Angry Ram Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Did you have floppy hair and tight legged jeans with the arse halfway down? Old men automatically hate people like that before you've uttered a word. I hate him already... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Not stupid, but amusing. 1977, UEFA Cup match v Finn Harps. A little old guy (flat cap, the lot) just before half time asked me the score. "It's 9-0 to Derby" I replied. "Bugger me, I've just been for a **** and missed five goals" he exclaimed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted August 5, 2014 Author Share Posted August 5, 2014 Haha that's pretty special. I'm just amazed he needed the toilet enough to sit down on one in a football ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 He'd probably read your posts on here. "http://www.thebort.com/www/Smileys/default/whistle" alt="whistle"> Well played. But it's before I joined the forum. Maybe he saw me posting on 606 back when that was a thing but we all talked ***** back on there. It was an entry requirement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheltenhamRam Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Queuing for the Playoff final, a man turned around and asked me and my brother if we knew who would be playing as striker for Derby. We answered him, and then he declared his surprise, as he thought Sammon was the better option and said that we could do with his pace. Hard to beat this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I once heard someone say that Eustace is decent.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Haha that's pretty special.I'm just amazed he needed the toilet enough to sit down on one in a football ground. Done it once, and only once. Sometimes you have no choice. I've used worse toilets. Namely the ones at Download Festival before they really sorted out a good cleaning team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted August 5, 2014 Author Share Posted August 5, 2014 Me and my dad often joke about how Jake Buxton is basically just your average joe who should probably be a bricklayer rather than a footballer - we often refer to him as Bob When he scored the winner against Forest a couple of years ago a bloke a couple of rows in front start singing the Bob the Builder theme tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I'm just waiting for the old guy who had a ST a row in front of us two seasons back to pop up with some horror stories of me and my brothers talking *****. He hated us with a passion and we never really figured out why. Couldn't open my mouth with an opinion without hearing "Don't talk ******" or "piss off". I bet he was delighted when we moved into the South Stand, although I was desperately hoping he moved too and ended up in front of us again just because he used to get so wound up with us. Turned up first game of last season and was only disappointed that he wasn't. We honestly did not do anything for him to get so frustrated at us, he just hated us for no reason Looking forward to seeing you on Saturday Tombo, and believe me I have reasons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Well played. But it's before I joined the forum. Maybe he saw me posting on 606 back when that was a thing but we all talked ***** back on there. It was an entry requirement Nah mate, I knew it was from a couple of seasons back, you stated it clearly enough, I was only kidding, thanks for taking it in the spirit it was meant. "http://mindromp.org/forum/images/smilies/thumbs_up_smiley" alt="thumbs_up_smiley"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Plenty of rubbish knocking around but top of head from last season..."BLOODY HELL! Dont let that lazy pillock take it." As Chris Martin placed the ball vs Bournemouth at home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Looking forward to seeing you on Saturday Tombo, and believe me I have reasons Is it because I, along with others, invaded your "introduction" thread to turn it into the first weekly quiz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Haha that's pretty special. I'm just amazed he needed the toilet enough to sit down on one in a football ground. Bogs behind the pop side had only been built a year or two, so they weren't totally wrecked and rank like those at the Normanton end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scarlet Pimpernel Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Same Bournemouth game............loud mouthed guy and his quieter mate moaning all through the game about Martin falling over. Martin then scores his 19th of the season to which the bloke says. Could have had three today if he stood up. Get him off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Is it because I, along with others, invaded your "introduction" thread to turn it into the first weekly quiz? Don't give me the "along with others" ******. Now how many times have I got to tell you and your annoying brothers to pi$$ off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Can't say i've heard anything stupid for a long time. Thats the beauty of West Stand. No-one says anything. Ever. Not even hello. Mind you i've heard some pretty heavy tutting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEL Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Overheard few times from that stalker who said that deaf lad who shouldn't belong to hearing world then someone told him to f*ck off yo idiot and leave derby fan alone. I turned around and said to him I know what you said about me I got digital hearing you stalker ******* then he left the game. What is wrong with these people? Leave it out and enjoy the game ffs Oh and someone said Sammon will be our top scorer I was like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikesimo1992 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I not really heard anything stupid but remember in the east stand near south east this guy was hurling abuse soo much at the team everyone was shouting at him to shut up and started the chant sit down shut up sit down shut up haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEL Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Sheff Weds away. "Bloody Bamford's been sh*te all game, gerrim off." Just as he waves his left foot and clips a beauty off the underside of the crossbar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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