Mucker1884

3 reasons to compare a good wife to a little toe...
 
1/  They're cute
2/  They provide much needed balance
3/  You never truly appreciate them being around... until you bang them on the coffee table late at night.
 
 
 

Does it affect typing, does anyone know?
 

OMG Can’t believe we missed out on this lump we were definitely 100% linked with this summer. 

If Burton wasn’t that bad, you wouldn’t have flown half way round the world to get away. 

3 reasons to compare a good wife to a little toe...
 
1/  They're cute
2/  They provide much needed balance
3/  You never truly appreciate them being around... until you bang them on the coffee table late at night.
 
 
 

3 reasons to compare a good wife to a little toe...
 
1/  They're cute
2/  They provide much needed balance
3/  You never truly appreciate them being around... until you bang them on the coffee table late at night.
 
 
 

3 reasons to compare a good wife to a little toe...
 
1/  They're cute
2/  They provide much needed balance
3/  You never truly appreciate them being around... until you bang them on the coffee table late at night.
 
 
 

3 reasons to compare a good wife to a little toe...
 
1/  They're cute
2/  They provide much needed balance
3/  You never truly appreciate them being around... until you bang them on the coffee table late at night.
 
 
 

3 reasons to compare a good wife to a little toe...
 
1/  They're cute
2/  They provide much needed balance
3/  You never truly appreciate them being around... until you bang them on the coffee table late at night.
 
 
 

I can’t see it being any of them tbh. One of them is dead to start with and the others are too old.

I'd give it to the 3rd choice keeper, just for the reactions on here.

Worst superhero ever.

Only had the one go... at Skeggy about 30 years ago... but it was most enjoyable, (and I managed to beat Muckerette!) and in hindsight, I'm quite surprised I haven't had another go (thus far).
As @i-Ram says, I'd agree there's nothing not to like.  Requires more skill than may be visually evident to some, (ditto golf!) and it appears to be mostly played in convivial surroundings (ditto golf).
 
It appears you now have the opportunity, with the added bonus of expert tuition!  You'd be daft not to at least give it a try, imo.
#nowt to lose*
(*that's for you, @Day)

I've been playing golf and misjudging the pace of greens, with an unweighted but balanced ball for 20 years now! I dread how much it will wreck my head trying to do it with a bowling ball!
 

3 reasons to compare a good wife to a little toe...
 
1/  They're cute
2/  They provide much needed balance
3/  You never truly appreciate them being around... until you bang them on the coffee table late at night.
 
 
 

I think it perfectly acceptable for taxi drivers to change lanes and/or pull in to the kerb without prior hint nor indication.  It's also okay for them to completely block a narrow street (oft with parked cars either side) for 3 or 4 minutes, whilst they wait for their passenger to leave the house and lock up.
They have a hard enough job as it is!
 
#guesshowoldIam

So I hear the new James Bond is out.  All PC as expected. 🙄
Starts off as man, but by the end, "They" identify as a woman!  FFS, Whatever next! 🤐
Anyway... Cocktopussy is out 1st June... 

No.  Nobody has mentioned it, not even in passing.  When was this?  Is there anything on the internet about it?  🤷‍♂️

Either we are really not controversial as a fan base or the mods have been busy
 

I think it perfectly acceptable for taxi drivers to change lanes and/or pull in to the kerb without prior hint nor indication.  It's also okay for them to completely block a narrow street (oft with parked cars either side) for 3 or 4 minutes, whilst they wait for their passenger to leave the house and lock up.
They have a hard enough job as it is!
 
#guesshowoldIam

Derby County mentioned more times than Norwich, ha.