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Stive Pesley reacted to Bwash_Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Harry Redknapp is reportedly earning £500,000 for his appearance on I’m A Celebrity
which after tax works out as £500,000
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Stive Pesley got a reaction from sage in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I once had a one night stand at the Helsinki Airport Hotel with an Air-hostess.
The next morning I woke up, rolled over to give her a bit more Stivey-love but she had disappeared into Finnair
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Stive Pesley reacted to GboroRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
My grief counsellor died last night, but he was so good I don't give a crap.
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Stive Pesley reacted to Anag Ram in The Wedding Present
Young Fathers was cancelled but Hen he and co were superb on the Thekla (gig on a boat)..
Even did Interstate 5.
Every time I book I wonder if I've seen them too many times yet when they start I know I was right to go.
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Stive Pesley got a reaction from The_Sheriff in Pets
It's that time of year again..anyone else have issues with pets and Christmas decorations?
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Stive Pesley got a reaction from sheeponacid in Pets
It's that time of year again..anyone else have issues with pets and Christmas decorations?
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Stive Pesley got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in Pets
It's that time of year again..anyone else have issues with pets and Christmas decorations?
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Stive Pesley got a reaction from Coneheadjohn in Pets
It's that time of year again..anyone else have issues with pets and Christmas decorations?
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Stive Pesley reacted to Day in Apple
Saved myself a punch in the face, thanks!
BREAKING NEWS: Company asking employees to sell their products and not buy rival devices shocker! ?
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Stive Pesley reacted to Bigfella in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I wanted to marry my old English teacher when she came out of prison but I’m told you can’t end a sentence with a proposition
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Stive Pesley got a reaction from ronnieronalde in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Absolutely - plus add to that, we don't seem to value the right professions
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/the-30-best-and-worst-paid-jobs-in-the-uk-a6740731.html
Seriously - both Marketing/Sales Directors and Advertising/PR Directors are better paid than Doctors?!!
FFS - one of these professions could save your life!!
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Stive Pesley reacted to Mucker1884 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Well I first heard that back in '68... 13 years before I was even old enough to enter a pub, and I can assure you, it worked as well back then as anytime (or place) since.
It's the Martini of the joke world... any time, any place!
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Stive Pesley got a reaction from McRainy in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
This one works well better the pub when you've been drinking
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To go and see the idiot
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The Chicken
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Stive Pesley got a reaction from Comrade 86 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Frank Carson wants his joke book back ?
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Stive Pesley reacted to FindernRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I thought it was Les Dawson--Both great comics-unlike me.
This is true though:
There was a commissionaire at work, renowned for being seriously miserable. As he was the first face customers saw this was not good. Now some of us had been on an interpersonal skills course (reminds me why I like being retired). This came up with a theory that if you smiled at someone they wold be happy and a ripple effect would occur.
Well every day we smiled and said something nice to him. Best we ever got was a grunt or "wheres your pass?" One day it was frosty and I slipped base over apex on the step. Papers everywhere. B*****d smiled then.
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Stive Pesley reacted to Gritstone Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
A woman goes to the doctor and said I’ve been taking steroids and I’ve grown a rooster.
Anabolic? Asked the doctor.
No just a rooster.
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Stive Pesley reacted to AmericanRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I've been subscribing to Orthopaedics Monthly for 15 years now.
I've got lots of back issues.
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Stive Pesley got a reaction from Norman in Pets
Seems like a good place to post it, but someone just reminded me that it's SEVEN years since the Fenton video
19 million views later (they weren't all me) and it still makes me laugh every time. Anyone else had a pet done some thing REALLY stupid?
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Stive Pesley got a reaction from Wolfie20 in Pets
Seems like a good place to post it, but someone just reminded me that it's SEVEN years since the Fenton video
19 million views later (they weren't all me) and it still makes me laugh every time. Anyone else had a pet done some thing REALLY stupid?
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Stive Pesley got a reaction from Sasha in Pets
Seems like a good place to post it, but someone just reminded me that it's SEVEN years since the Fenton video
19 million views later (they weren't all me) and it still makes me laugh every time. Anyone else had a pet done some thing REALLY stupid?
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Stive Pesley got a reaction from Mostyn6 in Pets
Seems like a good place to post it, but someone just reminded me that it's SEVEN years since the Fenton video
19 million views later (they weren't all me) and it still makes me laugh every time. Anyone else had a pet done some thing REALLY stupid?
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Stive Pesley got a reaction from DarkFruitsRam7 in Pets
Seems like a good place to post it, but someone just reminded me that it's SEVEN years since the Fenton video
19 million views later (they weren't all me) and it still makes me laugh every time. Anyone else had a pet done some thing REALLY stupid?
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Stive Pesley got a reaction from rynny in Pets
Seems like a good place to post it, but someone just reminded me that it's SEVEN years since the Fenton video
19 million views later (they weren't all me) and it still makes me laugh every time. Anyone else had a pet done some thing REALLY stupid?
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Stive Pesley reacted to sage in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I jumped into a London cab and said 'Waterloo please'
He said 'the Station?'
I replied 'Well I'm a bit fooking late for the battle'
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Stive Pesley got a reaction from sage in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I see Suggs has come out in support of the Remain campaign's People's Vote
It's political madness gone correct