DesertRam Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Is there usually a bonus paid for getting an assist and a goal at league clubs? I have no idea, so this question may sound ridiculous, or be illegal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Hughes Hair Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 The clean sheet bonus was introduced as an incentive to some of our players to stop them soiling the hotel bedding on away trips. RadioactiveWaste and DesertRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 19 minutes ago, DesertRam said: Is there usually a bonus paid for getting an assist and a goal at league clubs? I have no idea, so this question may sound ridiculous, or be illegal! I dont think there's anything illegal about asking a question DesertRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruud Aralliss Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 56 minutes ago, Ghost of Clough said: I dont think there's anything illegal about asking a question Try telling that to my uncle! dcfcreece1601, Chester40, Derby blood and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 3 hours ago, DesertRam said: Is there usually a bonus paid for getting an assist and a goal at league clubs? I have no idea, so this question may sound ridiculous, or be illegal! Yes, there is. Hopefully this answer is not illegal. DesertRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mckram Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 6 hours ago, DesertRam said: Is there usually a bonus paid for getting an assist and a goal at league clubs? I have no idea, so this question may sound ridiculous, or be illegal! I’m fairly certain that goals and assists are some of the most simple extras…they can get as ridiculous as an ‘unused substitute’ bonus but I’d imagine that’s limited to the big boys as a way to make sure they play if fit. DesertRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBRammette Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 18 minutes ago, Mckram said: I’m fairly certain that goals and assists are some of the most simple extras…they can get as ridiculous as an ‘unused substitute’ bonus but I’d imagine that’s limited to the big boys as a way to make sure they play if fit. So not Byrne or Joz then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taribo Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 No need to worry about goals and assist bonuses this season RadioactiveWaste and DesertRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 11 minutes ago, Taribo said: No need to worry about goals and assist bonuses this season I think we might need some more creative bonuses to keep the squad interested this season. "Didn't get pumped bonus" for losing by one goal. "Made Rooney look good" bonus for a draw against a team higher in the table. Taribo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkle Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Goal and assist bonuses couldn’t have cost us much money last season DesertRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean (hick) Saunders Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Best Beard bonus. RadioactiveWaste 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 8 hours ago, DesertRam said: Is there usually a bonus paid for getting an assist and a goal at league clubs? I have no idea, so this question may sound ridiculous, or be illegal! Usually. In uncharted territory with that concept at our club though. Ruud Aralliss 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sparkle said: Goal and assist bonuses couldn’t have cost us much money last season Perhaps we need a whole system of performance related pay in addition to the usual goals, clean sheets and assists .. covering attendance, spend per fan, distance run, passes completed, average speed whilst running during the 90 minutes, kit laundry bills, damage to shin pads, woodwork hit (and concurrent volume of OOOOOO’s sparked from the crowd. Corners avoided, free kicks won … anyone else got any suggestions ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 1 minute ago, jono said: Perhaps we need a whole system of performance related pay in addition to the usual goals, clean sheets and assists .. covering attendance, spend per fan, distance run, passes completed, average speed whilst running during the 90 minutes, kit laundry bills, damage to shin pads, woodwork hit (and concurrent volume of OOOOOO’s sparked from the crowd. Corners avoided, free kicks won … anyone else got any suggestions ? Number of times saliva discharged on the pitch during a game, number of expletives uttered (including profanities), number of times ball has been crossed from wings without going directly out of play either for throw in or goalkick, amount of time writhing around on the floor after a dubious tackle. RadioactiveWaste and jono 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Hughes Hair Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 The appearance bonus was introduced as an incentive to some of our players to get the slovenly beggars to smarten up a bit. jono and archram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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