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People calling cocu “PC”.... giving me clement flashbacks

People calling cocu “PC”.... giving me clement flashbacks

When the person in front of you in the chippy queue goes,6 fish,6 large chips,3 currys,one large peas,a large battered sausage a fish cake butty please.
Is that everything?
Just tell me again what I've ordered please??
You've ordered everything you selfish cow?

Lampards gonna have a real fun time with those fans

Me and the missus were happy for 20 years... and then we met.

Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my
feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser!

Mine once caught a bat, opened my door and in came batcat with his prized possesion. duck knows where he caught that ducker

When I was young I wanted to be a Doctor
One of the tests was:
Rearrange these letters to name a part of the body with which you stand erect: PNISE
Those who wrote SPINE are now Doctors, the others swap jokes on dcfcfans.co.uk

What you on about, Carson’s so well trained you don’t have to tell him to stay, he never comes for anything?

What you on about, Carson’s so well trained you don’t have to tell him to stay, he never comes for anything?

You can have that one on the basis it made me LOL on a gloomy day ?

What you on about, Carson’s so well trained you don’t have to tell him to stay, he never comes for anything?

Ben Osborn 

Ben Osborn 

Ben Osborn 

So this is it boys and girls. This is it until June. 
It's been a brilliant last few months with the Rams absolutely ****housing the league. The away days have been fantastic and I'll miss making the drunken match reports.
However, my future career has to come first. Hopefully by getting banned on here, I can fully knuckle down and focus on my revision, as I have very big plans for the future. Have to go out and smash it now.
Thank you @coneheadjohn for being my forum father and for all the brilliant support you've given me, all the best for you and Joel in the future. Thank you @angieram for being my forum mother and the most professional away day poster on the forum. Thank you @Parsnip, @reveldevil, @Boycie and many more for making this place funny as ****. Thank you @Steve How Hard? for liking all of my posts.
All that's left now is to say that @David is a bald **** who can **** off for setting up this fantastic forum. I think that deserves a ban taking effect from 10pm tonight until 20 June, don't you?
Mark my words, when I'm back we'll be a Premier League club. Hopefully I'll be with you on that journey home and away.
Up the ******* Rams.

Will be there myself in a couple of weeks, preparing for quite the emotional day... truly breaks you to think what happened there

Just searched mine... and I feel android is a pile of s****

http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/teams/sheffield-united/11007017/russells-calamitous-own-goal

Never going to happen  

I recently played through the game again after not playing for awhile. I forgot how funny and cleaver some of the writing was.  

I'm dying for a KOTOR 3 

Blimey your garden has come on since the last picture you posted. Nice job.