Bob The Badger Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 I just added my doctors into the speed dial on my phone. FML. What about you? Alph 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 I have several pairs of carpet slippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Having to constantly Google abbreviations and acronyms on an almost daily basis. For instance, just a few seconds ago, I had to Google "FML". I just read it, and thought WTF! ?♂️ Carl Sagan, wingfieldram, Alph and 1 other 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BucksRam Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Getting my COVID jabs before most of my mates. Wondering if I should get a 2nd pair of slippers now as my others are starting to wear out Groaning as I get up, sighing as I sit down. Bob The Badger and Miggins 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Nothing here for me.. i-Ram, MuespachRam and Mucker1884 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Using heated car seats for therapeutic reasons Mucker1884 and BucksRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Frequently saying 'Does this place smell of piss?' May Contain Nuts, Coneheadjohn, 1977 Ram Raider and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Not being able to put my socks on without the support of a chair or bed. Moaning about the 'music of today'. Thinking a porridge shortage is a major food crisis. Staring for too long at young women. Enjoying a short doze after a lunch even though I have loads of work to do. All of these things have happened to me today. If I kept a week's diary David would need to increase his server storage space. May Contain Nuts, Tamworthram, Carl Sagan and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Hair removal. I wish the hair on my head grew as fast as it does in my nose! Wolfie, Miggins and Tamworthram 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, Anag Ram said: Hair removal. I wish the hair on my head grew as fast as it does in my nose! Top tip. Rub snot on your head. Tamworthram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Waking up needing to go for a waz during the night, bloody nuisance that. Having conversations with people about the merits/downsides of different kinds of hearing aids. Thinking of getting an SUV because getting in and out of my current car is a pain in the arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 20 minutes ago, i-Ram said: Top tip. Rub snot on your head. Thanks. That’s worked a treat! May Contain Nuts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Going on holiday for a rest instead of lots of fun activities. buying clothes because they’re comfy not trendy. seeing funeral plan ads on tv and thinking you are their target audience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Taking blood pressure tablets grumbling about menus that say “jus” instead of gravy, remembering who Bill Curry was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 2 hours ago, i-Ram said: Not being able to put my socks on without the support of a chair or bed. Moaning about the 'music of today'. Thinking a porridge shortage is a major food crisis. Staring for too long at young women. Enjoying a short doze after a lunch even though I have loads of work to do. All of these things have happened to me today. If I kept a week's diary David would need to increase his server storage space. It's not the staring at the younger women that shows I'm aging. It's the realisation that the upper age range of the women I now stare at is getting older Rev and i-Ram 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 About ten years ago on a cold Friday night going to the pub I saw an attractive lady wearing a short skirt with a lovely pair of pins and my initial reaction was why is she dressed like that it’s Baltic, been downhill ever since. i-Ram, uttoxram75, Alph and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sufferingfool Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Uncontrolled Farting when bending over/walking/laughing/etc…on the plus side loss of sense of smell? Miggins, i-Ram, dabber and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 10 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: Having to constantly Google abbreviations and acronyms on an almost daily basis. For instance, just a few seconds ago, I had to Google "FML". I just read it, and thought WTF! ?♂️ ROFL Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 10 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: Having to constantly Google abbreviations and acronyms on an almost daily basis. For instance, just a few seconds ago, I had to Google "FML". I just read it, and thought WTF! ?♂️ Having a well earned drink after a particularly poor late shift I have now had to google FML myself. My life.......? Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Time has been kind to me, considering how i have lived my life, but of course there are some things i notice. Hair hair here there and everywhere except the top of my head, greatly reduced stamina and not much of a runner anymore, i used to fly and i still expect my body to obey, but it won't. Man boobs, big ones, i need a sports bra or something, they bounce when i jog, so that's my excuse for not jogging. Now some of my favorite music is the stuff my mother loves and i used to sneer at Miggins 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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