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We joke about popping out for milk but my friend’s stepdad gave this excuse twenty years ago and never came back. Probably still wandering round wondering what happened to the baseball ground 😂

He doesn’t get many goals but the player I would like to see, in similar circumstances is Cashin.
I think he deserves it and would enjoy it.

Are we still on chewing gum, or @sage's Uncle Derek's spitting snake?  

Are we still on chewing gum, or @sage's Uncle Derek's spitting snake?  

Are we still on chewing gum, or @sage's Uncle Derek's spitting snake?  

That would have more respect had you said "He needs time" or "Hope he improves".
To come out with a "Get shot" kind of negates any present underlining of your point.  🙄

Are we still on chewing gum, or @sage's Uncle Derek's spitting snake?  

Are we still on chewing gum, or @sage's Uncle Derek's spitting snake?  

Are we still on chewing gum, or @sage's Uncle Derek's spitting snake?  

What is a flag? Does he mean flange? 😂

What kind of spelling is that 😉

Once on a holiday to Whitby me and my dad managed to get my little sister believing the heather on the north york moores was "yorkshire tea".
 

70 years is quite a long time in my book.

Not personally no.
 
... But if I had, I'd be hell bent on ensuring I discussed it in the 2024 holiday thread.  
 
 
 
 
 
...AAAAAAAAAND... RELAX!

 

That Uncle Derek had a pet snake that spat at you if you stroked it too much.
 

I just boil it back down to the fact that we'd much rather be in our position than Bolton's or Peterborough's.
We know for a fact that 4 wins from here and we're up regardless of anything they do.
We also have softer fixtures on paper than either of them, with Bolton having Pompey & Peterborough, and Peterborough having Bolton to play and 7 games 21 days.
We'd have gladly taken this position at most points of the season if offered.
C'mon Derby, final push.
 

Voted for Cashin in both categories.

I think we'd be entering into rallying cry territory as we head into the final four games. He'd be bloody loving it.

Over here in pedants' corner, we were asking ourselves the same question.

Muckerette was in her 20's before she found out that actually yes, spiders will leave a cold hard wall for nice soft warm bedding.  Her dad was fibbing all along!  (Missing you already, old man xxx)
Fairly common one I think... we told our lads that the ice cream chimes meant that he'd sold out!  Not sure how long that fib survived, but it was fun whilst it lasted... and saved us a few quid!  😁

That superior goal difference disappeared quicker than my pay packet!

No one was nutty enough to tell me this, but when I was around five I became convinced that if a car would run over my foot, it wouldn't hurt a bit.  I decided to test my theory at a nearby busy road.  I stood on the edge of the sidewalk and when I spotted a car driving close to the road's edge I quickly stuck my foot out, but much to my irritation, the drivers always swerved away at the last second.  This time I would succeed though, for a big wide lorry truck was coming, yet just before I was able to shoot my foot out some fellow who had observed me yanked me backwards, yelling, what the hell are you doing you crazy kid. 
I learned from that episode that adults can be really annoying.

With a 1 point + 2 goal advantage, were ok to blink, just so long as we don't nod off!  

Muckerette was in her 20's before she found out that actually yes, spiders will leave a cold hard wall for nice soft warm bedding.  Her dad was fibbing all along!  (Missing you already, old man xxx)
Fairly common one I think... we told our lads that the ice cream chimes meant that he'd sold out!  Not sure how long that fib survived, but it was fun whilst it lasted... and saved us a few quid!  😁