Hans Datdo-Dishes

OK. Who do you want us to sign or think we should sign. List the players here.
Why are we a joke of a club? Please expand on this for debate.
Define "years ago" for pulling power. What key dates? The mel Morris era?
People will take you seriously as a poster if you don't just post hyperbolic drivel like the above.
Regards
Chatgpt

A couple from Harry Enfield that always go down a storm with Mrs Datdo-Dishes especially when said in the voice he uses.
"Only me", when I suddenly appear and, if she's dropped something on her foot or spilt something, "You didn't want to do that!".

"Nice bit of squirrel", Friday Night Dinner.

We aren’t very good are we. We would be lucky to get 200 in the 4th innings. As always, early season optimism just fades away as it becomes apparent that yet again avoiding the wooden spoon is the limit of our ambition. 
*reverse psychology - bound to work 

A couple from Harry Enfield that always go down a storm with Mrs Datdo-Dishes especially when said in the voice he uses.
"Only me", when I suddenly appear and, if she's dropped something on her foot or spilt something, "You didn't want to do that!".

Good shout. We could sign his sister Tess for Ewe Rams too 🙂

My work mate & me always throw Blackadder lines at each other. Usually when things don't go to plan - which happens a lot, as we work in R&D.
Favourites:
"Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more"
"Needs must, when the devil vomits in your kettle"
"The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd!"
 
...and a very niche one: "It's as dead as that squirrel"

"Nice bit of squirrel", Friday Night Dinner.

Shaddapa your face

I wouldn't want it back!

In other news….
Harry Moore batted England u19s to victory over a Young Lions invitational team, with 45 not out.

I wouldn't want it back!

We were very good during qualifying, injuries impacted and we kind of ran out of steam comming into the tournament, you have to remember our first choice striker out injured is a championship level player ,
disapointing but had we got through we would have even more depleted with the loss of tierney and then mc Tominay suspended, all in all it’s disappointing but also that’s two recent finals we have now qualified for so Not all bad , your teams your team , worst ever prem points tally has never stopped me being derby through and through 🤷🏻‍♂️

I wouldn't want it back!

I wouldn't want it back!

I tried to sign up for this, but ended up starting an OnlyFans instead
Unrelated, but has anyone got any baby oil I can borrow?

Chappell with a wicket in the first over.
Balla swinging, plenty of green on the surface, potential for a good game of cricket here…

You're apologising to the wrong one.

Mrs Cstand was shocked a few years ago to found out one of her friends takes adult toys with her on holidays abroad.
She said it would be very embarrassing if she was picked out for a baggage check going through customs. 

Her friend replied it was no problem because she always packed them in her husband’s suitcase without him knowing. 😂
 

Had a great day in Derby Saturday.
I was put in charge of two granddaughters for the day. 
Booked a slot at the Moorways Water Park, brilliant, had a great time, the girls loved it and i was forced to go on the slides and inflatable stuff with them.
Had half hour on Osmaston Park play area after, families having picnics in the sunshine, all good.
Went over to Markeaton Park, kids had a go on the Zip Wire, pedalo on the lake, ice creams all round etc.
There's a lot wrong with this country and towns and cities like Derby, but the vast majority of people just want to have a bit of leisure time away from the daily grind and are friendly, courteous and polite.
It felt safe and relaxed all day.

Right, I'm going to watch the England vs Denmark game again.

Off to see Grace Jones tonight. 
 

It's not his first slip.

I think you should also be worried about not being able to finish your sentences!