Turk Thrust

I went to the doctor and asked him if there was something he could give me for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.

We’ve had Derby City, now we’ve got Derby Country

I like reading this thread of the forum. I’m of an era when Les Jackson and Harold Rhodes reigned supreme and I watched Derbyshire then until I moved first to Brum and then to London where I am now. Lost my way a bit with the team but it’s good to catch up. Thanks.

I like reading this thread of the forum. I’m of an era when Les Jackson and Harold Rhodes reigned supreme and I watched Derbyshire then until I moved first to Brum and then to London where I am now. Lost my way a bit with the team but it’s good to catch up. Thanks.

Alpine team principal Otmar Szafnauer "Fernando said he had a proposal to continue driving with us next year, I told him to put it to Mike Krack, but fortunately he misunderstood me and had a constructive conversion with Mike Krack "
I know I'm childish but I'm not sure I'm ever going to not make a Mike Krack joke.

Hope he isn’t a Donkey ?

Alright Rams, Guiseley (who?) fan here in peace.
I came to the Oxford game on Saturday with my mate (Wolves fan). 
It was our first trip to Pride Park between us and usually we pick a random game every so often. So we ended up at your place.
We had a great time, your stadium is fantastic. Plenty of eateries around the ground too. The fans we were sat near were passionate and it was infectious. We were in the North Stand which was family orientated but it was nice to see so many youngsters getting behind the team.
The atmosphere was great, the bounce by the south stand was something I won't forget. Capped with a great goal to get the win aswell. 
Only downside being, we parked at the industrial park past the south stand and we didn't move for about an hour after the final whistle. But that didn't spoil a great day out. 
All the best for the season, will be looking out for your results and will likely come back later in the season too. 

Tom Cannon. Well son of a gun! Hope he’s got the right calibre.

Tom Cannon. Well son of a gun! Hope he’s got the right calibre.

Wow, Daktari. Used to love it. I remember learning from watching it that in Swahili, words that didn’t exist, they simply took the English word and “ Swahilised” it. So Office became Ofisi, and Doctor became Daktari. Just dragged that bit of info up from over 50 years ago but I can’t remember why I’ve just gone into the garage…..

Wow, Daktari. Used to love it. I remember learning from watching it that in Swahili, words that didn’t exist, they simply took the English word and “ Swahilised” it. So Office became Ofisi, and Doctor became Daktari. Just dragged that bit of info up from over 50 years ago but I can’t remember why I’ve just gone into the garage…..

Wow, Daktari. Used to love it. I remember learning from watching it that in Swahili, words that didn’t exist, they simply took the English word and “ Swahilised” it. So Office became Ofisi, and Doctor became Daktari. Just dragged that bit of info up from over 50 years ago but I can’t remember why I’ve just gone into the garage…..

Wow, Daktari. Used to love it. I remember learning from watching it that in Swahili, words that didn’t exist, they simply took the English word and “ Swahilised” it. So Office became Ofisi, and Doctor became Daktari. Just dragged that bit of info up from over 50 years ago but I can’t remember why I’ve just gone into the garage…..

Er, no. Overthinking is not allowed

Ah a common mistake. The actual phrase is “the love of money is the root of all evil”. Gives it a slightly different meaning ?

Ah a common mistake. The actual phrase is “the love of money is the root of all evil”. Gives it a slightly different meaning ?

Why oh why do cafes and restaurants insist on serving cakes/sandwiches etc on top of the napkin on the plate? ? 

Why oh why do cafes and restaurants insist on serving cakes/sandwiches etc on top of the napkin on the plate? ? 

Aaarrgghh! You’ve just reminded me of the first name I put down on the team sheet for my all-time worst DCFC team!!Just before teatime as well!

A 1924 entry in Evelyn Waugh's diary states that an English High Court judge, presiding in a sodomy case, sought advice on sentencing from the Lord Chancellor,  Lord Birkenhead. "Could you tell me," he asked, "what do you think one ought to give a man who allows himself to be buggered?" Birkenhead replied without hesitation, "Oh, thirty shillings or two pounds; whatever you happen to have on you."

Which name does you prefer? Oh dear me. Yes he’ll fit right in with the supporters

I went to the doctor and asked him if there was something he could give me for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.

I might suggest that he chooses "Lingam" - it'll suit him and I'd love to see thousands of Forest fans with a word on their backs that describes them perfectly. 

That’s what I like to see on the forum…style and class

Blobby, perhaps? 
He was found Bobbin.