TigerTedd Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 There once was a man named Karanka, whos wife was the size of a tanker, he wanted a go, so armed his torpedo, but hit her so her that he sank her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 There once was a gaffer called Aitor, Whose wife hated Nottingham so much he had to fight her, She said if you make me go there, I'll bet you as a dare, To make the 6 fingered Gumps even shiter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 9, 2018 Author Share Posted January 9, 2018 ARSENAL ace Alex Iwobi was at a wild drug-fuelled house party — the day before flopping in the Gunners’ shock FA Cup exit. The midfielder, 21, was videoed screaming and dancing at 2.37am on Saturday in Soho, central London. The next day Iwobi played in Arsenal’s dismal 4-2 third round defeat at Championship side Nottingham Forest. A source said: “Maybe his partying had something to do with it. He shouldn’t be up that late.” The star was filmed dancing at the wild bash where partygoers smoked cannabis and inhaled laughing gas. More: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5297238/fury-at-arsenal-ace-partying-before-shock-cup-defeat/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete2 Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Tbf Karanka is a better bet for them than any manager they have had in recent history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 1 hour ago, David said: ARSENAL ace Alex Iwobi was at a wild drug-fuelled house party — the day before flopping in the Gunners’ shock FA Cup exit. The midfielder, 21, was videoed screaming and dancing at 2.37am on Saturday in Soho, central London. The next day Iwobi played in Arsenal’s dismal 4-2 third round defeat at Championship side Nottingham Forest. A source said: “Maybe his partying had something to do with it. He shouldn’t be up that late.” The star was filmed dancing at the wild bash where partygoers smoked cannabis and inhaled laughing gas. More: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5297238/fury-at-arsenal-ace-partying-before-shock-cup-defeat/ So it was Arsenal's hungover comedown team that lost to forest. Granted, it would've been funnier if they'd not got humped... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Got his wish , fair play to him .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 22 minutes ago, mozza said: Got his wish , fair play to him .. Should have asked for some socks too, 9 hours ago, David said: ARSENAL ace Alex Iwobi was at a wild drug-fuelled house party — the day before flopping in the Gunners’ shock FA Cup exit. The midfielder, 21, was videoed screaming and dancing at 2.37am on Saturday in Soho, central London. The next day Iwobi played in Arsenal’s dismal 4-2 third round defeat at Championship side Nottingham Forest. A source said: “Maybe his partying had something to do with it. He shouldn’t be up that late.” The star was filmed dancing at the wild bash where partygoers smoked cannabis and inhaled laughing gas. More: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5297238/fury-at-arsenal-ace-partying-before-shock-cup-defeat/ A 21 year old out a good 36 hours or more before the game? Shouldnt be an issue, not like when you get to my age and you feel the effects of a night out for about a week after Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 On 08/01/2018 at 18:42, Abu Derby said: From Krankee to Karanka - you couldn’t make it up. Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 17 hours ago, David said: ARSENAL ace Alex Iwobi was at a wild drug-fuelled house party — the day before flopping in the Gunners’ shock FA Cup exit. The midfielder, 21, was videoed screaming and dancing at 2.37am on Saturday in Soho, central London. The next day Iwobi played in Arsenal’s dismal 4-2 third round defeat at Championship side Nottingham Forest. A source said: “Maybe his partying had something to do with it. He shouldn’t be up that late.” The star was filmed dancing at the wild bash where partygoers smoked cannabis and inhaled laughing gas. More: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5297238/fury-at-arsenal-ace-partying-before-shock-cup-defeat/ He was just getting use to life in Nottingham. The inhaling laughing gas is a new one for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRam Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Those limericks were complete tosh. Couldn't even get syllable basics under control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuitYourJibbaJivin Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 His mrs was on come dine with me on Sunday, started off alright but in the end showed her true colours and acted like a seriously spoilt “see you next Tuesday!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 2 hours ago, SaintRam said: Those limericks were complete tosh. Couldn't even get syllable basics under control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WharfedaleRam Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 3 hours ago, SaintRam said: Those limericks were complete tosh. Couldn't even get syllable basics under control. There was a young man called Karanka At Boro, 1-0's were a banker But he's now gone to Notts And he's managing lots Of useless Gump-land w**kers! Any good or should I get me coat?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRam Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 47 minutes ago, WharfedaleRam said: There was a young man called Karanka At Boro, 1-0's were a banker But he's now gone to Notts And he's managing lots Of useless Gump-land w**kers! Any good or should I get me coat?! Not bad tbf Last line is a tad short, finding a way of wording that with 9 syllables would make that a grade A limerick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, SaintRam said: Not bad tbf Last line is a tad short, finding a way of wording that with 9 syllables would make that a grade A limerick. Last line Of useless, Gump-land, Grade A w***ers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 This is for when he flops and inevitably they give the job to John Terry as player manager There once was man called Karanka who took over a job from a banker he lost lots of games and he shouldered the blame And got replaced by a right fackin wanka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Complete shift in style from the loaf but I reckon Karanka will at the very least make them tough to beat and guide them to a comfortable finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Bread of heaven, bread of heaven, couldn't make forest less ****, Couldn't make forest be less **** Signed karankah, Hope he s a banker, Bet he cant make forest be less ****, No one can make forest be less ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WharfedaleRam Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 14 hours ago, HantsRam said: Last line Of useless, Gump-land, Grade A w***ers If that gets published, I claim the copywright! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WharfedaleRam Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 16 hours ago, SaintRam said: Not bad tbf Last line is a tad short, finding a way of wording that with 9 syllables would make that a grade A limerick. I'll accept a 'B' sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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