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"We are pleased to announce the new maanger at Manchester united, wil be true united leged, Wayne Rooney."
"I'm going to bring some pride and dignity back to the club" said Rooney before launching himself two footed at Rashford "that'll teach you to miss penalties"

Only just signed a new contract. Have made the 4 most expensive transfers in PL history and they're still nowhere near. Definition of a PE Teacher.

Speak for yourself, they’ve given me a heart attack a few times. 

I’d go with Roos, his distribution outweighs the negatives when you compare to Marshall. He’s also a lot younger than Marshall. 

Only just signed a new contract. Have made the 4 most expensive transfers in PL history and they're still nowhere near. Definition of a PE Teacher.

Not long til I move back to God’s country. Can’t wait. 

I’m at work in Burton and it’s now stopped… but I think it’s just going to keep coming back all day. Be one of those by the time you prep it to start it will have started raining again. 

I’d go with Roos, his distribution outweighs the negatives when you compare to Marshall. He’s also a lot younger than Marshall. 

Speak for yourself, they’ve given me a heart attack a few times. 

He’s already been in poor health, why would you force him to play the new fifa?

As I said, the obsession with celebrity is exhausting. What happened to picking someone based on their ability to do a job? We’ve had Lampard, Cocu, Rooney, Rosenior, Given etc etc. All of them here because the name is interesting and can boost revenue (fat lot of good that did). 
I long for a week the only reason we are in the news is for playing well. 

Wish I had a clue what the hell you're going on about half the time.

Worst part of the article.

He’s already been in poor health, why would you force him to play the new fifa?

He’s already been in poor health, why would you force him to play the new fifa?

Wish I had a clue what the hell you're going on about half the time.

Worst part of the article.

That stuff is only add ons to the bigger embarrassment. Trying to sell the club multiple times to charlatans, Morris' obsession with celebrity hires, embargos, legal battles, wars with the football league, getting farted on whilst asleep, Joiners gate... you name it, it's all an absolute laughing stock.

Wish I had a clue what the hell you're going on about half the time.

Wish I had a clue what the hell you're going on about half the time.

Worst part of the article.

Don't get that 3v3 Basketball. The real deal is in there, there's no real leagues for 3v3 basketball, it's like a game you play on the park. Doesn't seem a point to it. They may as well put 5 a side football in there if they're doing this, or single cuppies, it's basically the equivalent.

YES!
A Thousand times!
Disgusting stuff!  

Pretty meh game to be honest. They didn’t give us a kick at times, and despite no intense press we gave the ball away shoddily numerous times, particularly first half. 
Grateful of the win, we needed one - pre season or not. Let’s not pretend that bar two fantastic Roos saves and the width of crossbar that we couldn’t have been 3 goals down before we even had a sniff. 
Of the trialists, I think Morrison is a player who can receive under pressure and be trusted with the ball which is great to have. I do think he needs to be central though. Carroll is a steady player who will recycle the ball well, although did show some rustiness at times. Aluko will do a couple of terrible things for every good thing he does. Baldock is either way light of sharpness or he simply doesn’t have it anymore. Jagielka looks decent for his age, it must be said, but we certainly can’t count on 40+ games from him and Davies. 
We looked better once CKR came on as he offered far more than Baldock. Sibley still criminally underused by the sleepy fart sniffer. Watson looked very tidy and has a lovely centre of gravity to get out of tight spots, but don’t think he has that directness that Sibley has. Both very useful, we need to see more of both. I hope Stetton is fit soon as we really need to see what he has. 

Pretty meh game to be honest. They didn’t give us a kick at times, and despite no intense press we gave the ball away shoddily numerous times, particularly first half. 
Grateful of the win, we needed one - pre season or not. Let’s not pretend that bar two fantastic Roos saves and the width of crossbar that we couldn’t have been 3 goals down before we even had a sniff. 
Of the trialists, I think Morrison is a player who can receive under pressure and be trusted with the ball which is great to have. I do think he needs to be central though. Carroll is a steady player who will recycle the ball well, although did show some rustiness at times. Aluko will do a couple of terrible things for every good thing he does. Baldock is either way light of sharpness or he simply doesn’t have it anymore. Jagielka looks decent for his age, it must be said, but we certainly can’t count on 40+ games from him and Davies. 
We looked better once CKR came on as he offered far more than Baldock. Sibley still criminally underused by the sleepy fart sniffer. Watson looked very tidy and has a lovely centre of gravity to get out of tight spots, but don’t think he has that directness that Sibley has. Both very useful, we need to see more of both. I hope Stetton is fit soon as we really need to see what he has.