Hans Datdo-Dishes

Roaring at that one.

I’m getting concerned now:

How did it go at the hospital, mate?  Did they manage to sort out your swollen fingers?

his mum on laundry day

In case we can't resign Allsop?

It’s en route to Preston, the pilots dropping off a load of horseshit over the EFL HQ.

I looked up and gave him a wave.  

Any takeover news or do I need to find out on the Brizzle fans forum ?

Only walking, not dancing? Our disabled supporters were incandescent at the end of the game as they'd missed the entire second half due to those dancing in front of them. The stewards did nothing about it. 

Oh Boy!  ?

The evil swines - perhaps we could teach them a lesson by not driving in the bus lane.....

It's also great that they've confirmed we'll be playing at Pride Park next season... ?

I watched Mud yesterday. 
It's not all that, didn't even do Tiger Feet. 

Playoffs. Easy. We’ve got form there. Piece of piss

That dad is just now waiting on the court summons for £45m when Boro fail to make the play offs. "Clearly had he not allowed his kid to invade the pitch, Boro would have made the play offs and thus are entitled to reparations of 1/4 of a promotion"
It's understood Gibson will settle for substantially less.

Just finished another good Harlan Coben one on Netflix: Safe

TBF, if I had a spare £20M,I'D buy the stadium, because it's worth allot more and there's a football club that'd like to rent it off me at a 5% yield under a full maintenance lease, until they're in a financial position to buy it off me. 
But I'd obviously have to check with a few nobbers in Bristol and Nottingham to make sure they're OK with that first.... 

Sidebottom’s bowling in that second innings was a big plus, fingers crossed he can stay fit. Definitely could do with Billy getting a decent score in the next game.
The week off should be spent practicing slip catches ? The only area that’s been disappointing so far..

That's me and the lads not going anymore then ?

You should list his bad points too for balance.

It was a lease property, She refused to pay her retention fee, A retention fee is what the leaving lease holder leaves money with their Solicitor in case of management fees going over budget, Fees returned if not gone over budget.
I had 2 choices, Insist they pay or take a risk myself and hope there is no over spend, I insisted they pay and If they choose not to it would put the sale in jeopardy, After 2 days of toing and froing from Solicitors they decided to leave the money with their solicitor.
2 days before exchange of contracts my Solicitor is sent a statement from the management company showing there is still £1,600.94 outstanding from their service charge after they had told me all existing debt had been cleared, My Solicitor advised I cancel exchange until this is agreed to be paid off on completion, I cancel exchange as if contracts are exchanged I'm left with the outstanding debt as I'll be the new lease holder, We were to exchange on the 22rd April and complete 25th April, the 22nd, 25th and 26th April Their Solicitor is trying to make contact with them with no luck.
This was in it's 17th week of the sale, I am now effing pi$$ed off, On the afternoon of the 26th I pulled out of the sale and my property sale, On the 27th I get a phone call from their estate agents asking how can "WE" save this, They were told there's no longer a chance of saving this and I bid him farewell.
I have had to replace furniture and other sundries at a cost of close on £2k, I am now waiting for the itemised legal bill from the solicitors circa £2.5k?‍♀️, This was my 1st foray into the lease market and last, I've decided to stay where I am?

I think she’d seen the photo of you on the beach @Mucker1884 ?