MuespachRam

The demographic at football seems to have changed so much in recent years. The little rat terrier young horrible kid with 3 pints and a load of Columbia’s finest marching powder seems to have fully taken over
 they all probably all still live with their mums, so say something to them please. 
 
Billy sharp seems to be a genuine decent sort of guy, has had more heartbreak than any person ever should have to go through and deserves respect not moronic chanting from stupid brainless morons

I do that and I’m 21!

Made me laugh a lot more than I think It should have. 

1 - We are within FFP limits 
2 - I will continue to bankroll the company until a buyer is found 
3 - We are only going into administration because of Covid
4 - I am acting in the best interests of the company

Perhaps we could offer deals for different people?

A fiver for a Diver?
A tenner for a Tenor?
A pony for anyone called Tony?
A monkey for anyone who is chunky.
A grand for a Farmhand?
 
Not sure we should allow anyone in for a score, though!  ?
 
 

@DarkFruitsRam7 another one brother. 
thanks sir, it’s some of my better work. 

Its not the best post ever, but its  definatley in the top 1. 

Think its our 'fans' that lack class at times.
Fair play to him for sticking it to them.

Yeah I would have been screaming off off off if it was the other way round but the rules are so subjective now I don’t know what is what. I only have my very bias opinion.

Just started season 3 of Paul and Bob go fishing…. It is just so so so good. I can’t wait to retire and hang out with my loved ones like these 2 are doing. 
such a heart warming tv show. 

Watching Blondie on BBC4................phwoarrrrrrrrr, brought back all sorts of strange feelings. ?

It was definitely a red card. Stupid decision by Roos. 
 

Rooney just said allsopp is playing Wednesday. 

Pay off Keogh in 1 penny pieces and make him drive (oh sorry he cant) to the club every week to collect his next 1 pence.
Buy the stadium off Mel and sell it to my wife, then get her to sell it back to me, then sell it to my son, then back to me, then to me son, then get him to sell it to my wife, then back to me and keep doing this on and on and on live on TV in the car park at Boro in Steve Gibsons parking spot..
Put on a gig at Pride Park with Paul Heaton headlining it and the Wedding Present as support, give all the tickets away and get @Inverurie Ram to be the host of it all.
Send over a crate of Belgium beer to @Eddie, a pink kit to @B4ev6is and some koi carp to @David 
The rest I would just waste on stupid stuff.

Pay off Keogh in 1 penny pieces and make him drive (oh sorry he cant) to the club every week to collect his next 1 pence.
Buy the stadium off Mel and sell it to my wife, then get her to sell it back to me, then sell it to my son, then back to me, then to me son, then get him to sell it to my wife, then back to me and keep doing this on and on and on live on TV in the car park at Boro in Steve Gibsons parking spot..
Put on a gig at Pride Park with Paul Heaton headlining it and the Wedding Present as support, give all the tickets away and get @Inverurie Ram to be the host of it all.
Send over a crate of Belgium beer to @Eddie, a pink kit to @B4ev6is and some koi carp to @David 
The rest I would just waste on stupid stuff.

I pee in the shower at work almost every day…

Cheers, mate.

Pay off Keogh in 1 penny pieces and make him drive (oh sorry he cant) to the club every week to collect his next 1 pence.
Buy the stadium off Mel and sell it to my wife, then get her to sell it back to me, then sell it to my son, then back to me, then to me son, then get him to sell it to my wife, then back to me and keep doing this on and on and on live on TV in the car park at Boro in Steve Gibsons parking spot..
Put on a gig at Pride Park with Paul Heaton headlining it and the Wedding Present as support, give all the tickets away and get @Inverurie Ram to be the host of it all.
Send over a crate of Belgium beer to @Eddie, a pink kit to @B4ev6is and some koi carp to @David 
The rest I would just waste on stupid stuff.

Pay off Keogh in 1 penny pieces and make him drive (oh sorry he cant) to the club every week to collect his next 1 pence.
Buy the stadium off Mel and sell it to my wife, then get her to sell it back to me, then sell it to my son, then back to me, then to me son, then get him to sell it to my wife, then back to me and keep doing this on and on and on live on TV in the car park at Boro in Steve Gibsons parking spot..
Put on a gig at Pride Park with Paul Heaton headlining it and the Wedding Present as support, give all the tickets away and get @Inverurie Ram to be the host of it all.
Send over a crate of Belgium beer to @Eddie, a pink kit to @B4ev6is and some koi carp to @David 
The rest I would just waste on stupid stuff.

Pay off Keogh in 1 penny pieces and make him drive (oh sorry he cant) to the club every week to collect his next 1 pence.
Buy the stadium off Mel and sell it to my wife, then get her to sell it back to me, then sell it to my son, then back to me, then to me son, then get him to sell it to my wife, then back to me and keep doing this on and on and on live on TV in the car park at Boro in Steve Gibsons parking spot..
Put on a gig at Pride Park with Paul Heaton headlining it and the Wedding Present as support, give all the tickets away and get @Inverurie Ram to be the host of it all.
Send over a crate of Belgium beer to @Eddie, a pink kit to @B4ev6is and some koi carp to @David 
The rest I would just waste on stupid stuff.

Pay off Keogh in 1 penny pieces and make him drive (oh sorry he cant) to the club every week to collect his next 1 pence.
Buy the stadium off Mel and sell it to my wife, then get her to sell it back to me, then sell it to my son, then back to me, then to me son, then get him to sell it to my wife, then back to me and keep doing this on and on and on live on TV in the car park at Boro in Steve Gibsons parking spot..
Put on a gig at Pride Park with Paul Heaton headlining it and the Wedding Present as support, give all the tickets away and get @Inverurie Ram to be the host of it all.
Send over a crate of Belgium beer to @Eddie, a pink kit to @B4ev6is and some koi carp to @David 
The rest I would just waste on stupid stuff.

Got to be to Ruby surely lol
Rooney Rooney Rooney Rooney
Oh oh oh oh oh ohhhh
A do we do we do we do we..
Oh oh oh oh oh ohhhh
A love ya love ya love ya Rooney

Wow, you are so… young and hip. 

Here’s my quote of Wayne’s press conference!…………………brilliant instant reply.

TFTM (Thanks for that mate)
IMHO is... I believe... bi-lingual, as the aitch can also stand for "Honest" as well as "Humble".
I think that's right?  FIIK!