesley 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 13 minutes ago, GboroRam said: And stops you texting exes? Yes! We've got this. Steve Jobs needs to up his game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 59 minutes ago, GboroRam said: Does it come with anus recognition technology? What do you think the An in Android is short for?! GboroRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 An Apple is something that looks really nice, tastes good but gives you indigestion, then goes rotten fairly soon, Then out of season so it has to be replaced by another one at a higher price. Sums up my experience of iPod. Can't see the attraction or hysteria that surrounds these fairly average performing bits of kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 2 hours ago, FindernRam said: An Apple is something that looks really nice, tastes good but gives you indigestion, then goes rotten fairly soon, Then out of season so it has to be replaced by another one at a higher price. Sums up my experience of iPod. Can't see the attraction or hysteria that surrounds these fairly average performing bits of kit. I think that's a daveo ban coming. Don't badmouth the holy grail. TigerTedd and Day 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 46 minutes ago, GboroRam said: I think that's a daveo ban coming. Don't badmouth the holy grail. You’re ok, he’s on his day off. Enough time for @FindernRam to reword his post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 The constant need to bring out latest models at ridiculous prices pisses me off, plus all of the tax-dodging stuff (though I accept that pretty much every large corporation does the same). However, iOS is far smoother, nicer to look at and easier to navigate than Android. My second-hand 6S still runs smoothly and I don't anticipate the need to replace it anytime soon. Guess I've just bought into the Apple machine. McRainy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Boycie said: Enough time for @FindernRam to reword his post. Ok a reword as suggested: Last time Apple launched something there were these pictures of hundreds of bleary eyed saddos queuing round the block in the middle of the night to be the first to have whatever it was. When interviewed one of them said "well it's good innit, got to have it". He didn't really know what he was buying. I vowed then never to be like one of them! I have a really good Win PC and a smashing Samsung Android phone. My iPod is not better than the MP3 player in the better half's Ford. GboroRam and Boycie 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, FindernRam said: I have a really good Win PC and a smashing Samsung Android phone. My iPod is not better than the MP3 player in the better half's Ford. I'd agree with that, but I'm sure like me, you are looking forward to being told why you are completely wrong ? GboroRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Oh I've just seen an ad for the iPhone XS max.....£1499. For a phone? Wolfie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 56 minutes ago, BurtonRam7 said: The constant need to bring out latest models at ridiculous prices pisses me off, plus all of the tax-dodging stuff (though I accept that pretty much every large corporation does the same). However, iOS is far smoother, nicer to look at and easier to navigate than Android. My second-hand 6S still runs smoothly and I don't anticipate the need to replace it anytime soon. Guess I've just bought into the Apple machine. Same here. I've got a 6S+ work phone and I like it but it'll be due for upgrade soon and I'd like to try something different. Trouble is I've got an iPad mini and a larger Android tablet at home and the iOS unit just works so much better even though it's 3 years older, to the extent that I rarely use the Android one. Mind you, the last time I "tried something different" I opted for a Blackberry, which looked great & I liked the slide-out physical keyboard but otherwise it was junk.....and about 4 months after I got it, Blackberry torpedoed their own products and the few software developers who made & updated Blackberry Apps immediately stopped and so, one-by-one they ground to a halt. DarkFruitsRam7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 34 minutes ago, FindernRam said: Oh I've just seen an ad for the iPhone XS max.....£1499. For a phone? That's insane. For £1499 I'd expect it to be made of solid gold and have some sort of an attachment that pleasures me on demand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 I am glad this has popped up because I have recently changed from a Samsung S5 to an iPhone 7. I wondered if anyone knew if there was a way of keeping the numbers up on your key pad when you input a number followed by a space it always returns to the qwerty key board. It that the way it is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, Gritters said: I am glad this has popped up because I have recently changed from a Samsung S5 to an iPhone 7. I wondered if anyone knew if there was a way of keeping the numbers up on your key pad when you input a number followed by a space it always returns to the qwerty key board. It that the way it is? download a keyboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 4 hours ago, StivePesley said: I'd agree with that, but I'm sure like me, you are looking forward to being told why you are completely wrong ? You’re not right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Boycie said: You’re not right. I knew it! What was I thinking??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Out interest, is anybody on here actually buying one of these new XS max phones at £1000+? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimbeard Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Why is iTunes so crap? They continuously bring out new versions that are invariably worse than the previous version. Everytime I sync my iPod, I get some tracks corrupted, some tracks duplicated and some tracks disappear altogether. I've just tried to buy some stuff, you know, actually give them some money, can I do this? Can I buggery. First I'm told my password is incorrect, it wasn't, but I changed it anyway. Then I need to verify my payment method, so I tried to do that, but I can't because "I need to run Windows 7 or higher". I'm already running Windows 10 so now what? I've emailed them, but I won't be holding my breath waiting for a solution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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