WhiteHorseRam Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 14 hours ago, Tony Le Mesmer said: I was going to 'like' that post WHR but that might have looked like I was taking the p*ss so I've left it. If it's any consolation, i'm approaching oldness I think and rapidly. I saw them live in Nottingham in 1991 (I think). Tony Le Mesmer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Sky's England correspondent Nick Collins's moustache. This made me laugh mind DarkFruitsRam7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Footballers who rush to the touchline to take a drink, rinse it round their mouths then spit it out like Elton John at a buffet. It only works if you swallow, as I'm always telling the missus. DarkFruitsRam7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 On 29 August 2016 at 21:28, Phoenix said: We seem to be getting a lot more of 'defense' and 'gotten'. American Ram is excused, but really... Agree but remember that gotten is good old English that dropped out of usage in this country in the late 17th century Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcfan1 Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 "looks doesnt matter, its whats inside that counts" FFS so cheesy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgford Ram Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I have recently found this thread and am working through it, nodding in agreement with many of the posts. I haven't read everything but I wanted to add this as it really gets my goat. I hate it when you are driving round a busy, full is car park only to spot a space before everyone else. You rush to it to get there first only to find that there is a tiny car - Fiat 500 or Smart Car for example - tucked right into the space making it look empty. Mostyn6, Wolfie, Anon and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgford Ram Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 On 6 July 2016 at 22:41, Phoenix said: Tony Blair's crocodile tears. I've not heard his version, is it not as good as Girls Aloud's version? WhiteHorseRam and Wolfie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 11 hours ago, Strange yearnings said: Agree but remember that gotten is good old English that dropped out of usage in this country in the late 17th century Forgot to say (or should I say I have "forgotten") that gotten still exists in the phrase ill-gotten gains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgford Ram Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I went on a plane last month for the first time in 18 months and someone had music playing out loud. I didn't realise this had become a thing. Saying that it didn't happen on the way back so it may have been a one off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgford Ram Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 This thread is going to be like therapy for me. This one is happening to me now and while I am sure there is a scientific explanation it is still annoying. When your mobile completely loses its battery sometimes takes ages of charging to get to a position where you can turn it back on. Why? Also, I now have a Samsung phone (it is a work phone and it seems silly to pay for my own phone) which is packed with apps that I don't want, will never use and cannot delete. These apps take up the majority of the phones memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Bridgford Ram said: This thread is going to be like therapy for me. This one is happening to me now and while I am sure there is a scientific explanation it is still annoying. When your mobile completely loses its battery sometimes takes ages of charging to get to a position where you can turn it back on. Why? Also, I now have a Samsung phone (it is a work phone and it seems silly to pay for my own phone) which is packed with apps that I don't want, will never use and cannot delete. These apps take up the majority of the phones memory. ask your works IT department to remove the apps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Bridgford Ram said: I now have a Samsung phone (it is a work phone and it seems silly to pay for my own phone) which is packed with apps that I don't want, will never use and cannot delete. These apps take up the majority of the phones memory. Isn't this just called "having an Android phone"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 5 hours ago, Bridgford Ram said: This thread is going to be like therapy for me. This one is happening to me now and while I am sure there is a scientific explanation it is still annoying. When your mobile completely loses its battery sometimes takes ages of charging to get to a position where you can turn it back on. Why? Also, I now have a Samsung phone (it is a work phone and it seems silly to pay for my own phone) which is packed with apps that I don't want, will never use and cannot delete. These apps take up the majority of the phones memory. Its called bloatware. Often installed by networks who get a marketing fee for having them as features. May have to jailbreak to remove some, others should be easily deletable. http://www.howtogeek.com/115533/how-to-disable-or-uninstall-android-bloatware/ Bridgford Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Le Mesmer Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Why do teeth have to have nerves? Why can't they just be stuck in like lego bricks and when they crack it won't friggin' hurt like hell!! jono, DarkFruitsRam7 and Rev 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Middle lane drivers wHo ain't got a scooby you are behind them. Grrrr 50 mile average speed limits... Double Grrrrr Why do I always see someone going past me doing 70 without a care in the world. Am I missing something? Chester40 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Le Mesmer Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Drivers trying to get out of car parks at the end of matches. But not any driver, those in particular who feel the need to edge and edge and edge their way as close to my car as is possible. If you wait patiently for me to let you out then i'll let you out no problems. If you think you are intimidating me and encouraging me to let you out by bullying your way in front of me then i'll happily drive past, even causing some superficial damage to my vehicle if you are too close, and i'll make you wait for the next available opportunity. We're all in a rush, we're all attempting to make our way home so what makes your circumstances any more special? Anon and rynny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 The M1 being shut at Luton last night.. 8PM.. Dont they know Derby are at home with a late KO and Angry has to get back to London??? While im on the subject.. 20 plus miles of roadworks and they are only working on 2 miles at any one time.. SHORTEN THE BLOODY ROADWORKS !!!! DavesaRam and Anon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 The 'convenient' flaps on a sealed pack of, for example, ham that's supposed to make it easier to open that simply snap off. Do any of them work, ever??? jono and Tony Le Mesmer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Regular sized bags of crisps with an easy peel panel on the front to "make them easier to share". 1. Share my crisps? 2. Have we, as a society, really reached the stage where making a nick in the corner of the bag and opening it fully is too much effort or too complicated for people to figure out? Tony Le Mesmer, Wolfie, ramsbottom and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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