Dartmouth Ram

I would feel a lot better about our ability to score goals if we had a May or Smith in the squad.
Both proven goalscorers at this level.

Yeah, he will make a lovely ornament in the treatment room. 

I wonder what sort of reception he will get at Pride Park 🤣

Assist on his debut tonight. Noticed he was named in the the line up as "Nathaniel Mendez". Getting serious Ben Bereton Diaz vibes there 👀

I am absolutely shtting myself. Without Ruben Rodrigues, we pretty much have no club left. This is worse than where we were last June. At least then, we still had hope we could be saved. Rubes has joined Oxford, he won't be coming to us. Game over.

The meltdown when he signs somewhere else will be biblical 

I want to date someone who looks at me same way as Marshall looks at Bonis. 

Even the mearest suggestion that he may join us has upped his profile and got him a call up - the mighty Rams....

Love a bit of flair 

he’s free, single and ready to mingle?

Looks like he has been provisionally called up;
 

I enjoy reading this sort of thing so thanks!
With respect i want to to challenge for autos this squad would struggle to hit play offs

Here's my two penneth's worth...

Dear lord, please dont say were still giving oxygen to the sort of relentless drivel served up by Alan Nixon....hasnt he been put out to pasture yet? From the same era of transfer windows as 'arry leaning out of a car window......
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You do realise that was a shirt we wore in 1989 right?
 

I’d like something as a bit of a homage to the old Patrick kit - brilliant kit that was.

Still got my one of these. Can't bring myself to part with it, unlike many of the subsequent kits.

Cant see anyone willing to pay him them wages, so he’s going to have to take a cut this summer as he’s not signing a new deal at Newcastle,