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10 hours ago, Brammie Steve said:

How about:-

A wab bap a Rooney he’s our Wayne Roo.

Tooty fruity Wayne Rooney,

He’s a beauty Our Rooney

We know he’s a Ram now yes indeed

Yes we all know he’s the one we need

Tooty fruity Wayne Rooney

A wab bab a Rooney

He’s our Wayne Roo!

I preferred @B4ev6is’s to be honest.

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9 hours ago, jimtastic56 said:

What about -“He Spends what he wants” . Also could the kids stop chucking beer over each other in the concorse?

I cannot criticise anyone pouring that rat's pee away, but throwing it over a fellow supporter is tantamount to assault with a deadly weapon.

/why, yes, I am drinking a Belgian Trappist beer at the moment - how did you guess?

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To anyone that can remember the classic clash song ‘Rudie can’t fail’

The first verse…..

Now we get a rude and a reckless
To be seen lookin' cool an' speckless
And drinking brew for breakfast
Rudie can't fail (no, no, no)
 

could be changed to…

Morris been spending money to reckless

Been an old fool and feckless


Wayne will eat the EFL for breakfast

Roooooney can’t  fail

No no no

Roooooooney can’t fail

second verse…

I know that my life make you nervous

But I tell you I can't live in service
Like the doctor who was born for a purpose
Rudie can't fail (ok)
    
changed to…

 I know that our club makes you nervous

But when kazim gets the right service

Like a scouser who was born for a purpose

Roooooooney can’t fail

Roooooooooney can’t fail

 

 

Edited by Ruud Aralliss
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1 hour ago, Ruud Aralliss said:

To anyone that can remember the classic clash song ‘Rudie can’t fail’

The first verse…..

Now we get a rude and a reckless
To be seen lookin' cool an' speckless
And drinking brew for breakfast
Rudie can't fail (no, no, no)
 

could be changed to…

Morris been spending money to reckless

Been an old fool and feckless


Wayne will eat the EFL for breakfast

Roooooney can’t  fail

No no no

Roooooooney can’t fail

second verse…

I know that my life make you nervous

But I tell you I can't live in service
Like the doctor who was born for a purpose
Rudie can't fail (ok)
    
changed to…

 I know that our club makes you nervous

But when kazim gets the right service

Like a scouser who was born for a purpose

Roooooooney can’t fail

Roooooooooney can’t fail

 

 

This song made for Rooney,

Listen to the last few minutes!!!!!

even sounds like Rooney can’t  fail !!

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9 hours ago, Ruud Aralliss said:

To anyone that can remember the classic clash song ‘Rudie can’t fail’

The first verse…..

Now we get a rude and a reckless
To be seen lookin' cool an' speckless
And drinking brew for breakfast
Rudie can't fail (no, no, no)
 

could be changed to…

Morris been spending money to reckless

Been an old fool and feckless


Wayne will eat the EFL for breakfast

Roooooney can’t  fail

No no no

Roooooooney can’t fail

second verse…

I know that my life make you nervous

But I tell you I can't live in service
Like the doctor who was born for a purpose
Rudie can't fail (ok)
    
changed to…

 I know that our club makes you nervous

But when kazim gets the right service

Like a scouser who was born for a purpose

Roooooooney can’t fail

Roooooooooney can’t fail

 

 

Short and easy to remember like it ?

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What about the to Dandy Livingstone “A message to you Rudy”  better known for its version by the specials…

“Mel’s stopped messing us around ah ah ah

Our leader’s in for our future  ah ah ah

It’s time to play our best football ah ah ah

ignore Gibson……. the clown ah ah ah.

Rooney, a message to you Rooney”

apologies to Dandy for murdering the lyrics of his song!  Edits welcome to make it scan better…

Andrew

 

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