uttoxram75 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 We'll win the Cup one day son....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 8 hours ago, mozza said: 'it'll fall off' , She told YOU that anorl did she Bruv?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Luke, I am your father... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 It will make you blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 29 minutes ago, King Kevin said: It will make you blind. I vividly remember my mum telling me at about the age of 6 that if i didn't stop playing with it then it would fall off. And I believed her for a couple of miserable years The worst lie I ever told my eldest when he was little was that Soreen fruit loaf was chocolate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 16 minutes ago, StivePesley said: I vividly remember my mum telling me at about the age of 6 that if i didn't stop playing with it then it would fall off. And I believed her for a couple of miserable years The worst lie I ever told my eldest when he was little was that Soreen fruit loaf was chocolate You monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 I love you all the same.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Chester40 said: I love you all the same.. Oooh, dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Just now, WhiteHorseRam said: Oooh, dark. Not too dark.. I usually just whisper to one 'but you're my favourite' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Told my lad that if he stayed in the bath after the plug was pulled out,you end up in France. Then convinced him that France was under a large boulder in a pool in a nearby field. Also told him that bees make honey but wasps made jam.....that one lasted years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, Chester40 said: Not too dark.. I usually just whisper to one 'but you're my favourite' Is it reflected in the will? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 I can't think of one I've told mine but when I was younger, my Dad told me never to press the button on the end of the handbrake as it's the ejector seat. About five years later, I still believed it and reminded him of it when he went to press the button. He told me not to be so stupid. Parents eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted March 3, 2017 Author Share Posted March 3, 2017 On 02/03/2017 at 11:09, Chester40 said: I love you all the same.. Ooooo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Only got the one child. Worst lie? When he was about 6 we walked around whitemoor rec in Belper on a Sunday morning. I convinced him that "f****in mark someone you p****" was a commonly heard bit of tactical advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete2 Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 That toy is broken. I took the batteries out cos I was fed up with the annoying sound it made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PodgeyRam Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 My parents once told me that we were going to see my grandma (who I loved going to see) for the weekend. Didn't know any better until we actually reached Birmingham airport and boarded a plane to Copenhagen. I had a very lucky childhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Mine would never get out the bath, so when we used to let the water out we told them the noise the plug hole made was the plug hole monster coming to eat them!!!!! Haha they used to jump straight out......just so I could get back to the DCFC forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zag zig Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 21 hours ago, PodgeyRam said: My parents once told me that we were going to see my grandma (who I loved going to see) for the weekend. Didn't know any better until we actually reached Birmingham airport and boarded a plane to Copenhagen. I had a very lucky childhood. Did similar, they like that lie. One they didn't is stop shouting and falling out, santa will take one present off your list if he hears. Worked for a few years mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 On 03/03/2017 at 22:17, PodgeyRam said: My parents once told me that we were going to see my grandma (who I loved going to see) for the weekend. Didn't know any better until we actually reached Birmingham airport and boarded a plane to Copenhagen. I had a very lucky childhood. Gone straight into the mental book of "cool dad stuff" I'm compiling in my head for when I have kids one day. Thanks for that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfc the 1 4me Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Don't swallow that chewing gum, it'll wrap round your ribs. Passed that one on from me mam to my three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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