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Would have been helpful if there was some sort of announcement, not everyone in the crowd (me included if I'm honest) would have been aware.

I'm a big fan of Que sera, sera myself, and not so much for predictions... but this is starting to get pretty exciting!  🤪
Just one round at a time will do for me...
Shock draw for Burton at Pompey, and an Oxford win at Bolton.
Wins for us and Barnsley... and a Posh win over Stevenage tomorrow.
that leaves it looking like this after tomorrow night...
Pompey  78
Derby  75
Posh  71 with a game in hand
Bolton  71
Barnsley  70 with a game in hand
Oxford  63
Stevenage  61 with a game in hand
 
... and a potential top spot at the weekend... but that's far too far in the future for me!
🐏

Well, I'm buzzing, and I think I've got my mojo back after a bit of a mid-winter downer.
I see a handsome and comfortable win, and shouts of "I don't know what we were so nervous about".
I skipped home from the last home game.  I'm gonna bloody well skip TO this one.  You just see if I don't. 
 
Come on, you big, fat, virile, wooley, behorned Rams!
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Well, I'm buzzing, and I think I've got my mojo back after a bit of a mid-winter downer.
I see a handsome and comfortable win, and shouts of "I don't know what we were so nervous about".
I skipped home from the last home game.  I'm gonna bloody well skip TO this one.  You just see if I don't. 
 
Come on, you big, fat, virile, wooley, behorned Rams!
🐏

Well, I'm buzzing, and I think I've got my mojo back after a bit of a mid-winter downer.
I see a handsome and comfortable win, and shouts of "I don't know what we were so nervous about".
I skipped home from the last home game.  I'm gonna bloody well skip TO this one.  You just see if I don't. 
 
Come on, you big, fat, virile, wooley, behorned Rams!
🐏

Still overexcited from the song for tonight thread eh? 

Don't you have toilets in your house? 😉

👀

I don't feel I should divulge my private and personal feeling towards "The young handsome Eiran", as it's a tad inappropriate for such a family orientated public forum, but I cannot deny I am finding the last couple of posts "Somewhat erotic".
 

Bit harsh mate.  (If you don't mind me saying!)
We all got up to stuff in the past, but that don't make it right/acceptable/civilised/considerate.
It's all well and good if everyone involved is up for it. 
But if said flying seats/coins/phlegm/rotten tomatoes etc rained down on 86 year old @oldfogeyram, and his 9 year old great grandson @you'veneverlivedsonram, they'd have every right to be a bit miffed, when all they did was to come out to enjoy the footy together before the former pops his Dutch footwear!
How would you react if someone shoved a banger (firework) in yer airbrick this evening? 
Or you had an egg smashed all over your brand spanking new Cortina windscreen when you come out for work tomorrow?
How about the fire brigade banging on your door at 11pm tonight, because "We've received a 999 call..."?
All jolly japes bitd.  None of them are life-threatening of course*, but they're still not what we want in this day and age, eh?
I doubt anyone expects sanitised conditions/behaviour/language at the match, but there has to be limits, and going back 4-5 decades is no way to move forwards!
 
Yours sincerely 
Nancy.
NEC Massiv.
 
 
*The Fire brigade may well argue that!  Fair enough!
 
 

His name is Eirin Cashin
He’s really rather smashing
If Mucker gets within 100 yards 
The blue lights will come flashing.

Erin cashins massive , he s hung like steptoe s horse 
he flashes it at training and never feels remorse
he goes up for our corners and never fails to score
And when’s he runs the channels it’s dragging on the floor
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
erin cash,,,,,,,,,,..,.

Eiran Cashin well hung, he's got a massive knob
He wears very tight trousers, so you can see his knob
He went out with Ulrika, she said "what a massive wang"
And he plays for Derby, have I mentioned his massive wang?

I know he is not everyone’s cup of tea but I really like him and I like him being manager of derby 🤷🏻‍♂️

…..or take a Jetpack like Warne.
Paul Warne’s Derby County are flying high. Enjoy the ride. 🖤 🤍 🐏
 

Fonzie posted
Might calm down when the bird brings a pizza back from work toneet
Jordym93...replied
Bird…….y’a mean mrs palm and her 5 daughters?
Barnsley humour is alive and kicking...

Not only can I check, but check I have!  😁
Turns out, it was the M6 x 12 that I used... just how utterly interesting is that!  How many of you guessed correctly?   🤪
The rest of that list remains available for the OP... should they still have the need.
 
For reference, I am at the game tonight, and I suppose I could hand them over prior to the game... but I care to imagine that a two foot long plastic bag tube thing, sealed to individual pouches each containing said steel bolts... with accompanying steel washers... could possibly be construed as "The most lethal weapon taken inside a UK football stadium since @ossieram was a lad"! 👀
So that's possibly a really, really silly idea!  🤣
Over to you, @McMuffin... But thanks for the excitement, however this turns out.  🍻

Bit harsh mate.  (If you don't mind me saying!)
We all got up to stuff in the past, but that don't make it right/acceptable/civilised/considerate.
It's all well and good if everyone involved is up for it. 
But if said flying seats/coins/phlegm/rotten tomatoes etc rained down on 86 year old @oldfogeyram, and his 9 year old great grandson @you'veneverlivedsonram, they'd have every right to be a bit miffed, when all they did was to come out to enjoy the footy together before the former pops his Dutch footwear!
How would you react if someone shoved a banger (firework) in yer airbrick this evening? 
Or you had an egg smashed all over your brand spanking new Cortina windscreen when you come out for work tomorrow?
How about the fire brigade banging on your door at 11pm tonight, because "We've received a 999 call..."?
All jolly japes bitd.  None of them are life-threatening of course*, but they're still not what we want in this day and age, eh?
I doubt anyone expects sanitised conditions/behaviour/language at the match, but there has to be limits, and going back 4-5 decades is no way to move forwards!
 
Yours sincerely 
Nancy.
NEC Massiv.
 
 
*The Fire brigade may well argue that!  Fair enough!
 
 

Bit harsh mate.  (If you don't mind me saying!)
We all got up to stuff in the past, but that don't make it right/acceptable/civilised/considerate.
It's all well and good if everyone involved is up for it. 
But if said flying seats/coins/phlegm/rotten tomatoes etc rained down on 86 year old @oldfogeyram, and his 9 year old great grandson @you'veneverlivedsonram, they'd have every right to be a bit miffed, when all they did was to come out to enjoy the footy together before the former pops his Dutch footwear!
How would you react if someone shoved a banger (firework) in yer airbrick this evening? 
Or you had an egg smashed all over your brand spanking new Cortina windscreen when you come out for work tomorrow?
How about the fire brigade banging on your door at 11pm tonight, because "We've received a 999 call..."?
All jolly japes bitd.  None of them are life-threatening of course*, but they're still not what we want in this day and age, eh?
I doubt anyone expects sanitised conditions/behaviour/language at the match, but there has to be limits, and going back 4-5 decades is no way to move forwards!
 
Yours sincerely 
Nancy.
NEC Massiv.
 
 
*The Fire brigade may well argue that!  Fair enough!
 
 

It maybe a bit harsh, but I get sick and tired of reading posts criticising our fans and asking for arrests or bans from people who have either never done anything wrong or are hypocrites.
I often read or hear people going on about the lack of atmosphere or comparing it to the intimidating atmosphere at the Baseball Ground,  yet they expect the people creating that atmosphere to be choirboys and not the lads who have been in the pub for a few hours who are the ones who really get the singing going.
I'm in D block and have dodged broken seats and bottles and am in no way calling for a return to the old days and have no problem with people being punished for breaking and throwing seats,  but it seems like we have some oversensitive souls who want people banned for bad language and not behaving in a proper manner.

What I can say is that I have found the following rule to be true when it comes to DIY
 
Before using "No More Nails" to affix something - ask yourself "is this a job that I would normally use nails for?"
 

"Mounting a tele"
Ooo that's a hard one 

If you're drilling into plasterboard the best thing you can buy is a stud finder (which should keep the punmeisters amused for at least two pages). If you don't you're at risk of the whole thing ending up on the floor. If you're drilling into Victorian brick you need about three hours, five drills and about six cans of Lucozade to keep you going.

Did you not read it?  It's Chesterfield innit.  No shocker!  🙄

I feel there's some vital information missing from this post.