ossieram Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/derby-county-host-funerals-die-768883 Hopefully something that nobody on here will be needing anytime soon, but would this be something you would ask the family to sort for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 48 minutes ago, ossieram said: http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/derby-county-host-funerals-die-768883 Hopefully something that nobody on here will be needing anytime soon, but would this be something you would ask the family to sort for you? Personally I think it’s a great idea. I don’t think my “Spanish” family would be too keen on it mind. I told my wife and daughter that I would like at least half of my ashes dispersed on the pitch. They looked at me incredulously. When I said that I was serious they just sort of grunted. If I’m lucky it’s the most i’ll be getting. Hopefully it will also be a few (or a lot) of years before they need to make a decision though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 "Derby County to host funerals for die-hard Rams fans" Classy article headline there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Will they be sponsored by Avon Tyres, that's what i want to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 23 minutes ago, Norman said: "Derby County to host funerals for die-hard Rams fans" Classy article headline there @David you like Die Hard don’t you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WharfedaleRam Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Can I suggest a few of us get buried, in a standing up position on our goal line and that we're dug up for the second 45 minutes of every match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Joking aside, it’s a serious subject. Do they have a recorded chant of “going down, going down, going down” to play in the cemetery? I expect a pm from the boss any minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Boycie said: @David you like Die Hard don’t you? Yippee ki yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Just now, David said: Yippee ki yay! You ok hun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I think this is a grave mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hucknall Ram Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 What a dead good idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Only two things in life are certain. Death and taxes. Oh and Derby's corners not clearing the first man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Did they forget to cremate Huddlestone before sticking his corpse in the centre of the pitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Making a living out of dying disgraceful. Don't want our midfield outpaced by a group of tombstones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 12 minutes ago, hintonsboots said: Making a living out of dying disgraceful. Don't want our midfield outpaced by a group of tombstones. If that happened, we could make them train with the stiffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodleyRam Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 The club's bank balance will reap the rewards of this policy. Will Steve Bloomers watching be replaced by the funeral march? Pride Park on a Saturday is often like a morgue... Another nail in the coffin for any hopes of credibility in the football community. I could go on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, RodleyRam said: The club's bank balance will reap the rewards of this policy. Will Steve Bloomers watching be replaced by the funeral march? Pride Park on a Saturday is often like a morgue... Another nail in the coffin for any hopes of credibility in the football community. I could go on I can’t take no mortis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Not for me thanks ,dying is the last thing I'll do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 As a last right at these funerals, perhaps Kenny Burn's latest NEP article should be read. This is just to check they're really gone. I can imagine any Derby fan with any remaining life essence will leap out of the coffin to refute the strange ramblings of Andi Reid's eating coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ram1964 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Think of the benifits, Any excess embalming fluid could be injected into the players before kick off to give them a more life like appearance. Could have a few spare coffins to put all the dead legs in. Free post mortem after every game Abundance of flowers to take home for the wife after match days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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