Gee SCREAMER !!

this Joe Worrall?

Where TF are Pompous Pirate and Red Spawn? I'm guessing they spent last night cupping one another's balls and crying gently as they tried to console each other.
Ah well, when they do finally sprout a pair again and return to these boards, be nice to them please chaps. Spending a 1/4 of a £billion only to find you're even s****** than before is not a pleasant experience and they deserve our sincerest sympathy.
#crying
#threepointsfromoblivion
#uptheirons

Maybe some of his 16 bathrooms will have to go without sustainable bog roll for a bit ??‍♂️

You'd be concerned if your overall spend for the year is hitting around 250 million for players and wages and the clamour is to bring in Yates, Colback and Surridge to make it better.  At least they've finally realised that there cult hero Worrall is feckin useless. 

You'd be concerned if your overall spend for the year is hitting around 250 million for players and wages and the clamour is to bring in Yates, Colback and Surridge to make it better.  At least they've finally realised that there cult hero Worrall is feckin useless. 

I look forward to his 10 part Netflix series and book whinging about it. 
Glad he's got his 450k a year trust fund to help out from taxpayers money his mum stashed away and that 8 million quid (next payment) in 18 months from the trust fund the Queen set up for him.  ( he gets most of that trust to compensate him for being a spare by the way, not sure he's mentioned that).   Somehow, I hope he gets through for a few months. Will be tough.

I heard your grounds full of 23 yr old students paying more for a pre match pint than the cost of a ticket to get in. 

They've already got Micah Richards doing a great rendition of a totally incoherent squeaking sweep, so why not. 

Nowhere near as bad as that Cardiff match that was called off.  Still got a photo of the bloke they sent outside to check the pavements for safety

They've already got Micah Richards doing a great rendition of a totally incoherent squeaking sweep, so why not. 

Nowhere near as bad as that Cardiff match that was called off.  Still got a photo of the bloke they sent outside to check the pavements for safety

Perhaps he's got snakes under there like a modern day Medusa.  He could have a face off with Cooper to see who turns to stone quickest for the Brian Clough trophy.

Him at Ainsworth at Wycombe attacking each other like rutting stags for promotion.  Let's face it, the last time they got promoted was less dubious before they accused us of cheating them. Piss taking t****.

sounds a treat.  
He had previously been cautioned for criminal damage and battery and in May 2022, was jailed for 12 weeks for racially-aggravated harassment and stalking.
None of the above enough for deportation then 

Filthy player Douglas. Studs up .  Had another broken leg and shattered ankle to his credit that season.  Had another one in midfield Hyam who was equally filthy.

You’re not though are you, you’re on here first thing in the morning. That’s just weird.

But who's sister too choose.

But who's sister too choose.

Correct.  Having shelled out 22 million for the stadium  - I assume that includes another 2 million in Gibson perm relaxant the previous gobshite reckoned he was paying, 3 million in admin fees,  probably 3-4 million in additional loans,  3 million for some geezer who wants to stay on permanent holiday in Digbeth and 2.5 million for some geezer who now plays for a team in America that didn't exist 5 years ago  plus probably 8 million to creditors, there won' be any miraculous spending in another 15 months.  More trade and spend what you bring in  with a few loan fees for the season maybe.  Promotion may change that a bit as the increase in income would be substantial. 

Even better he stated in an interview he did with Archie Gemmill for the Telegraph in about 2003, that he could never live in Nottingham as the whole place is full of spivs.  Hilarious.

I do remember Darius Vassell almost losing a toe by trying to drain a blood blister under his nail with a Black and Decker hand drill.  That one has stuck with me.

Correct.  Having shelled out 22 million for the stadium  - I assume that includes another 2 million in Gibson perm relaxant the previous gobshite reckoned he was paying, 3 million in admin fees,  probably 3-4 million in additional loans,  3 million for some geezer who wants to stay on permanent holiday in Digbeth and 2.5 million for some geezer who now plays for a team in America that didn't exist 5 years ago  plus probably 8 million to creditors, there won' be any miraculous spending in another 15 months.  More trade and spend what you bring in  with a few loan fees for the season maybe.  Promotion may change that a bit as the increase in income would be substantial. 

If they'd let us retain Jagielka.
Lawrence hadn't spat his dummy out against Peterborough.
Reading weren't signing 3 players under embargo.
We'd have stayed up.