Half Fan Half Biscuit

Outstanding confirmation statements were filed yesterday. 
 
It could be that directors have an agreement with Co House that they can’t file accounts till dispute with EFL is sorted. 

The good old 2-3-5 formation. 

Pretty straightforward really, just not sure about the sentiment . . .
 
Why do you build me up 
(Build me up) 
Derby County 
Just to let me down 
(Let me down) 
And mess me around 
And then worst of all 
(Worst of all) 
You never win, Derby 
When you’re One - Nil up 
(One - Nil up) 
But I love you still 
I need you 
(I need you) 
More than anyone, Derby
You know that I have from the start 
So build me up 
(Build me up) 
Derby, don't break my heart 

It isn't Mozart. It's a song that 3000 Herberts will sing half drunk. 

It does if you sing Derby as Da-arby instead of Buttercup.
But surely the problem with it as a club song is it's about being let down. 
It's a bit like Michael Buble's "It's a beautiful day" - it's beautiful 'cos he's just broken up with his partner!

So putting them all together, I think we're onto something: 
 
He's Polish
He's Polish
He's Polish
And he likes his sausage
Kielbasa
And tortilla.
He washes it down with jager
Jurajska
And Tyskie
And he's still happy to be a member of an all-embracing eco-political organisation covering 27 otherwise autonomous nations in Europe who can still actually find a bloody aubergine on the supermarket shelves when they want one.
 
Whoah whoah etc etc 

WHAT?!?!?
But he's terrible! I've seen many anonymous people on this forum say it so it must be true
What the hell is it with these 'professional international coaches' thinking they can just pick a player? Eh? Why don't they check in with people on this forum who obviously know how terrible he is?

But how the hell was that not fouling the Arsenal goalkeeper?

You can say that again

You can say that again

@Bald Eagle's Barmy Army! I normally enjoy reading your posts but I have to disagree with this one! The song is childish but it is also very unkind, thoughtless and potentially distressing to the family. I'm sure that Colleen has got used to this kind of abuse, but I still don't like songs like this to be thought of as acceptable. I know that David Beckham has had to put up with the most vulgar and derogatory comments about his wife and no one should have to listen to those kind of vile chants. I'm posting because silence gives assent and I want to register my objection. Just don't make these songs so vile and personal. Aim them at the club generally and not at individuals especially when it involves wives and children.

How do you know he shaves all over?

How do you know he shaves all over?

How do you know he shaves all over?

Jags and Curtis 1st priorities for me. 

How do you know he shaves all over?

Has anyone actually tried turning the club off leaving if for 10 seconds and then turn it back on again?
 

Based on the shooting efforts of the forwards on the pitch yesterday you’d think they were apprentices, so I think National Minimum Wage would be about right. 

Based on the shooting efforts of the forwards on the pitch yesterday you’d think they were apprentices, so I think National Minimum Wage would be about right. 

Actually, if a footballer was given the choice between working on a building site, or playing football - for the same wages - I on think that they'd nearly all choose football.
But, £0.5m is not peanuts!
I am not suggesting that they work on the national minimum age - or even a typical salary. 
I am just saying that if the reason that we cannot sign players id because they will not play for as "little" as £0.5m per year, then we should not sign them.

Was this new training kit ordered by Philip Cocu before he left?

Once had a boss who was very proud of not taking a day off work even when was sneezing all over the office.
Seemed surprised when we all went down with flu.

Once had a boss who was very proud of not taking a day off work even when was sneezing all over the office.
Seemed surprised when we all went down with flu.

Once had a boss who was very proud of not taking a day off work even when was sneezing all over the office.
Seemed surprised when we all went down with flu.

Once had a boss who was very proud of not taking a day off work even when was sneezing all over the office.
Seemed surprised when we all went down with flu.