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He's fast, Ikechi on the left hand side! He's fast, Ikechi on the left hand side!

(to the tune of musical youth - pass the duchy)

OR one for Vydra

Whoooah here he comes, nice one boys we've gone 1 up

Whoooah here he comes, he's Matej Vydra!

(for when or nowadays IF he scores)

(to the tune of the absolutely atrocious song by Daryl Hall and John Oates - MANEATER)

 

I'll get me coat.....................

 

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1 hour ago, Tony Le Mesmer said:

He's fast, Ikechi on the left hand side! He's fast, Ikechi on the left hand side!

(to the tune of musical youth - pass the duchy)

OR one for Vydra

Whoooah here he comes, nice one boys we've gone 1 up

Whoooah here he comes, he's Matej Vydra!

(for when or nowadays IF he scores)

(to the tune of the absolutely atrocious song by Daryl Hall and John Oates - MANEATER)

 

I'll get me coat.....................

 

What if he equalizes, or makes it 4-1???

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2 hours ago, Tony Le Mesmer said:

He's fast, Ikechi on the left hand side! He's fast, Ikechi on the left hand side!

(to the tune of musical youth - pass the duchy)

OR one for Vydra

Whoooah here he comes, nice one boys we've gone 1 up

Whoooah here he comes, he's Matej Vydra!

(for when or nowadays IF he scores)

(to the tune of the absolutely atrocious song by Daryl Hall and John Oates - MANEATER)

 

I'll get me coat.....................

 

The Anya one is a good effort, could catch on quite easily, im sure most people will know the tune.

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Song doesn't involve Anya, but I'm not starting a new thread. To the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man;

It's 3 o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an angry man in front of me
Demanding that we get a win

He says, "Son can you put the ball in the net?
I can't tell you how, but please try.
I recall that it's sweet
and I knew how to compete
when I wore another club's tie."

Score us a goal Andy Weimann
score us a goal tonight
well I'd ask the same of Nick Blackman
but it's obvious that he is *****

Now Johnny on the wing is a friend of mine
He gets me Irn Bru for free
and he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
but there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says, "Andy I think this is killing me."
as the smile ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure I'd get picked more for Scotland
if I had a little more pace."

Now Keogh's not getting stick from the fans
They save their abuse for his wife
And he's talking to Fozzy,
who's still in the medbay
and probably will be for life

And the fans turn their ire on the directors
As they give Sam and Mel loads of grief
Yes they're sharing a drink called delusion
But they're better than Jeremy Keith

Score us a goal Andy Weimann
score us a goal tonight
well I'd ask the same of Nick Blackman
but it's obvious that he is *****

It's a pretty bad crowd for a saturday
And the manager gives me a glare
'Cause he knows it ain't me that they're coming to see
Since there's so many empty black chairs

And the Ipro sounds like a deathly morgue
Ad the concourses stink of stale beer
And they groan in the stands as they sit on their hands
As their boos ring around in my ears

Score us a goal Andy Weimann
score us a goal tonight
well I'd ask the same of Nick Blackman
but it's obvious that he is *****

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1 minute ago, Anon said:

Song doesn't involve Anya, but I'm not starting a new thread. To the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man;

It's 3 o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an angry man in front of me
Demanding that we get a win

He says, "Son can you put the ball in the net?
I can't tell you how, but please try.
I recall that it's sweet
and I knew how to compete
when I wore another club's tie."

Score us a goal Andy Weimann
score us a goal tonight
well I'd ask the same of Nick Blackman
but it's obvious that he is *****

Now Johnny on the wing is a friend of mine
He gets me Irn Bru for free
and he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
but there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says, "Andy I think this is killing me."
as the smile ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure I'd get picked more for Scotland
if I had a little more pace."

Now Keogh's not getting stick from the fans
They save their abuse for his wife
And he's talking to Fozzy,
who's still in the medbay
and probably will be for life

And the fans turn their ire on the directors
As they give Sam and Mel loads of grief
Yes they're sharing a drink called delusion
But they're better than Jeremy Keith

Score us a goal Andy Weimann
score us a goal tonight
well I'd ask the same of Nick Blackman
but it's obvious that he is *****

It's a pretty bad crowd for a saturday
And the manager gives me a glare
'Cause he knows it ain't me that they're coming to see
Since there's so many empty black chairs

And the Ipro sounds like a deathly morgue
Ad the concourses stink of stale beer
And they groan in the stands as they sit on their hands
As their boos ring around in my ears

Score us a goal Andy Weimann
score us a goal tonight
well I'd ask the same of Nick Blackman
but it's obvious that he is *****

I'm glad I went Black Lace rather than Billy Joel now!:D

Fine effort though.

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29 minutes ago, Anon said:

Song doesn't involve Anya, but I'm not starting a new thread. To the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man;

It's 3 o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an angry man in front of me
Demanding that we get a win

He says, "Son can you put the ball in the net?
I can't tell you how, but please try.
I recall that it's sweet
and I knew how to compete
when I wore another club's tie."

Score us a goal Andy Weimann
score us a goal tonight
well I'd ask the same of Nick Blackman
but it's obvious that he is *****

Now Johnny on the wing is a friend of mine
He gets me Irn Bru for free
and he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
but there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says, "Andy I think this is killing me."
as the smile ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure I'd get picked more for Scotland
if I had a little more pace."

Now Keogh's not getting stick from the fans
They save their abuse for his wife
And he's talking to Fozzy,
who's still in the medbay
and probably will be for life

And the fans turn their ire on the directors
As they give Sam and Mel loads of grief
Yes they're sharing a drink called delusion
But they're better than Jeremy Keith

Score us a goal Andy Weimann
score us a goal tonight
well I'd ask the same of Nick Blackman
but it's obvious that he is *****

It's a pretty bad crowd for a saturday
And the manager gives me a glare
'Cause he knows it ain't me that they're coming to see
Since there's so many empty black chairs

And the Ipro sounds like a deathly morgue
Ad the concourses stink of stale beer
And they groan in the stands as they sit on their hands
As their boos ring around in my ears

Score us a goal Andy Weimann
score us a goal tonight
well I'd ask the same of Nick Blackman
but it's obvious that he is *****

That's brilliant mate .. Probably a bit because I like Billy Joel songs as well mind you.

simon and Garfunkle the boxer ..

I am just a Rams fan my stories seldom told

I have squandered my persistence for a pocket full of mumbles such are promises

woaaah this could be dangerous ! Stopping now 

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How's about the Red Hot Chilli Peppers song......

When Cyrus got it gonna give the ball to their man now.

What Cyrus got he's gonna run outa touch now  

What Cyrus crosses going make it near no one now

What Cyrus got he's gonna kick in to touch

Do a few step overs and then lose the fooking ball now

Give it away, Give it away, Give it away now!

repeat

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