Hans Datdo-Dishes

Whats gonna happen in the short term is that new posters are going to come on here pretending to be Derby Fans and let us know that our downfall is imminent and we have no chance of surviving and HMRC are going to shut us down.
They can all feck off.
My views are not necessarily those of the forum owners.
 
When you walk into Derby
your heart will skip a beat
you'll get your feckin heads kicked in as you walk down Shaftesbury Street
you'll walk into the Popside and hear a mighty roar
feck off you forest bass tards, we are the Derby boys.
 
Welcome to new posters by the way ?

He’s one of the 68 guns.

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So Mick Coop then.

I think it sends a horrific and disgusting message out to any member of the playing or coaching staff if we treated Rooney so despicably after his commitment to our cause. 
 
when we look at basket case clubs treating managers like poo, we always hope they fail, like Watford, and get what they deserve. Binning off Rooney without him ever having a chance to build his own team, would be a treacherous snake act and Derby would deserve to suffer. 

Yakka Banovic? 

Fancy not talking to your daughter for nearly 3 years. You should be ashamed of yourself!

Me to buddy on all counts and I also learning differcults and autism and when all clashing in one go that makes life even harder.

One of the best quotes I heard a lad say from my army days.....I went to bed with Sharon Stone.......I woke up with 20 stone ???

Rita Hayworth as Gilda
Married several times...Orsen Wells being one of her husbands, She often said, They went to bed with Gilda and woke up with me, She had a very colourfull life even from Childhood, A great great dancer, And looks to make a mans knees give way, A very sad ending to her life ?

I must be the only one who is encouraged by that statement (or, perhaps, not discouraged by the statement). They could have said we’ve had no bids and we’re going to be liquidated. It’s all very long winded and frustrating, but at least for now - and things can change - they’re still positive it will get sorted. Can’t ask for more than that! ??

I think their name is short for Quantumañana.

It's Mark Watt for the T20’s, 25 year old left arm slow. Plays for Scotland, played a few games for us back in 2019. Remember him being decent and he comes back with more experience. Adds depth to the squad.

He absolutely typified the moustached, beer-swilling, pommy-hating Aussie of the seventies.
A true foe, proud of his country and much respected in the game. A great wicket keeper, useful batsman and in later life, respected coach.
I was sad to hear that he’d had a heart attack and even sadder to hear he hadn’t made it.
I’m hoping we might get a tribute programme. He deserves one.

@IslandExile

Workmates using my mug because they can't be arsed to wash their own. 
Luckily, Santa was on hand with a solution!

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE!

Phone Call to Richard from Judy
Hello Richard can you pop into Waitrose and get a bottle of Dom Pérignon please.
Richard to Judy, Hiya Hun, Already got it.
Outside the shop.
Security...excuse me Sir, But can you come with me please.
Richard...Bugger!

Is that you Elmer?

And Vicky McClure’s bizarre hairstyles.

 

Thanks for clearing that up!

In preparation for Stranger Things season 4 coming out soon (in 2 parts, the first in May) decided to watch through seasons 1-3 again. I forgot just how good the show is. Season 1 is excellent, just the right amount of episodes. Season 2 is shaping up to be the weakest of the 3 but still with some good ideas. Remember enjoying season 3 so looking forward to reaching that.
If you’ve not watched it, I’d highly recommend it. 

Everything’s in position; COYR ?

The location of this event doesn't happen to be Sudbury does it by any chance 

He gets a lot of bad press but on the whole he wasn't the worst signing we've ever made by a long way. Yes he had games were whatever he tried just didn't come off but he never hid in games. He always showed the grit and determination that we need in our current predicament. 
I admire that quality in him to always put his head above the parapet. Quietly did a lot of work for local charity too apparently. Will always be welcome back at Pride Park for me.