Hans Datdo-Dishes

Devastated to hear this news. Thoughts are with his family.

B4 was a breath of fresh air and I always enjoyed his posts. Some lovely words have been written, which I echo, but none more so than @Mucker1884 - outstanding!

RIP Daniel, a true Ram.

8 minutes ago, Andrew3000 said:

Well, my knowledge of him is a bit sketchy, but he's good at drawing defenders, his final ball is on point and could lead to a fountain of goals in our team, especially if you subscribe to the view that we are keeping didzy and our coaching staff have some useful tips.. The only blot on his copybook is flipping his lid occasionally. Good on pens and is sure to make his mark somewhere next season. I've never felt so sure about a signing.

Good knowledge, Andrew. All I know is that his nickname is 'His'.

23 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said:

I don't ink so. 

 

Did you read that in the paper mate?

Cracking win that! Madsen excellent again but so was Wood's knock.

4 minutes ago, admira said:

470.

Ashley Cole

1 hour ago, BramcoteRam84 said:

I’ve fled to Cardiff for a few days. Just can’t walk around with the shame. 

Left the missus at home then?

2 minutes ago, Kokosnuss said:

Nah. Whoever it was that Man City beat to get to that stage would have tried doubly hard and turned them over, knowing that they had the opportunity and honour to face off against the mighty rams in the next round.

The last 3?

12 minutes ago, B4ev6is said:

I heard today dizzy is due to sign his new contract when he gets back from holiday.

Closely followed by Scoop and Muck.

8 hours ago, Caerphilly Ram said:

To add some bite to the backline? 

To cap it all, I'm not at all enameled with these puns.

8 minutes ago, Van der MoodHoover said:

Was it anything to do with Knollsy? 

 

(oops, wrong thread.....🤣)

A few of the AZ fans called him a grass so he walloped a few of them. The second time the words were used in that context.

7 minutes ago, sage said:

My flipping eyes

Either your eyes or a bit of Saturday night ventriloquism.

2 minutes ago, sage said:

Will Hughes gull debut, starting RM and running the show.

I'd give my left testicle for him to come back for 2 or 3 seasons. 

Did he swoop in and have a few chips from the edge of the box?

2 hours ago, Steve How Hard? said:

 

He'd have your washing dried in no time.

30 minutes ago, Mick Harford said:

 

Aye, Cox ran on the pitch and demanded Shilts' shirt as a souvenir.

 

When looing back mind, it wasn't that great (and I say that as a Shilton worshipper)

 

 

I don't think it's that game. I think it was the one where Mark Wright scored in a 1:0 win. 88/89 season? 

I seem to recall Shilts having a few blinders. My memory's like a you know what, but I've got a vague recollection of away games at Newcastle and Southampton. 

9 hours ago, dog said:

I'll start

 

That bloke in Raiders of the lost ark who gets sliced up by a propeller 

Before or after the slicing?

23 hours ago, Kokosnuss said:

One of those really s*** TV actors who either has a role for life in a soap, or repeatedly gets roles in various shows doing nothing but play themselves.

Money for nothing.

 

And they get their chicks for free.

26 minutes ago, Poynton ram said:

Yakubu

Bless you.

3 hours ago, 21CSchizoidRam said:

is he on holiday with Andrew Ridgeley?

Could be, I think I heard he was staying at Club Tropicana. The drinks are free apparently.

25 minutes ago, sage said:

Nice to see Steve Cherry after all these years 

And Micky Quim.

7 minutes ago, Srg said:

Now this is a game I can get behind...

Who's likely to go where.

Fozzy - run of the mill, never one to be extravagant. Likely goes to see family and takes a stroll instead of a beach, he is Scottish afterall and his complexion can't cope.

Cashin - Seen the Inbetweeners film? Cash is at that hotel right now.

Didzy - Flambuoyant, bit of a maverick. Bali.

Jason Knight - Dublin. Back home.

James Collins - Great Yarmouth. Not what it once was, rough around the edges. Promises so much, but takes forever to get there.

Wildsmith - Costa Del Sol. Familiar and reliable when you give it a chance.

Haydon Roberts - China.

2 minutes ago, Keepyuppy said:

Of only we had plzyete who could actually cross a fevent ball and take a decent corner - our crossing is abysmal  N M-L, Sibley, Dobbin, even Bird ffs. 

Only Roberts and Barks can cross  ball - this is one of the reasons why we haven't scored enough goals !!

 

Were you watching 'Allo 'Allo when you typed the first part of the first sentence?

Is this his first dip into the squad?

20 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said:

 

Absolute quality post. One of the finest ever on here. 😂

That's the one... superb 😂

14 minutes ago, NorwichExile said:

I heard we were close to signing Ali Koiki from Northampton. Attacking left wingback, decent age and has impressed in league 2. Won't be rushing down to the bookies though.

I think @Rev should repeat his fine post from the last time we were linked with this fella. Something about giving penalties away 😂