Day Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 @Carl Saganand Elon Musk over a bottle of Lambrini and pork scratchings in the Shard one Tuesday night decided that you, yes YOU, shall be in the first 5 people to live on Mars. They give you a tough decision to make, you must take 2 dcfcfans forum members with you and 2 celebrities. There is a strict policy on no sexual interactions so anyone thinking of taking Cheryl Cole, think again. Your mission is to simply live then die, it is advised that the 4 people you take should be taken for entertainment purposes as you will be living in close quarters. Who are you taking and why? Carl Sagan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 I'll start with the celebrities, because they're easier and I won't offend anyone. Robert Plant - simply because he's my absolute mancrush, but in a none sexual way. He can at least give a song or two. Richard Ayoade - love his sense of humour. Forum members......... I could very easily say any of the members I've "met" on the group chats. All seem to be great company and I know I could spend plenty of time with them. However I'm going to go for one of those very people, but only using their posting style as a guide. One would be @i-Ram. I love his dry sense of humour in a similar way to Richard Ayoade's. The other I will have to go for @Carl Sagan, if he couldn't get us through a trip to Mars nobody could. Carl Sagan and i-Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 22, 2021 Author Share Posted July 22, 2021 @i-Ram and @Boycie Frankie Boyle and Sir Alex Ferguson. I’m going for maximum entertainment, plus throwing in an oldie who I could listen to all day. 2 Scotsman as well that will know how to drink, wouldn’t be a quiet night up there in the capsule. Plus Boycie hates Frankie Boyle which would be a laugh in itself. richinspain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, David said: @i-Ram and @Boycie Frankie Boyle and Sir Alex Ferguson. I’m going for maximum entertainment, plus throwing in an oldie who I could listen to all day. 2 Scotsman as well that will know how to drink, wouldn’t be a quiet night up there in the capsule. Plus Boycie hates Frankie Boyle which would be a laugh in itself. At least @Boycie could change the light bulbs ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 22, 2021 Author Share Posted July 22, 2021 1 minute ago, richinspain said: At least @Boycie could change the light bulbs ? Wouldn’t trust him with electricity, only plumbing richinspain and Boycie 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, David said: @i-Ram and @Boycie Frankie Boyle and Sir Alex Ferguson. I’m going for maximum entertainment, plus throwing in an oldie who I could listen to all day. 2 Scotsman as well that will know how to drink, wouldn’t be a quiet night up there in the capsule. Any chance I can have our mate from OTIB as a guest forum member alongside Stephen Pearce and Mel Morris as celebrities- pop them together in the same room with the Bristol City away match from 18/19 on loop. Think I might take @i-Ram as well as we like some of the same music which would help drown out his screams. Day and i-Ram 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Just now, David said: @i-Ram and @Boycie Frankie Boyle and Sir Alex Ferguson. I’m going for maximum entertainment, plus throwing in an oldie who I could listen to all day. 2 Scotsman as well that will know how to drink, wouldn’t be a quiet night up there in the capsule. Jesus man, are you flirting with me? You think I am going to Mars in a pressurised tin can with Boycie? 1) You must be aware of his bowel issues surely? 2) He would start fiddling with the wiring before take off. I would feel more comfortable as my 12 year old self sitting on the Jim’ll Fix It Armchair. richinspain, Boycie and Day 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 I’m not going if that Boyle’s going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 22, 2021 Author Share Posted July 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, i-Ram said: Jesus man, are you flirting with me? You think I am going to Mars in a pressurised tin can with Boycie? 1) You must be aware of his bowel issues surely? 2) He would start fiddling with the wiring before take off. I would feel more comfortable as my 12 year old self sitting on the Jim’ll Fix It Armchair. Just now, Boycie said: I’m not going if that Boyle’s going. This isn’t a choice, you get picked you’re going. Buckle up! i-Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 45 minutes ago, David said: @i-Ram and @Boycie Frankie Boyle and Sir Alex Ferguson. I’m going for maximum entertainment, plus throwing in an oldie who I could listen to all day. 2 Scotsman as well that will know how to drink, wouldn’t be a quiet night up there in the capsule. Plus Boycie hates Frankie Boyle which would be a laugh in itself. You're aware that Frankie Boyle is a teetotal ex alcoholic, I presume. Gritstone Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 22, 2021 Author Share Posted July 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rev said: You're aware that Frankie Boyle is a teetotal ex alcoholic, I presume. I didn’t, which would be a disaster really ??♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, David said: I didn’t, which would be a disaster really ??♂️ More for the rest of you, and a sober head to clean you up later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 22, 2021 Author Share Posted July 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Rev said: More for the rest of you, and a sober head to clean you up later. Always thinking, that’s why I like you. I should run my ideas past you before I air them Rev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, David said: Always thinking, that’s why I like you. I should run my ideas past you before I air them Or take him with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 @sheeponacid to have long political discussions with regarding the planned Martian revolution Henry Kissinger - My chance to drive him absolutely bonkers Dolly Parton in her bunny outfit, because i can @David to keep the peace sheeponacid and Carl Sagan 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 22, 2021 Author Share Posted July 22, 2021 40 minutes ago, ramit said: @David to keep the peace I’m not very good at that anymore, if anything I disturb the peace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 (edited) Gemma Arterton - great actress with a social conscience. The fact she's easy on the eye is merely a bonus. Boris Johnson - taking one for the team here, but I'd make him my fag, so he'd feel at home. @jono, seems like a decent enough sort to spend a lifetime locked up with. Practical, funny and looks at things from a different perspective to me, being a Manc. Plus Mancs are normally quite down to earth and dry. @Mostyn6. It would never be boring with this fella on board. Witty, often controversial, and we could sink a Mythos every time Crete flashed by the window. I realise it wouldn't be often, as we blasted into deep space, but he'd make Mars like Kavos and Stalin's, and that's good enough for me. Edited July 22, 2021 by Rev Stalin's should read Stalis, but it's too good an autocorrect to change. Had to change it again, doh! DarkFruitsRam7 and jono 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Is self love allowed? Celebrities: Stephen Fry for humour and mental stimulation and James Corden for when the food inevitably runs out. Posters: A couple I can think of. One cos I like them and the other cos James Corden ain’t going to last forever Carl Sagan and Parsnip 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 8 hours ago, David said: I’m not very good at that anymore, if anything I disturb the peace! It would be a near impossible job to be honest. Ole Henry would be chasing me about the station in his turbo wheelchair within hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 5 hours ago, David said: @Boycie I’m going for maximum entertainment Day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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