Guest Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 My reaction was 'We never score these...' I thought to myself at the time "he's gonna beat Bamford's v Brighton for height here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlastoEls Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Brighton playoff second leg. Blokes behind me are NAILING Will Hughes - "no pace, doesn't get stuck in, namby, never worth tm those millions". Few minutes later of course he scores that wonder goal. I turn around and they're head in hands in shame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Luckily I do forget stupid things pretty fastly but one funny situation I do remember. Or at least I'm remembered. I went to watch some random second or third division game in Finland and asked guy next to me are there someone good to follow. "Yeah, check out this guy from Viikingit, Tonton Zola Mokouko. He's handy." I'm pretty sure this guy remembers my irrational laughter rest of his life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Some guy in front of me talking about Hulse said "One and three-quarter million for that lump of *****". He then scored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Luckily I do forget stupid things pretty fastly but one funny situation I do remember. Or at least I'm remembered. I went to watch some random second or third division game in Finland and asked guy next to me are there someone good to follow. "Yeah, check out this guy from Viikingit, Tonton Zola Mokouko. He's handy." I'm pretty sure this guy remembers my irrational laughter rest of his life... Googled him to see where he is now, and the majority of the top results are FM/ChampMan legends who never made it IRL Turns out he's in Swedish Division 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashz09 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 In the East stand we had a season ticket supporter who must go to half of the games as they kept swapping. He was really old. Thinking he knew it all! Every game we would prove him wrong I think it was in the promotion season like for e.g Mears your **** you can't defend a minute later would do a brilliant tackle and every one would clap and he would sit there and not say a word! My dad always says some one is **** or useless last season it was Hughes before that it was Robinson (Happened a lot) when they would score a goal or do something really good.. Everytime he would eat his words . Ironically enough he likes Sammon.. He's always like feed the fish and he'll score guess he must like his work rate as that's all hes good at! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashz09 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Luckily I do forget stupid things pretty fastly but one funny situation I do remember. Or at least I'm remembered. I went to watch some random second or third division game in Finland and asked guy next to me are there someone good to follow. "Yeah, check out this guy from Viikingit, Tonton Zola Mokouko. He's handy." I'm pretty sure this guy remembers my irrational laughter rest of his life... He used to be a beast on that.. I remember signing Ibrahimovic and Kim Kallstrom (This was like season 99/00 I think). They scored for fun when they played for Ajax and Malmo FF I think? God i wish some one from Derby played FM at the time and scouted them as no one really knew them then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hinzy9 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 "feed the fish and he will score" Always cracks me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mills_DCFC Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Watford away last year. this bloke with no teeth and his wife were complaining all game about every little thing! When the whole crowd was singing they started singing a completely different song! It was driving me mad, thank god we won! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannable Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 *During our sticky patch last season* "We don't even look like scoring anymore" Having just hit the post and forced their keeper into a fee decent saves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 I can remember beating Shef Weds in a turgid 1-0 scrapathon and the game was so bad that the highlight of it was listening to some p1ss 'ead's response to Weds fan's sheep shagger chants - "I'd rather shag a sheep than an owl!". It was the one and only time I thought I saw a tumbleweed in the ground. As the kids would say "shockin' bantz!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Leeds away last season, keogh produced a good tackle and went on a bit of a run promptly followed by someone trying to start a chant with "keogh for england" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Watford away last year. this bloke with no teeth and his wife were complaining all game about every little thing! When the whole crowd was singing they started singing a completely different song! It was driving me mad, thank god we won! I didn't think any blokes in Watford had teeth? If they do, what is the Watford Gap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dopey_ramone Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Bloody hell - you must have heard me (I presume you are in the North Stand?) I nicked it off an old mate back in the 1960's called Malc Heaps and it is one of two quotes I use occasionally against referees in his honour. "I hope you die" being the first, the other being "May your sons and daughters walk sideways like crabs" It was indeed the north stand, this is going back to the prem season I was sat directly behind the goal (I made sure to try seats out before buying a season ticket from then onwards) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 It was indeed the north stand, this is going back to the prem season I was sat directly behind the goal (I made sure to try seats out before buying a season ticket from then onwards) Heh, awesome. I will be signing autographs on Saturday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I can remember beating Shef Weds in a turgid 1-0 scrapathon and the game was so bad that the highlight of it was listening to some p1ss 'ead's response to Weds fan's sheep shagger chants - "I'd rather shag a sheep than an owl!". It was the one and only time I thought I saw a tumbleweed in the ground. As the kids would say "shockin' bantz!" That actually made me larf... Quality Bantz from the pizz head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 'Is that Mason Bennett or Paolo Wanchope?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one_chop Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I had to laugh at the bloke in front of me, he'd regularly stand up and try to get a song going only to find nobody joined in. He'd sit down all embarrassed but it didnt deter him for trying again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turdburgler Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 The funniest thing I ever hear in grounds at pubs and especially on forums. " how come they get a Forest/Wembley ticket in front of me? I'm a ST holder and have been to X more games than them. " I get the urge to hit these people. Hard. More than once. I want to go to every Glastonbury but do I moan when I miss out because of a "newbie" feastival virgin?? Gets my goat those holier than thou uber fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WystonRam Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 "Ward doesn't look fit enough" just under 4 minutes after he came on yesterday ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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