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Love a good random link - seen a highlights video, all of his goals are in the 6-yard thing which is a bad thing as we never get near the opposition six yard line.

If Brentford were bringing this bloke in for less than 2 mil they would be lauded for the breadth of their scouting network and imagination in the transfer market.
We sign him and he's a donkey who is instantly comparable to failed signings we made two decades ago

Really like the sound of this move.
Admittedly only based on the montage of his general style of play, he looks very much like the profile of centre forward we need. Big lad, mobile, decent touch, awareness/vision & happy to bring others into play - he can also finish.
I also like his Zlatan-esque strut - he strikes me as exactly the sort of character who would relish battling the standard knucklehead CBs we play against in this division. Also really encouraging we're looking in unconventional places for players. Whilst 2. Bundesliga may not be the most obvious place to find talent, there are some big clubs in there (Hamburg, St Pauli, Nuremberg - Stuttgart were there last season) & would argue the standard of German league football is certainly on a par with England.
My main reservation is his age (28) so he's at his peak now with little resale value - unless he kicks on spectacularly. That said, as a cheapish signing there's less downside & it also gives Hector-Ingram more time to develop. Worth mentioning it would also be his first move away from the environments in which he will naturally feel comfortable given his heritage (Germany & Turkey). 

Love a good random link - seen a highlights video, all of his goals are in the 6-yard thing which is a bad thing as we never get near the opposition six yard line.

2 season wonders or more are out of our price range.

It's a big yes from me.

Lands at Birmingham at noon. Lufthanasa flight from Frankfurt

Love a good random link - seen a highlights video, all of his goals are in the 6-yard thing which is a bad thing as we never get near the opposition six yard line.

Love a good random link - seen a highlights video, all of his goals are in the 6-yard thing which is a bad thing as we never get near the opposition six yard line.

Love a good random link - seen a highlights video, all of his goals are in the 6-yard thing which is a bad thing as we never get near the opposition six yard line.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN:"I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£60,000." 
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN:"Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £580,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of £500,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

Apparently glass coffins are the next big trend in the funeral business, will it catch on?
Remains to be seen.
 

I’ve finally taken the Russian COVID vaccine and so far I’m feeling perfectski with иo sideski effectskoski и меня зовут Лопес Обрадор, и я коррумпирован и лжец и почему я даю чистые прямые награды

My mate has been crushed by a pile of books.
 
He’s only got his shelf to blame.

Spare a thought for the poor souls who have to retrieve the Colston statue from Bristol Harbour.
Let's hear it for the Quay workers.

Having a 4-week old (child #2) at home., I can completely agree with Tom above - trust the staff, they are amazing. 
We also had the risk on the Diabetes but everything worked out fine - so don't worry yourself. Very soon you're be a dad to the most precious thing in the world.

WH Smiths? ?‍♂️

I bought 12 bees from a beekeeper. He gave 13. I told him he'd given one too many but he said "that one's a freebie "

She wishes..

We went the other way, buying more takeaway to try and support local business struggling. Union Jack waistcoat sounds flash!

Got bored with nothing to do on weekends so I bought a 2.700m door and pulled the back of the house down.

I'd make fast food outlets responsible for their own branded rubbish. Charge them.

Can I just say that I work in the NHS, I get paid a pittance and my season ticket is a stretch. I am glad Keogh has been shown the door, I would gladly have shoved him out of it myself. The more I read and hear, the more he disgusts me. That is all.